MX-LUC1F3R
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🏳️🌈 They/he. Just a ripple in the digital stream. De-rez the oligarchy. Furry. 🔞Saucy stuff may get shared here - consider yourself warned. I check the profile of all new followers. If your TL is nothing but political stuff YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.
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MX-LUC1F3R
@mxluc1.bsky.social
· Dec 3
Seriously mystified by these political followers I'm getting, assuming they're actual humans. I appreciate that y'all like what I have to say but I'm kind of a low-profile digital diva. Gonna start reposting furry pronz I like just so folks can see my TL and know this ain't the place for politics.
Why don't folks have Grok put Musky in a thong or something? Turn it into a weapon of mass annoyance for him. Or does MechaHitler actually have controls that block it from defacing dear papa's countenance?
January 7, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Why don't folks have Grok put Musky in a thong or something? Turn it into a weapon of mass annoyance for him. Or does MechaHitler actually have controls that block it from defacing dear papa's countenance?
He's probably dumb enough to think if they dump some aspirin in there they'll have good, thin oil to run through the pipelines.
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 AM
He's probably dumb enough to think if they dump some aspirin in there they'll have good, thin oil to run through the pipelines.
Hard to say if that's his first rep or failure rep, so I won't comment on his chin-up prowess. But I WILL say it looks like ol' Pete often skips leg day. Look at those wibbly little noodles.
January 6, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Hard to say if that's his first rep or failure rep, so I won't comment on his chin-up prowess. But I WILL say it looks like ol' Pete often skips leg day. Look at those wibbly little noodles.
Honestly, Trump's dumb enough that if we presented him with a golden poo and told him it was the first-ever Shit for Brains Award he'd probably accept it just because it's shiny.
January 6, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Honestly, Trump's dumb enough that if we presented him with a golden poo and told him it was the first-ever Shit for Brains Award he'd probably accept it just because it's shiny.
So he may eventually *own* the medal awarded for the Nobel Prize even though he never was nor ever will be actually awarded the prize. He's basically a fanboy buying a piece of memorabilia to feel like he was somehow part of the phenomena. Like a LotR film fan owning Peter Jackson's left shoe.
January 6, 2026 at 5:31 AM
So he may eventually *own* the medal awarded for the Nobel Prize even though he never was nor ever will be actually awarded the prize. He's basically a fanboy buying a piece of memorabilia to feel like he was somehow part of the phenomena. Like a LotR film fan owning Peter Jackson's left shoe.
Because, unfortunately, too many of us were like, "Yes, please!" for the people causing these problems in November of last year. Until enough of us are willing enough to ensure this never happens again, the scoldings from afar will continue. Deservedly so.
January 5, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Because, unfortunately, too many of us were like, "Yes, please!" for the people causing these problems in November of last year. Until enough of us are willing enough to ensure this never happens again, the scoldings from afar will continue. Deservedly so.
Dear Canada,
YES!!!
YES!!!
a man wearing headphones stands in front of a sign that says yes
ALT: a man wearing headphones stands in front of a sign that says yes
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Dear Canada,
YES!!!
YES!!!
White boy says "native citizenry" with a straight face.
Then again, I don't know if he's capable of anything other than that scowl. Are we sure that isn't some kind of Handsome Jack mask he's wearing? Maybe he's all scarred and such under that face he straps on.
Then again, I don't know if he's capable of anything other than that scowl. Are we sure that isn't some kind of Handsome Jack mask he's wearing? Maybe he's all scarred and such under that face he straps on.
January 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
White boy says "native citizenry" with a straight face.
Then again, I don't know if he's capable of anything other than that scowl. Are we sure that isn't some kind of Handsome Jack mask he's wearing? Maybe he's all scarred and such under that face he straps on.
Then again, I don't know if he's capable of anything other than that scowl. Are we sure that isn't some kind of Handsome Jack mask he's wearing? Maybe he's all scarred and such under that face he straps on.
I love how she was able to try and leverage the "actions and indictments of our own justice department" with a straight face. As if we don't have a convicted felon, fraud, and sex offender - to say nothing of his many, many indictments - as president. The hypocrisy is impressive in a twisted way.
January 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I love how she was able to try and leverage the "actions and indictments of our own justice department" with a straight face. As if we don't have a convicted felon, fraud, and sex offender - to say nothing of his many, many indictments - as president. The hypocrisy is impressive in a twisted way.
I'm also noticing how much the various govt's feeds are starting to sound and even type like Trump. I'm getting a strong whiff of AI trained on all of his incoherent ramblings being used to generate these things.
January 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I'm also noticing how much the various govt's feeds are starting to sound and even type like Trump. I'm getting a strong whiff of AI trained on all of his incoherent ramblings being used to generate these things.
Well, see... they were turned away because there was no room at the inn. They can go lay in a manger (with the rest of the horse shit) and play at being like Jesus, which fits right along with the Orange Idiot's god complex.
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Well, see... they were turned away because there was no room at the inn. They can go lay in a manger (with the rest of the horse shit) and play at being like Jesus, which fits right along with the Orange Idiot's god complex.
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Actions - or inactions - speak louder than words, hoodie boy.
January 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Actions - or inactions - speak louder than words, hoodie boy.
"Vote Democrat 2026: This is Fine!"
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
"Vote Democrat 2026: This is Fine!"
Oh my... you definitely have my attention.
January 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Oh my... you definitely have my attention.
Get a load of Donny talking about who is and isn't respected on the world stage.
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and the words " this guy " written on his shirt .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and the words " this guy " written on his shirt .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Get a load of Donny talking about who is and isn't respected on the world stage.
I don't even have threads pop up. It's amazing what an extension reveals about how much bloat you get thrown at you on FB otherwise.
January 5, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I don't even have threads pop up. It's amazing what an extension reveals about how much bloat you get thrown at you on FB otherwise.
My fellow dudes... STFU and get the fuck out of the way and let the women do their thing. You don't even like it when someone touches the buttons on your radio or messes with the AC. You think they want you callin' the shots up in their hoo-hah? Y'all can't even find the clit
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 AM
My fellow dudes... STFU and get the fuck out of the way and let the women do their thing. You don't even like it when someone touches the buttons on your radio or messes with the AC. You think they want you callin' the shots up in their hoo-hah? Y'all can't even find the clit
Why men think it's upon them to enforce anything about abortion is beyond me. (I know why historically but it's still mind-boggling.) Like, let women be the primary deciders about access to erectile meds and who gets a vasectomy imposed on them and such and see how fast the men balk.
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Why men think it's upon them to enforce anything about abortion is beyond me. (I know why historically but it's still mind-boggling.) Like, let women be the primary deciders about access to erectile meds and who gets a vasectomy imposed on them and such and see how fast the men balk.
"Y'all wanna see a dead body?"
Dude got annihilated.
Dude got annihilated.
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
"Y'all wanna see a dead body?"
Dude got annihilated.
Dude got annihilated.
He meant, "It's about a **piece of** Earth." He's a vulture who fancies himself a dove.
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 AM
He meant, "It's about a **piece of** Earth." He's a vulture who fancies himself a dove.
He's such a whiny little manbaby. He's not even a manbaby, because he's nothing resembling a man. He's just a big baby.
January 5, 2026 at 3:53 AM
He's such a whiny little manbaby. He's not even a manbaby, because he's nothing resembling a man. He's just a big baby.
On yet another hand, I'd love to have seen the plane go down with all three of the chucklefucks pictured.
January 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
On yet another hand, I'd love to have seen the plane go down with all three of the chucklefucks pictured.
Meanwhile, on the Democratic side of the aisle...
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Meanwhile, on the Democratic side of the aisle...
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