Matt (he/they)
@mwlauster.bsky.social
Ain’t no country boy quitter
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Matt (he/they)
@mwlauster.bsky.social
· Apr 14
I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, my only addiction is giving movies 3 1/2 stars on Letterboxd
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JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
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The President of the United States just essentially declared a war on Chicago because — wait for it! — Black and Brown people live here.
This is not normal. This is not okay. And we are going to fucking fight back.
This is not normal. This is not okay. And we are going to fucking fight back.
September 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The President of the United States just essentially declared a war on Chicago because — wait for it! — Black and Brown people live here.
This is not normal. This is not okay. And we are going to fucking fight back.
This is not normal. This is not okay. And we are going to fucking fight back.
What’s been going on over here?
August 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
What’s been going on over here?
He knew sending in the National Guard would make things worse and he did it anyway an authoritarian in every sense of the word
June 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
He knew sending in the National Guard would make things worse and he did it anyway an authoritarian in every sense of the word
But like for real though queue the Return of the Jedi “we’re free!” montage
Queen of eras, master of rights: Taylor Swift now owns all of her music, ending the music ownership fight that inspired her “Taylor’s Version” re-records.
Taylor Swift buys back masters for her first six albums
The pop star now owns all of her music, ending an ownership feud that inspired her “Taylor’s Version” project to rerecord many of her albums.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
But like for real though queue the Return of the Jedi “we’re free!” montage
Long story short, SHE GOT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS BACK
Taylor Swift announced on Friday that she had bought back the rights to her first six albums. Swift said that her record-breaking Eras Tour helped make her acquisition of the masters. She did not disclose the price. nyti.ms/3FgfXzZ
May 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Long story short, SHE GOT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS BACK
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Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
May 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...
Hold on let me check something
“Proceeds to open Letterboxd”
“Proceeds to open Letterboxd”
May 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Hold on let me check something
“Proceeds to open Letterboxd”
“Proceeds to open Letterboxd”
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The bulk of the financial benefits in the House Republican tax bill would flow to the wealthiest Americans, experts say.
House Republican tax bill favors the rich — how much they stand to gain, and why
The Congressional Budget Office estimates income for the bottom 10% of households would fall by 2% in 2027 and by 4% in 2033 as a result of the bill’s changes.
nbcnews.to
May 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The bulk of the financial benefits in the House Republican tax bill would flow to the wealthiest Americans, experts say.
How long until Trump falsely takes credit for this?
BREAKING: American cardinal Robert Prevost has been chosen by the conclave to be the next pope. He will be known as Pope Leo XIV.
Never in the history of the Roman Catholic Church has there been an American pope. nbcnews.to/43k4uZ4
Never in the history of the Roman Catholic Church has there been an American pope. nbcnews.to/43k4uZ4
May 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
How long until Trump falsely takes credit for this?
I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, my only addiction is giving movies 3 1/2 stars on Letterboxd
April 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, my only addiction is giving movies 3 1/2 stars on Letterboxd
Can confirm this person wasn’t a drag queen
Robert Morris, the founder of a Texas megachurch and a former faith adviser to the Trump White House, was indicted Wednesday on charges that he molested a girl over several years in the 1980s, the Oklahoma Attorney General’s Office said.
Former Texas Megachurch Pastor Is Indicted on Child Sex Abuse Charges
Robert Morris, the former senior pastor of the Dallas-based Gateway Church, abused a girl over several years in the 1980s, the Oklahoma Attorney General’s Office said.
www.nytimes.com
March 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Can confirm this person wasn’t a drag queen
Think I might be in love with Nika Muhl in the absolute gayest way possible
March 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Think I might be in love with Nika Muhl in the absolute gayest way possible
At least someone has a backbone
Watch as Rep. Al Green, Democrat of Texas, stood to protest during President Trump's speech to a joint session of Congress and was thrown out of the House chamber. Green said his protest was “worth it to let people know that there are some people who are going to stand up” to Trump. nyti.ms/3QIcTP0
March 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
At least someone has a backbone
Gee I wonder whose side he’s on?
A meeting between President Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy grew contentious, with Trump telling Zelenskyy that "you're not acting at all thankful" for U.S. support.
Trump and Zelenskyy's meeting turns into a heated argument
A meeting between President Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy grew contentious, with Trump telling Zelenskyy that "you're not acting at all thankful" for U.S. support.
www.npr.org
February 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Gee I wonder whose side he’s on?
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Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos's changes to the opinion pages have led subscribers to cancel in droves. It's the third wave of mass cancellations at the Post in just a few months.
Bezos' changes at 'Washington Post' lead to mass subscription cancellations — again
Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos's changes to the opinion pages have led subscribers to cancel in droves. It's the third wave of mass cancellations at the Post in just a few months.
www.npr.org
February 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos's changes to the opinion pages have led subscribers to cancel in droves. It's the third wave of mass cancellations at the Post in just a few months.
Is it just me or does Twitter seem even worse than what it was these past couple days?
February 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Is it just me or does Twitter seem even worse than what it was these past couple days?
I honestly don’t know how other people can be happy
February 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I honestly don’t know how other people can be happy
I really do love The Last Jedi like almost every bit of it
February 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I really do love The Last Jedi like almost every bit of it
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Me blurb this book? It’s unpossible! Jk I did and you guys should check it out if you love the Simpsons as much as us 👇
I've basically been writing this in my head since I was 10, but now it's finally time to unleash it on the world. My book about the golden age of The Simpsons comes out on June 10. Preorder STUPID TV, BE MORE FUNNY here. www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/alan-...
Stupid TV, Be More Funny
This comprehensive account of the meteoric rise of The Simpsons combines incisive pop culture criticism and interviews with the show’s creative team th...
www.hachettebookgroup.com
February 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Me blurb this book? It’s unpossible! Jk I did and you guys should check it out if you love the Simpsons as much as us 👇
Texas is currently losing to South Carolina by 22 IN MENS BASKETBALL 🙃
a cartoon dog is laying on a purple couch with the words sighs deeply below it
ALT: a cartoon dog is laying on a purple couch with the words sighs deeply below it
media.tenor.com
February 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Texas is currently losing to South Carolina by 22 IN MENS BASKETBALL 🙃
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And who they didn't like
February 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
And who they didn't like
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we're here to do two things today:
wear a dress listening to chappell roan & radicalize liberals
and we've got energy for both
wear a dress listening to chappell roan & radicalize liberals
and we've got energy for both
February 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
we're here to do two things today:
wear a dress listening to chappell roan & radicalize liberals
and we've got energy for both
wear a dress listening to chappell roan & radicalize liberals
and we've got energy for both
I hope everyone The Five dies by getting ALS
February 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I hope everyone The Five dies by getting ALS