I heartily embraced spouse’s family tradition: good luck soup (rice, diced ham, black eyed peas, veggies), greens, and cornbread. I am in charge of the soup and planned that out a couple days ago.

Very cool! No better feeling than seeing your kid thrive (especially when they were struggling).

"crooked jerky jockey" is too low

he follows it up with "you drive a crooked hoss"

HE BROUGHT THE MAN'S HORSE INTO IT

if that's not hurtful i don't know what is

I refuse to believe that Fat Bottomed Girls was anything other than a hymn worshipping the curves

Not sure I could trust myself with that tool, I’d have gone looking for snakes just to see what it could do

Why use anything else when there is already a perfect copperhead killing implement. Granddad never let us play near the creek without bringing it with him

heady play coach

Using this to share my all time favorite Thanksgiving dish, Mom’s cornbread dressing recipe (pour some white gravy over this with turkey and experience nirvana). Can be prepped in advance and baked day of.

If you’re not gonna help clean you can help yourself out the door

Also, for us more introverted types, or those that get sensory overload in large groups, it’s a great way to be present and participate without having to talk a lot. I learned this hack years ago and always call dibs on cleaning the kitchen.

It’s great fun and the voice acting sounds like a dead ringer for Harrison Ford

That is a relief, thank you so much!

I just realized I somehow put in the wrong name and feel terrible, I contacted One Simple Wish to see if I can get it corrected. Stupid brain.