Mike W
@mwaltz-signal.bsky.social
I work for important people doing United Nations stuff.
I don’t follow journalists.
I’m a parody of myself.
I don’t follow journalists.
I’m a parody of myself.
The Signal thing was all Pete’s fault anyway.
Exclusive: The Pentagon inspector general has expanded an investigation into Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s sharing of military plans to a second Signal chat that included his wife and brother
Exclusive | Pentagon Inspector General Expands Investigation Into Hegseth’s Use of Signal
Probe seeks to determine who put sensitive military information in unclassified chat group that included Hegseth’s family
buff.ly
May 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The Signal thing was all Pete’s fault anyway.
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you Mr. President! I knew you’d come through for me (especially after I bought so much TRUMP COIN)!!!
Now I just need to be added to all the UN Signal channels…
Now I just need to be added to all the UN Signal channels…
May 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you Mr. President! I knew you’d come through for me (especially after I bought so much TRUMP COIN)!!!
Now I just need to be added to all the UN Signal channels…
Now I just need to be added to all the UN Signal channels…
😭😭😭😬
I can’t believe the greatest President in all of history would fire me!
I can’t believe the greatest President in all of history would fire me!
whoa
*WALTZ AND HIS DEPUTY WILL BE LEAVING THEIR POSTS: CBS
*WALTZ AND HIS DEPUTY WILL BE LEAVING THEIR POSTS: CBS
May 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
😭😭😭😬
I can’t believe the greatest President in all of history would fire me!
I can’t believe the greatest President in all of history would fire me!
NO!!
DONALD PLEASE DON’T DO THIS!
I promise I’ll be even more obsequious toward you if you left me stay!!
I’ll also send you a private message on our usual Signal channel. ❤️
DONALD PLEASE DON’T DO THIS!
I promise I’ll be even more obsequious toward you if you left me stay!!
I’ll also send you a private message on our usual Signal channel. ❤️
Once again, Trump puts incompetent people in the most important positions and it turns out to be a disaster. And Waltz gave up a safe House seat for it.
May 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
NO!!
DONALD PLEASE DON’T DO THIS!
I promise I’ll be even more obsequious toward you if you left me stay!!
I’ll also send you a private message on our usual Signal channel. ❤️
DONALD PLEASE DON’T DO THIS!
I promise I’ll be even more obsequious toward you if you left me stay!!
I’ll also send you a private message on our usual Signal channel. ❤️
With all this tariff stuff… no one seems to care about me anymore!!
April 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
With all this tariff stuff… no one seems to care about me anymore!!
I’ve come to the conclusion that I was wrong. I made a terrible mistake by holding a sensitive, high-level discussion about a military operation on Signal. I regret this, and I’ve decided that the only correct way to make amends is to resign my position as National Security Advisor.
April 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’ve come to the conclusion that I was wrong. I made a terrible mistake by holding a sensitive, high-level discussion about a military operation on Signal. I regret this, and I’ve decided that the only correct way to make amends is to resign my position as National Security Advisor.
Actually it was my innie who met him. My innie is much nicer than I am, and they struck up a friendship.
Goldberg on Waltz: "This isn't The Matrix. Phone numbers don't just get sucked into other phones. I don't know what he's talking about ... my phone number was in his phone because my phone number was in his phone. He's telling everyone that he's never met me or spoken to me. That's simply not true."
March 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Actually it was my innie who met him. My innie is much nicer than I am, and they struck up a friendship.
Who’s a loser?? Yeah we know who the loser is! Anyone who screws up this bad on Signal is a loser. What kind of dumbass would text US military plans on a non-secure app and then let a journalist get… no wait… that’s not what I meant! He’s the loser! Honest! Pleeeeze believe me. I know how to text. 😩
“Michael Waltz can label me a loser if he wants, but at least I know how to text.” — @theatlantic.com's @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social
Gift link: wapo.st/4j8ajxS
#SignalGate
Gift link: wapo.st/4j8ajxS
#SignalGate
How the Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg made noise with a Signal scoop
The Trump administration tried to paint the Atlantic editor as a liar, so he felt compelled to prove them wrong -- and he had the receipts.
wapo.st
March 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Who’s a loser?? Yeah we know who the loser is! Anyone who screws up this bad on Signal is a loser. What kind of dumbass would text US military plans on a non-secure app and then let a journalist get… no wait… that’s not what I meant! He’s the loser! Honest! Pleeeeze believe me. I know how to text. 😩
That’s not my underwear. Mine have Superman.
Mike Waltz:
March 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
That’s not my underwear. Mine have Superman.
Hey, chill. I only used it to pay my hairdresser.
Mike Waltz Left His Venmo Friends List Public
A WIRED review shows national security adviser Mike Waltz, White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, and other top officials left sensitive information exposed via Venmo—until WIRED asked about it.
www.wired.com
March 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hey, chill. I only used it to pay my hairdresser.
This happens almost daily.
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This happens almost daily.
Everything I’ve said is true!
I pinky swear it’s all true!
I pinky swear it’s all true!
March 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Everything I’ve said is true!
I pinky swear it’s all true!
I pinky swear it’s all true!
Nothing to see here.
Trump officials creating a massive security breach is bad enough. That those involved had often criticized Hillary Clinton’s mishandling of classified information makes it worse, @dgraham.bsky.social writes.
But Her Emails?
The Signal security breach would be bad enough if those involved had not spent so much time criticizing Hillary Clinton for her mishandling of classified information.
www.theatlantic.com
March 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Nothing to see here.
Nothing to see here.
“A mack-truck-sized breach”: @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social discusses being accidentally added to a Trump administration group chat planning military strikes.
Read more in The Atlantic Daily: theatln.tc/0VASTR78
Read more in The Atlantic Daily: theatln.tc/0VASTR78
A Conversation With Jeffrey Goldberg About His Extraordinary Scoop
How The Atlantic’s editor in chief found himself in a group chat with Trump-administration officials who were planning an attack on Yemen
theatln.tc
March 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Nothing to see here.
Nothing to see here.
American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social. theatln.tc/AmsjsuT6
March 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Nothing to see here.
It was going to have to be either Signal or X DMs.
it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other
March 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It was going to have to be either Signal or X DMs.
I swear I thought it was Jeff Goldblum.
Yesterday, Michael Waltz claimed that he’s “never met, don’t know, never communicated with” Jeffrey Goldberg.
Here’s a photo of Waltz standing next to Goldberg during a 2021 event at the French Embassy.
The event Waltz attended—a Q&A with a French filmmaker—was moderated by Goldberg.
Here’s a photo of Waltz standing next to Goldberg during a 2021 event at the French Embassy.
The event Waltz attended—a Q&A with a French filmmaker—was moderated by Goldberg.
March 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I swear I thought it was Jeff Goldblum.