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January 1, 2026 at 6:08 AM
American reboot of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy but it's called Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Mole
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Daulton Varsho is a Jack Vance character name. Get outta here with that.
October 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Trump’s deployment of troops to Portland is a dangerous escalation of authoritarianism. Now is the time to find our own ways of standing up and fighting back to preserve our democracy. Fellow vets: we need you to muster. And those serving: you can refuse an unlawful order as you may receive it.
September 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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LMAOOOOOO, he did it again
"Might as well go win the whole fucking thing"
September 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
🧹🪄🔱⚾
September 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Master and Commander/TNG Intro

this was rendering all day while I was out lol
April 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Incredible new way to get blowed up by a Hurt Locker robot.
July 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
June 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
BIRD!
June 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Just so you know when you yell at me this is who you're yelling at
June 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Captivated by this lost racing pigeon walking around outside my house this afternoon. I wasn't able to get close enough to read the bands and not really sure what I'd do if I could. Not really set up for pigeon care. Anyways, a handsome-ass bird.
May 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
nature/walk
May 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sometimes when it drizzles the snails go wide and flat and the thistle really pops
May 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
All I want is a pristine 1980s Japanese sedan and a sailboat and enough money to never work again. Is that so much to ask?
April 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Holy shit this Columbo episode stars Johnny Cash.
March 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?"
Fuck it. It's lunch time. Let's see your favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
February 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just watching the only NYE movie
January 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Too many Luigi jokes, not enough Mangione jokes.
December 10, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Hey it's the same country we lived in yesterday (pejorative)
November 6, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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October 27, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Time for a outing to the oople orchard. Gonna oot me a nice crisp oople.
October 8, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Pretty good Amazon slop
October 2, 2024 at 2:59 PM
September seventeen,
I made some pickles in here.
I made some pickles in here from the green beans and cucumbers I grew.
Ferment a week or two.
My homemade dilly beans.
September seventeen.
September 18, 2024 at 4:42 PM