Skeetus Lapetus
@mvchaeljames.bsky.social
Sagiterrorist. 97 Hive. Twizzler Apologist.
America’s series finale has us going out like the last season of Game of Thrones…
Humiliating.
Humiliating.
February 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
America’s series finale has us going out like the last season of Game of Thrones…
Humiliating.
Humiliating.
Love that in order to attack Marlon Wayans, Soulja Boy had to share stories about him loving him child…
Screenshotting PRAISE is crazy.
Screenshotting PRAISE is crazy.
February 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Love that in order to attack Marlon Wayans, Soulja Boy had to share stories about him loving him child…
Screenshotting PRAISE is crazy.
Screenshotting PRAISE is crazy.
Although I got my ticket and I’m happy I’m going to the Cowboy Carter tour, it shouldn’t cost a MacBook Pro & your unborn child for a damn ticket.
Ticketmaster needs to be STOPPED.
Ticketmaster needs to be STOPPED.
February 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Although I got my ticket and I’m happy I’m going to the Cowboy Carter tour, it shouldn’t cost a MacBook Pro & your unborn child for a damn ticket.
Ticketmaster needs to be STOPPED.
Ticketmaster needs to be STOPPED.
No SZA last night… no SZA this morning…
December 20, 2024 at 2:51 PM
No SZA last night… no SZA this morning…
Who’s up mourning the wicked?
December 3, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Who’s up mourning the wicked?
I’m glad more people know the story of Wicked because since I was a kid I’ve been team Wicked Witch.
How tf you drop a house on my sister and steal her shoes but IM the villain?
How tf you drop a house on my sister and steal her shoes but IM the villain?
December 1, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I’m glad more people know the story of Wicked because since I was a kid I’ve been team Wicked Witch.
How tf you drop a house on my sister and steal her shoes but IM the villain?
How tf you drop a house on my sister and steal her shoes but IM the villain?
We need to find out who approved the update to the iPhone photos app and beat their ass.
Confusing for the sake of being confusing.
Confusing for the sake of being confusing.
November 30, 2024 at 8:10 PM
We need to find out who approved the update to the iPhone photos app and beat their ass.
Confusing for the sake of being confusing.
Confusing for the sake of being confusing.
SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY
November 25, 2024 at 2:57 PM
SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY
Advertise your account, with just one image
November 22, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Advertise your account, with just one image
Backstreet?? Over *NSYNC???
November 22, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Backstreet?? Over *NSYNC???
I’ll tell you who she is and save you a click:
She’s a dumbass.
She’s a dumbass.
November 21, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I’ll tell you who she is and save you a click:
She’s a dumbass.
She’s a dumbass.
FLO on this album… the transitions… the harmonies…
November 21, 2024 at 3:58 PM
FLO on this album… the transitions… the harmonies…
Can’t believe the migration to Bluesky from Twitter is actually sticking 😭
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Can’t believe the migration to Bluesky from Twitter is actually sticking 😭
Changed mine and was BOMBARDED by meat sticks
November 18, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Changed mine and was BOMBARDED by meat sticks
November 17, 2024 at 3:34 PM
WE!!?? Truth Social!!??
November 16, 2024 at 7:09 PM
WE!!?? Truth Social!!??
Skeeting on the skyline?
November 16, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Skeeting on the skyline?
Just saw a Taylor Swift stan down my feed…
They’re coming…
They’re coming…
November 16, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Just saw a Taylor Swift stan down my feed…
They’re coming…
They’re coming…
They kicking your ass @popcravee.bsky.social
November 16, 2024 at 4:31 AM
They kicking your ass @popcravee.bsky.social
The first has needle and thread in it.
The second has spaghetti.
The second has spaghetti.
November 16, 2024 at 3:59 AM
The first has needle and thread in it.
The second has spaghetti.
The second has spaghetti.
I can see yalls ‘likes’ again.
November 16, 2024 at 2:02 AM
I can see yalls ‘likes’ again.
……………kinda miss them ngl…….
November 15, 2024 at 6:45 AM
……………kinda miss them ngl…….
Bout to be skeeting all over the place with @juanirl.bsky.social having the best time over here
November 15, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Bout to be skeeting all over the place with @juanirl.bsky.social having the best time over here