Matt Valentine
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Matt Valentine
@mvalentine.bsky.social
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Canada would get 54 electoral votes and two Senate seats, all blue. You know…
February 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Angela for sure. Dwight probably, but I could also imagine Dwight being a lonely never-Trump Republican who still has a Mitt Romney sticker on his Pontiac. Trump could win him over by slapping a 30% tariff on imported beets.
January 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
McConnell is the type of Republican who will acknowledge that the Trump administration is a disaster, but still believes it’s preferable to a having a Democrat in the White House.
January 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Trump unseemly?! I’m shocked.
January 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What’s in it for the Saudis?
January 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
“…Mr. Trump won’t be able to escape some responsibility.”

Famous last words.
January 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
She’ll get a phone call and change her mind.
January 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
They’re mad at Trump for doing exactly what he said he was going to do when they endorsed him.
January 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Clemency for a drug kingpin. Sounds about right.
January 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM