Matt Valentine
mvalentine.bsky.social
Matt Valentine
@mvalentine.bsky.social
Writer
For zaddies:
August 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I called Austin’s non-emergency number to report this pile of shipping palettes in the middle of a busy street. They told me to hang up and call 9-1-1.
February 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Meanwhile:
January 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I am old enough to remember when Republicans thought executive orders were bad.
January 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Or maybe it was more like this:
January 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I asked AI to recreate what I witnessed at the Trump inauguration:
January 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
January 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Musk’s Grok AI is nearly equally stupid:
January 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
AI is taking your job soon, despite being impressively stupid. Here’s Google’s Gemini:
January 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Does this help? Am I helping?
January 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I wrote a commentary on the bizarre politics of “Lioness.”

www.salon.com/2024/12/15/l...
December 15, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Deflation!
September 2, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Total Eclipse:
April 8, 2024 at 9:19 PM