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parking lot lady™️
@muyencantadora.bsky.social
survival is my superpower, hope is my fuel, and JOY is my strength.

roll tide 🐘🌊♥️ / fly eagles fly 🦅🏆💚
let's go lakers & dodgers 💜🏆💙
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"i have filled the cavity with_____"

It
Do
Not
Matter

season it!
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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“I’m deep frying the turkey”

If you don’t pull out that needle and get to working… I’m finna know something
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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“Imma cover it with a buttered napkin”

Season the meat
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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“I dry brine with evaporated butter milk cultures”

Season the meat
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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“Oh it’s got a 48 hour brine”

Season the meat
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Y’all doing all that freaky 💩 with that bird except for…

Seasoning it
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
it was 60% off and it's bougie so I'm good with it, but I'm going to burn up bc it was supposed to be 70 (might be doable) and now it's supposed to be 76 and likely extremely humid.
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
fyi, I changed it right after I said this. 💀
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I can live with that--they are built for it. but when you got a chance to HAVE a lil run game, do it. that's all I ask 😭
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
they can actually run today 😭😭 and they might have to bc all ts ty said about not overthinking and holding onto the ball too long, he not thinking enough and making stupid passes
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
also here's an idea!!! hand it to hill!!!!! ion eem wanna see miller😭 I'm sns
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
stand up! fight back! 😭🤣
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'm very big on itys to men, esp where sports is concerned 🤣🤣
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
also if this ends well--and probably even if it doesn't--I'm going to make sure my dad hears I told you so bc why that man was takin up for mike shula knowin he was part of the problem?!
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
this explains so much.
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM