parking lot lady™️
@muyencantadora.bsky.social
survival is my superpower, hope is my fuel, and JOY is my strength.
roll tide 🐘🌊♥️ / fly eagles fly 🦅🏆💚
let's go lakers & dodgers 💜🏆💙
roll tide 🐘🌊♥️ / fly eagles fly 🦅🏆💚
let's go lakers & dodgers 💜🏆💙
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"i have filled the cavity with_____"
It
Do
Not
Matter
season it!
It
Do
Not
Matter
season it!
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"i have filled the cavity with_____"
It
Do
Not
Matter
season it!
It
Do
Not
Matter
season it!
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“I’m deep frying the turkey”
If you don’t pull out that needle and get to working… I’m finna know something
If you don’t pull out that needle and get to working… I’m finna know something
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“I’m deep frying the turkey”
If you don’t pull out that needle and get to working… I’m finna know something
If you don’t pull out that needle and get to working… I’m finna know something
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“Imma cover it with a buttered napkin”
Season the meat
Season the meat
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“Imma cover it with a buttered napkin”
Season the meat
Season the meat
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“I dry brine with evaporated butter milk cultures”
Season the meat
Season the meat
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“I dry brine with evaporated butter milk cultures”
Season the meat
Season the meat
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“Oh it’s got a 48 hour brine”
Season the meat
Season the meat
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“Oh it’s got a 48 hour brine”
Season the meat
Season the meat
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Y’all doing all that freaky 💩 with that bird except for…
Seasoning it
Seasoning it
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Y’all doing all that freaky 💩 with that bird except for…
Seasoning it
Seasoning it
this 😭 idc what it's stuffed with...SEASON IT!!!
Let me tell you something…
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
this 😭 idc what it's stuffed with...SEASON IT!!!
I told my mom no cooking today...my grandpa may need looking after, but not full cooked meals. that way all the time is given to finishing cooking and cleaning until we wrap up tomorrow.
she in there rolling out biscuits just like every day bc "it only takes 30 minutes to cook breakfast." 🙄
she in there rolling out biscuits just like every day bc "it only takes 30 minutes to cook breakfast." 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I told my mom no cooking today...my grandpa may need looking after, but not full cooked meals. that way all the time is given to finishing cooking and cleaning until we wrap up tomorrow.
she in there rolling out biscuits just like every day bc "it only takes 30 minutes to cook breakfast." 🙄
she in there rolling out biscuits just like every day bc "it only takes 30 minutes to cook breakfast." 🙄
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White people get mad at everyone for blaming them for everything but not mad at their fellow crackers in arms for messing shit up for everybody.
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
White people get mad at everyone for blaming them for everything but not mad at their fellow crackers in arms for messing shit up for everybody.
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I’m tired of being automatically opted into “AI enhanced” slop. DONT TURN THAT SHIT ON MY APPS UNLESS I TELL YOU TO.
GOT DAMN.
GOT DAMN.
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I’m tired of being automatically opted into “AI enhanced” slop. DONT TURN THAT SHIT ON MY APPS UNLESS I TELL YOU TO.
GOT DAMN.
GOT DAMN.
CT sent money for gameday gear so I ordered a "mid-weight sweatshirt suitable for moderate temperatures," and that shit is lined with fleece 😭
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
CT sent money for gameday gear so I ordered a "mid-weight sweatshirt suitable for moderate temperatures," and that shit is lined with fleece 😭
talty can be pissed all he want but he be missin when the snap perfect so
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
talty can be pissed all he want but he be missin when the snap perfect so
I need to go change my shirt or something
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I need to go change my shirt or something
they stressin me tf out AGAIN today. I really wanted the game two weeks from now to be the only stress they put me through this month (bc we all know how ts goes) but tbf I knew better 🤣 a girl can dream tho
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
they stressin me tf out AGAIN today. I really wanted the game two weeks from now to be the only stress they put me through this month (bc we all know how ts goes) but tbf I knew better 🤣 a girl can dream tho
does he know he can get the ball out quickly without making bad passes lollllllllllll
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
does he know he can get the ball out quickly without making bad passes lollllllllllll
I've been such a big fan of some of these south carolina dudes, sellers especially, so seeing them take advantage of whatever is happening at tamu so far is just delicious.
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I've been such a big fan of some of these south carolina dudes, sellers especially, so seeing them take advantage of whatever is happening at tamu so far is just delicious.
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be kinda nice if 4 companies owned by 1.5 people didnt rule the country
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
be kinda nice if 4 companies owned by 1.5 people didnt rule the country
my cousin!!! I'm so serious ima get a jersey just bc we share last names lmao
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
my cousin!!! I'm so serious ima get a jersey just bc we share last names lmao
because he's the leader and he's been a shit leader??? we can hate both equally!!!
Why are we blaming Schumer for this?
As an Illinoisan, I offer up my own senator, Dick Durbin, as a scapegoat.
As an Illinoisan, I offer up my own senator, Dick Durbin, as a scapegoat.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
because he's the leader and he's been a shit leader??? we can hate both equally!!!
lololololol as a daboll AND giants hater, today is a good day
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
lololololol as a daboll AND giants hater, today is a good day
this stupid man running for sheriff and these folks think he'll be better than the current one. no, he's the same in the ways we hate, and much worse in others. but you can't convince them bc he's a world class kiss ass and that's what they want! I guess everybody gotta learn the hard way smh
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
this stupid man running for sheriff and these folks think he'll be better than the current one. no, he's the same in the ways we hate, and much worse in others. but you can't convince them bc he's a world class kiss ass and that's what they want! I guess everybody gotta learn the hard way smh
embarrassed at how the offense played with dave roberts AND nick saban in attendance, but the defense flying all over the ball *and* adjusting [gasp!] did make me happy.
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
embarrassed at how the offense played with dave roberts AND nick saban in attendance, but the defense flying all over the ball *and* adjusting [gasp!] did make me happy.
I hate dish with the fire of a thousand suns
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I hate dish with the fire of a thousand suns
that man tol y'all all he do is win 🤣🤣🤣
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
that man tol y'all all he do is win 🤣🤣🤣
what a game and impressive win. I'm glad I started my gameday with some bama mbb. some absolute dawgs on this team.
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
what a game and impressive win. I'm glad I started my gameday with some bama mbb. some absolute dawgs on this team.