the trenchant analysis I’ve come to expect from the president and sole member of the Josh Hawley fan club

Revising my male answer to Prince

see also: Space Force

The lengths to which the median American is increasingly willing to go to defend their neighbor, their friend, their coworker, the *stranger who needs their help* against this modern state-run Klan shit is going to carry downstream to voting, and I don't see any way it gets *lessened* by then!

It also doesn’t respect that this is a race against time, and as the paramilitary grows, your capacity to impose “common sense measures” approaches zero. This bastard needs to be strangled in the crib.

Let’s not forget brutalizing our neighbors for the crime of being exploited by our broken immigration system, or the endemic Nazism, or abducting and robbing teenagers, or…

As they say: “Is there nothing celebratory and joyous? Or is query naïve?”

you’re really bad at this