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mateo
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i started watching WCW this year.
Manchester United. Spider-Man. Atlético Nacional.
i love going to the gym.

I’m also very wholesome.
Let’s see who else they send off and suspend today.

VAMOS VERDE!
November 24, 2024 at 8:02 PM
"get me to 50 followers"

the brother in question is me.
November 22, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Dave Bautista ain’t got shit on me
November 20, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Responding to people so they get the notification just to block them immediately is my favorite feature of this site, hands down.
November 19, 2024 at 7:43 PM
my mom realized that i was heavily depressed this past few days and brought me this 2 bad boys, telling me that she hopes i at least take care of them on the daily.

if something happens to them i'll kill anyone responsible and myself.
November 19, 2024 at 6:57 PM
In Colombia they'd give Messi the death penalty for celebrating like this.
November 19, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Dimayor (colombian futbol association) suspended Edwin Cardona for 2 league games for allegedly kissing his badge and provoking the away team's supporters.

He had been thrown trash and even knives while trying to complete a corner kick before wiping his mouth with his shirt.

What a fucking joke.
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
v*nce was tripping when he decided to market that match, this way.
November 19, 2024 at 2:54 PM
I DON'T WANT TO WORK TODAY
November 18, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Oh nah, now we gotta get the tribal chief to finish Jake and own the Paul family.
November 16, 2024 at 9:53 PM
November 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM
accurate
November 14, 2024 at 3:48 PM
this popped me.
November 13, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Banger
November 13, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Decided to make (massive) homemade tacos (they were more like wraps).

But they were awesome.

Also, I don’t wanna hear anything about the cheese, it was tasty. Not trying to be authentic.
November 13, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Capitán.
November 12, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Imagine hating on me while I’m chilling at home watching Naruto and drinking hard seltzer out of my venom head cup.
November 11, 2024 at 1:40 AM
We need to start holding fitness influencers accountable because they are raking in hundreds of thousands of dollars yearly by claiming positivity and diversity at the gym just to post shit like this and claim people are reaching when she’s called out.
November 10, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Rewarded myself with a matcha protein smoothie because today kicked my ass but managed to have a killer workout
November 10, 2024 at 5:41 PM
🫦🫦🫦
November 10, 2024 at 4:31 PM
I might have to cop.
November 10, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
November 9, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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