mateo
@muttparker.bsky.social
i started watching WCW this year.
Manchester United. Spider-Man. Atlético Nacional.
i love going to the gym.
I’m also very wholesome.
Manchester United. Spider-Man. Atlético Nacional.
i love going to the gym.
I’m also very wholesome.
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mateo
@muttparker.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Imagine hating on me while I’m chilling at home watching Naruto and drinking hard seltzer out of my venom head cup.
ya boi is back here, trying again.
no hard feelings.
no hard feelings.
June 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
ya boi is back here, trying again.
no hard feelings.
no hard feelings.
i was about to complain about this website being dead as shit until i realized i was in my own profile reading my own tweets for about 3 hours.
January 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i was about to complain about this website being dead as shit until i realized i was in my own profile reading my own tweets for about 3 hours.
Las De La Intuición by Shakira is such a banger.
January 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Las De La Intuición by Shakira is such a banger.
I’m trying to use this one more, and I’m drunk.
Send songs.
Send songs.
January 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’m trying to use this one more, and I’m drunk.
Send songs.
Send songs.
Jey’s gonna die, right? 😭
January 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Jey’s gonna die, right? 😭
Bro is aura farming 😭😭😭😭
January 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Bro is aura farming 😭😭😭😭
i dont wanna work any more for the day.
i just want to go to the gym and get high.
i just want to go to the gym and get high.
November 27, 2024 at 4:04 PM
i dont wanna work any more for the day.
i just want to go to the gym and get high.
i just want to go to the gym and get high.
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Some of us aren’t 1st Shift Heavyweight Champion, Union Buster Douglas.
Damn y’all at work???
November 25, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Some of us aren’t 1st Shift Heavyweight Champion, Union Buster Douglas.
update: one of our players was smacked in the face by one our rivals, team doctors went in to check him because he was basically knocked out on the floor.
The referee booked the team doctors with a yellow card.
The referee booked the team doctors with a yellow card.
Let’s see who else they send off and suspend today.
VAMOS VERDE!
VAMOS VERDE!
November 24, 2024 at 9:28 PM
update: one of our players was smacked in the face by one our rivals, team doctors went in to check him because he was basically knocked out on the floor.
The referee booked the team doctors with a yellow card.
The referee booked the team doctors with a yellow card.
Let’s see who else they send off and suspend today.
VAMOS VERDE!
VAMOS VERDE!
November 24, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Let’s see who else they send off and suspend today.
VAMOS VERDE!
VAMOS VERDE!
Woke up with no electricity, and thus, almost experiencing heatstroke.
Send prayers man. It’s too hot to not even have a working fan.
Send prayers man. It’s too hot to not even have a working fan.
November 24, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Woke up with no electricity, and thus, almost experiencing heatstroke.
Send prayers man. It’s too hot to not even have a working fan.
Send prayers man. It’s too hot to not even have a working fan.
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this gengar is adorable
November 23, 2024 at 8:27 PM
this gengar is adorable
imagine watching this high
November 23, 2024 at 10:27 PM
imagine watching this high
I eat ass but hate almonds.
Y’all still in my mentions tryna fight me because I said if you eat almond joys, you eat ass.
November 23, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I eat ass but hate almonds.
Was planning on watching but I don’t see the rizzler on the card.
TONIGHT! AEW Full Gear! LIVE!
▶️ youtube.com/live/F01QOBWtqNk?feature=share
Which match are you most excited for?
▶️ youtube.com/live/F01QOBWtqNk?feature=share
Which match are you most excited for?
November 23, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Was planning on watching but I don’t see the rizzler on the card.
Reincarnated + TV off goes so hard
November 23, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Reincarnated + TV off goes so hard
me in my girl's ear:
November 22, 2024 at 9:17 PM
me in my girl's ear:
Like, here i am in medellin, my hometown, living where most of the loser passport bros and broke boys come to vacation because it's cheap, and you call me illegal as soon as you knew i was latino?
That's hilariously lazy and also incredibly racist lmao
That's hilariously lazy and also incredibly racist lmao
Bluesky's tripping already, that man called me "illegal" with his full chest and he's still begging for pennies, but if i had called him a slur i would be back at elon's hellscape in a heartbeat
hilarious.
hilarious.
November 22, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Like, here i am in medellin, my hometown, living where most of the loser passport bros and broke boys come to vacation because it's cheap, and you call me illegal as soon as you knew i was latino?
That's hilariously lazy and also incredibly racist lmao
That's hilariously lazy and also incredibly racist lmao
Bluesky's tripping already, that man called me "illegal" with his full chest and he's still begging for pennies, but if i had called him a slur i would be back at elon's hellscape in a heartbeat
hilarious.
hilarious.
November 22, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Bluesky's tripping already, that man called me "illegal" with his full chest and he's still begging for pennies, but if i had called him a slur i would be back at elon's hellscape in a heartbeat
hilarious.
hilarious.
12 tracks, some are just 2 and a half minutes long.
And still: No skips.
Better start taking notes, those 18 track albums with 8 minute long intros can get the fuck out, they suck.
And still: No skips.
Better start taking notes, those 18 track albums with 8 minute long intros can get the fuck out, they suck.
No skips for me tbh 🔥
November 22, 2024 at 7:23 PM
12 tracks, some are just 2 and a half minutes long.
And still: No skips.
Better start taking notes, those 18 track albums with 8 minute long intros can get the fuck out, they suck.
And still: No skips.
Better start taking notes, those 18 track albums with 8 minute long intros can get the fuck out, they suck.
"get me to 50 followers"
the brother in question is me.
the brother in question is me.
November 22, 2024 at 7:09 PM
"get me to 50 followers"
the brother in question is me.
the brother in question is me.
Discourse about what we call "skeets" started in spanish.
I'll just call it the same thing but in spanish, i'll be telling people that posting here is called cumming.
I'll just call it the same thing but in spanish, i'll be telling people that posting here is called cumming.
Conforme aumentan los usuarios, surge la duda: ¿cómo se dice a publicar un mensaje en Bluesky? ¿'Maripostear'? ¿'Bluitear'? ¿'Aletear'? Cuéntanos tu opción
‘Maripostear’ o ‘bluitear’: ¿cuál es la forma correcta de llamar a los mensajes en Bluesky?
Los usuarios de la red social de moda, que surgió como alternativa a X, manifiestan sus dudas sobre cómo nombrar sus interacciones
elpais.com
November 22, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Discourse about what we call "skeets" started in spanish.
I'll just call it the same thing but in spanish, i'll be telling people that posting here is called cumming.
I'll just call it the same thing but in spanish, i'll be telling people that posting here is called cumming.
i'm gonna need people to stop praising sampling just as "sampling" itself.
Composing a song based around a sample is a whole different beast.
It goes against what I, as a musician was taught. Pulling it off is amazing.
That sample used in reincarnated is "simple" but it goes such a long way.
Composing a song based around a sample is a whole different beast.
It goes against what I, as a musician was taught. Pulling it off is amazing.
That sample used in reincarnated is "simple" but it goes such a long way.
November 22, 2024 at 7:04 PM
i'm gonna need people to stop praising sampling just as "sampling" itself.
Composing a song based around a sample is a whole different beast.
It goes against what I, as a musician was taught. Pulling it off is amazing.
That sample used in reincarnated is "simple" but it goes such a long way.
Composing a song based around a sample is a whole different beast.
It goes against what I, as a musician was taught. Pulling it off is amazing.
That sample used in reincarnated is "simple" but it goes such a long way.
this album is a banger, i'm on my second listen, amazing.
November 22, 2024 at 6:57 PM
this album is a banger, i'm on my second listen, amazing.
That would only mean they are going to strap the rocket to his back and have him face moxley.
What if the Rizzler turns and helps QT win?
November 22, 2024 at 6:43 PM
That would only mean they are going to strap the rocket to his back and have him face moxley.