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Mutton the Dragon
@muttonthedragon.bsky.social
32, bi🩷💜💙, fuzzy dragon, and ridiculously tired all the freaking time. Twitch http://m.twitch.tv/muttonchopgamer
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Some people shit post.

Other people post shit.

I like to think I walk that line every day.
Sorry for cutting stream short.

Was super tired from work today, and my body just screamed "LAY THE HELL DOWN"

We'll try to get that shiny Metagross Friday
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It might not be a long stream today, but let's at least spend some time Shiny Hunting Metagross, eh?

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November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I don’t know the temperature of this take, but I think Pokémon needs fewer Dragon-type Pseudo Legendaries.

Literally all but one generation has a Dragon-type Pseudo Legendary!

So if you want your team to be all Pseudo Legendaries, you’ll have at least 4 different dragons! There’s no balance!
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I G
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m working on making a good Lucario.

What would be better for a physical attacking Lucario: a jolly (raises speed) or adamant (raises attack) mint?
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but online battling to get the Mega Stones in Z-A is actually kind of easy.

That said, there is a little grinding to have the best odds at victory, even with the team you beat the post-game with. 🪡 1/5
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I'll be real: Almost all of my campaign setting stemmed from one dumb idea that came to me when I was inebriated.

It was something like: "three islands... trislands..." and it stuck.
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
No luck getting the shiny Dragonite yet, but we got a couple wins in the Z-A Infinite. Even got a 1st place rank in an online match and got the Delphoxite! Turns out online is easy when you make the competitive

We passed the love onto SharpeTheRedMawile (no bsky, linked) twitch.tv/sharptheredmawile
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
OK! I had to reboot the whole damn PC, but now I can stream! Let's play some Pokémon!
www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
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November 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Streaming as soon as my streamdeck can be bothered to work
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Tried my hand at making Cane’s sauce at home.

After the ingredients meld in the fridge overnight, I’ll have to try it with chicken.

Or sandwiches.

Or chicken sandwiches.
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Is there a way to force the YouTube app to stop having its AI give me summaries of comments and let me see actual comments?

Like, not “click on the AI horse shit, then move to comments,” because when you click off comments, it goes right back to the AI. Just have the regular comments as default.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Listen, for this Disney + AI bullshit?

We already know how it’s gonna go. Disney knows how it’s gonna go, and will do everything they can to stop it.

But gooners gonna goon.

And they will use Disney’s AI to make officially produced porn of Eda the Owl Lady pegging Jake Long.
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If there are any real psychics, I feel like they'd be jaded by the time they reached stereotypical fortune teller age.

Like "yeah, yeah... That one has 4 mistresses, that one likes goats... No, I can't report them, knowing what they did doesn't provide evidence to the cops."
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
No stream.

Bad mental state.

Just gonna curl up with the plushies.
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Reposted by Mutton the Dragon
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
If you ever plan to grow long hair, I am going to give you a warning that nobody gave me.

You will shed. And it will go everywhere.

I don’t just mean on your clothes or shower drain, I mean it will also be wrapped around your genitalia, trapped in any cracks, etc.
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sorry for the short stream. I’m just very tired from work and I gotta sleep
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Oh crap! I forgot to post links! Um... Watch me do Pokémon n' Stuff. I'm drinking Seto Kaiba.

www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
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November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
finally off work. Just chilling a little before stream
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
It’s a deadline day at work, but if I stream after, I will break the natural order by tasting Kaiba while playing Pokémon.
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Had a thought: Wouldn't an ideal form for a D&D video game to take look kind of like Minecraft, Pokopia, or DQ Builders?

Like, the game generally has grids where each square is 5x5, so making the game block-based would actually make a lot of sense...
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Today's panic attacks in the morning are brought to you by nightmares of having to explain to my dad what Rule 34 is.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If I didn’t have some form of ethics in me, I could make so much bank…

Imagine the funding I could get from Conservatives if I pitched a movie set in Ancient Greece where Dionysus is the villain, turning noble youths to drink and have gay sex.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
PokéDex? Complete. Mable's Research Tasks? Complete.

All that remains for my personal goals in Z-A?
1. Get ALL the Mega Stones, both from Infinite Royale and Online Play
2. Get all the Colorful Screws
3. Get a Shiny Alpha Dragonite

thanks for watching and joining the raid on SharpTheRedMawile!
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM