Mutton the Dragon
@muttonthedragon.bsky.social
32, bi🩷💜💙, fuzzy dragon, and ridiculously tired all the freaking time. Twitch http://m.twitch.tv/muttonchopgamer
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Some people shit post.
Other people post shit.
I like to think I walk that line every day.
Other people post shit.
I like to think I walk that line every day.
Had a thought: Wouldn't an ideal form for a D&D video game to take look kind of like Minecraft, Pokopia, or DQ Builders?
Like, the game generally has grids where each square is 5x5, so making the game block-based would actually make a lot of sense...
Like, the game generally has grids where each square is 5x5, so making the game block-based would actually make a lot of sense...
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Had a thought: Wouldn't an ideal form for a D&D video game to take look kind of like Minecraft, Pokopia, or DQ Builders?
Like, the game generally has grids where each square is 5x5, so making the game block-based would actually make a lot of sense...
Like, the game generally has grids where each square is 5x5, so making the game block-based would actually make a lot of sense...
Today's panic attacks in the morning are brought to you by nightmares of having to explain to my dad what Rule 34 is.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Today's panic attacks in the morning are brought to you by nightmares of having to explain to my dad what Rule 34 is.
If I didn’t have some form of ethics in me, I could make so much bank…
Imagine the funding I could get from Conservatives if I pitched a movie set in Ancient Greece where Dionysus is the villain, turning noble youths to drink and have gay sex.
Imagine the funding I could get from Conservatives if I pitched a movie set in Ancient Greece where Dionysus is the villain, turning noble youths to drink and have gay sex.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If I didn’t have some form of ethics in me, I could make so much bank…
Imagine the funding I could get from Conservatives if I pitched a movie set in Ancient Greece where Dionysus is the villain, turning noble youths to drink and have gay sex.
Imagine the funding I could get from Conservatives if I pitched a movie set in Ancient Greece where Dionysus is the villain, turning noble youths to drink and have gay sex.
PokéDex? Complete. Mable's Research Tasks? Complete.
All that remains for my personal goals in Z-A?
1. Get ALL the Mega Stones, both from Infinite Royale and Online Play
2. Get all the Colorful Screws
3. Get a Shiny Alpha Dragonite
thanks for watching and joining the raid on SharpTheRedMawile!
All that remains for my personal goals in Z-A?
1. Get ALL the Mega Stones, both from Infinite Royale and Online Play
2. Get all the Colorful Screws
3. Get a Shiny Alpha Dragonite
thanks for watching and joining the raid on SharpTheRedMawile!
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
PokéDex? Complete. Mable's Research Tasks? Complete.
All that remains for my personal goals in Z-A?
1. Get ALL the Mega Stones, both from Infinite Royale and Online Play
2. Get all the Colorful Screws
3. Get a Shiny Alpha Dragonite
thanks for watching and joining the raid on SharpTheRedMawile!
All that remains for my personal goals in Z-A?
1. Get ALL the Mega Stones, both from Infinite Royale and Online Play
2. Get all the Colorful Screws
3. Get a Shiny Alpha Dragonite
thanks for watching and joining the raid on SharpTheRedMawile!
We finally got the Shiny Charm, but we’re gonna keep going into the postgame to finish all the research tasks, get all the colorful screws, and get a shiny alpha dratini!
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We finally got the Shiny Charm, but we’re gonna keep going into the postgame to finish all the research tasks, get all the colorful screws, and get a shiny alpha dratini!
PSA: if you have a 3rd party Switch 2 dock, the new firmware update keeps 3rd party docks from working.
This is likely because Nintendo doesn’t want customers to know their dock is overpriced as hell.
This is likely because Nintendo doesn’t want customers to know their dock is overpriced as hell.
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
PSA: if you have a 3rd party Switch 2 dock, the new firmware update keeps 3rd party docks from working.
This is likely because Nintendo doesn’t want customers to know their dock is overpriced as hell.
This is likely because Nintendo doesn’t want customers to know their dock is overpriced as hell.
If you beat Z-A, what was your squad going into the end game?
Kobold, StopDownlodn, Buffet, Joy, Big Mama, and Titania are how we got through the debris to find the doggo.
Kobold, StopDownlodn, Buffet, Joy, Big Mama, and Titania are how we got through the debris to find the doggo.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If you beat Z-A, what was your squad going into the end game?
Kobold, StopDownlodn, Buffet, Joy, Big Mama, and Titania are how we got through the debris to find the doggo.
Kobold, StopDownlodn, Buffet, Joy, Big Mama, and Titania are how we got through the debris to find the doggo.
So I checked out the leak for the Z-A DLC.
Is it a spoiler to say I’m sad something isn’t in the game?
Is it a spoiler to say I’m sad something isn’t in the game?
a pokemon with a long tail is standing in a field
Alt: a pokemon with a long tail is standing in a field
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November 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
So I checked out the leak for the Z-A DLC.
Is it a spoiler to say I’m sad something isn’t in the game?
Is it a spoiler to say I’m sad something isn’t in the game?
Well... That last side quest we did was depressing... But we 100%'d all the wild zones!
Now I just need to find someone to do trade evolutions with for the rest of the non-legendary PokéDex, and when I get that Shiny Charm?
We're gonna be streaming hunts for Shiny Alpha Dratini.
Now I just need to find someone to do trade evolutions with for the rest of the non-legendary PokéDex, and when I get that Shiny Charm?
We're gonna be streaming hunts for Shiny Alpha Dratini.
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Well... That last side quest we did was depressing... But we 100%'d all the wild zones!
Now I just need to find someone to do trade evolutions with for the rest of the non-legendary PokéDex, and when I get that Shiny Charm?
We're gonna be streaming hunts for Shiny Alpha Dratini.
Now I just need to find someone to do trade evolutions with for the rest of the non-legendary PokéDex, and when I get that Shiny Charm?
We're gonna be streaming hunts for Shiny Alpha Dratini.
Streams might be scarce this week, based on work deadlines, so let's stream while we can!
www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
MuttonTheDragon - Twitch
Starting the Post-Game
www.twitch.tv
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Streams might be scarce this week, based on work deadlines, so let's stream while we can!
www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
I haven't been caught up on modern Yu-Gi-Oh, but is it basically ancient aliens now?
Like, OG show was about ancient Egyptian magic, but it turns out the monsters from the game actually came from space and that cards humans make get sent into space to become monsters, too?
Like, OG show was about ancient Egyptian magic, but it turns out the monsters from the game actually came from space and that cards humans make get sent into space to become monsters, too?
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I haven't been caught up on modern Yu-Gi-Oh, but is it basically ancient aliens now?
Like, OG show was about ancient Egyptian magic, but it turns out the monsters from the game actually came from space and that cards humans make get sent into space to become monsters, too?
Like, OG show was about ancient Egyptian magic, but it turns out the monsters from the game actually came from space and that cards humans make get sent into space to become monsters, too?
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The ACLU petition still hasn't reached it's signature goal? WHAT? That needs to change now. 200k signatures is nothing, let's GET IT. AT LEAST!
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Mastercard: Sex Work is Work. End Your Unjust Policy.
Mastercard's new policy unfairly targets the adult content industry, making sex workers more vulnerable, especially Black trans women. It must be stopped.
action.aclu.org
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The ACLU petition still hasn't reached it's signature goal? WHAT? That needs to change now. 200k signatures is nothing, let's GET IT. AT LEAST!
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Went to an aquarium to try to clear my head.
I'll be real, I could have stayed in that glass tube with sharks going around me all day if it weren't for the noise.
Not from the sharks.
But from the dozens of big Utah families all going to the aquarium at the same time.
I'll be real, I could have stayed in that glass tube with sharks going around me all day if it weren't for the noise.
Not from the sharks.
But from the dozens of big Utah families all going to the aquarium at the same time.
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Went to an aquarium to try to clear my head.
I'll be real, I could have stayed in that glass tube with sharks going around me all day if it weren't for the noise.
Not from the sharks.
But from the dozens of big Utah families all going to the aquarium at the same time.
I'll be real, I could have stayed in that glass tube with sharks going around me all day if it weren't for the noise.
Not from the sharks.
But from the dozens of big Utah families all going to the aquarium at the same time.
Today, I try to actually beat Z-A's story.
We start with a promotion match, which should lead us into the endgame
www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
We start with a promotion match, which should lead us into the endgame
www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
MuttonTheDragon - Twitch
Just being a dummy playing games
www.twitch.tv
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Today, I try to actually beat Z-A's story.
We start with a promotion match, which should lead us into the endgame
www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
We start with a promotion match, which should lead us into the endgame
www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
The stream is happening today.
I just need a little time to decompress after work.
I just need a little time to decompress after work.
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The stream is happening today.
I just need a little time to decompress after work.
I just need a little time to decompress after work.
D&D item idea: Icky Potion of Healing
Like medicine, I like to believe Potions if Healing can have pleasant flavors based on who makes it.
The Icky Potion of Healing will be twice as good as a regular potion of healing, but you have to make a constitution save to drink it without spitting it out
Like medicine, I like to believe Potions if Healing can have pleasant flavors based on who makes it.
The Icky Potion of Healing will be twice as good as a regular potion of healing, but you have to make a constitution save to drink it without spitting it out
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
D&D item idea: Icky Potion of Healing
Like medicine, I like to believe Potions if Healing can have pleasant flavors based on who makes it.
The Icky Potion of Healing will be twice as good as a regular potion of healing, but you have to make a constitution save to drink it without spitting it out
Like medicine, I like to believe Potions if Healing can have pleasant flavors based on who makes it.
The Icky Potion of Healing will be twice as good as a regular potion of healing, but you have to make a constitution save to drink it without spitting it out
I feel like there’s a joke somewhere about “if you don’t get straight A’s, you’ll be stuck making minimum wage at Bed, Bath, and B minus,” but I’m too tired to be funny or clever
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I feel like there’s a joke somewhere about “if you don’t get straight A’s, you’ll be stuck making minimum wage at Bed, Bath, and B minus,” but I’m too tired to be funny or clever
That reminds me.
I need to save money to commission an artist to draw me in one of those toy cars like Angelica had in Rugrats.
Not lewd, just getting food at the drive thru
I need to save money to commission an artist to draw me in one of those toy cars like Angelica had in Rugrats.
Not lewd, just getting food at the drive thru
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
That reminds me.
I need to save money to commission an artist to draw me in one of those toy cars like Angelica had in Rugrats.
Not lewd, just getting food at the drive thru
I need to save money to commission an artist to draw me in one of those toy cars like Angelica had in Rugrats.
Not lewd, just getting food at the drive thru
We didn’t get as far as I wanted in Legends Z-A, but I am loving the lore drops we’re getting.
We even managed to get a Metagross, making our PokéDex count 209!
We even managed to get a Metagross, making our PokéDex count 209!
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
We didn’t get as far as I wanted in Legends Z-A, but I am loving the lore drops we’re getting.
We even managed to get a Metagross, making our PokéDex count 209!
We even managed to get a Metagross, making our PokéDex count 209!
Battle as your favorite Dragon Ball Z character in this explosive Minecraft DLC, now available on #NintendoSwitch! Master iconic moves, battle in iconic arenas, and see who dominates the battlefield.
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November 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
We're live with more Pokémon! If we can't beat the story, then maybe I can at least get a new psychic on the team to handle Poison types...
www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
MuttonTheDragon - Twitch
Just being a dummy playing games
www.twitch.tv
November 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
We're live with more Pokémon! If we can't beat the story, then maybe I can at least get a new psychic on the team to handle Poison types...
www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...
StreamLabs is being a butt.
Soon as I figure out WTF is going on, I’ll be live.
Soon as I figure out WTF is going on, I’ll be live.
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
StreamLabs is being a butt.
Soon as I figure out WTF is going on, I’ll be live.
Soon as I figure out WTF is going on, I’ll be live.
What if three kobold siblings: Billiam, Bobert, and Dickard.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What if three kobold siblings: Billiam, Bobert, and Dickard.
If you’re eligible to vote in the US and you haven’t yet, you might want to get on that.
If politicians on the local level are enough to start scaring establishment politicians, imagine if every city had a mayor willing to fight for its people.
If politicians on the local level are enough to start scaring establishment politicians, imagine if every city had a mayor willing to fight for its people.
November 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If you’re eligible to vote in the US and you haven’t yet, you might want to get on that.
If politicians on the local level are enough to start scaring establishment politicians, imagine if every city had a mayor willing to fight for its people.
If politicians on the local level are enough to start scaring establishment politicians, imagine if every city had a mayor willing to fight for its people.