Matthew Petty🚮
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muteboy.bsky.social
Matthew Petty🚮
@muteboy.bsky.social
PRINTS FOR SALE>https://linktr.ee/muteboy72 white cis UK chap in Dubai UAE. Married to LA woman, father 8.9yo twins. He/him.
Mine like to bite it. The cronch sound is so satisfying
December 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Step in time
December 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
and just like that
December 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My gfs 2CV died on the way back to Flensburg. I saw a cable had rubbed through & was shorting out. I fixed it with a bandaid
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Subtle. Sub-tl

Misled. "Oh no I've been my-zld"
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Jackin off to Venetian Snares
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Yeowch
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Sorry pal
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
@techconnectify.bsky.social had a few episodes about all kinds of holiday lights.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I had shingles a year ago, and my wife immediately had the vaccine and told all our friends to get it too.
I still have a persistent itch right where it was. I did not enjoy it
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I remember this view
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Like all those Chinese brands on Amazon
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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@muteboy.bsky.social has swears! They've used 22 profanities in their last 140 posts.

🥇 "bum" (13 times)
🥈 "arse" (2 times)
🥉 "boobs" (1 times)
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Mine has a real arc to it

Fiat Uno
Fiat Punto
Audi A4
Honda Odyssey
Volkswagen Teramont
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Heres the winning team, me in the middle. You can see my brain bulging out like I'm the Mekon
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM