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Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
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Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis is my chaotic love letter to The Uncanny X-Men, where I’ll recap, review, and roast every issue starting with #114, diving into the drama, trauma, and mutant madness with humor, sharp analysis, and a whole lot of sass.
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Mystique: “Ask your mother.”
Nightcrawler: 😱🌈
Me: screaming, sipping wine, writing 1k words about mutant family trauma.
Deep Dive: Ask Your Mother: Because Mystique Doesn’t Believe in Therapy or Context
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#XMen #Nightcrawler #Mystique #GayAF
August 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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She’s from the future. She’s traumatized. She’s queer-coded.
Kate Pryde is here to save mutantkind and cry while doing it.
💥 “Everything Hurts and the Sentinels Are Winning”
New deep dive now up on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #MutantMess #KatePryde
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August 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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He’s homesick. He’s shirtless. He’s emotionally landscaping the Xavier estate into a Soviet wheat field.

🌾 Full meltdown in Uncanny X-Men #140
✨ Read it now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#MutantMoodboard #Colossus #XMen #GayRepression #MarvelMess

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August 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Cyclops: “I buried my space goddess girlfriend so now it’s time for a 20-year trauma flashback in widescreen.”
✨ New recap: Uncanny X-Men #138: Elegy
Read it on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis

#XMen #ScottSummers #JeanGrey #MarvelSadness #EmoComics #MutantMess #XMen138 #Paramore #SadBoySeason #Mutant
July 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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She woke up from her brainwashing, deleted her ex’s soul, and lit the room on fire.🔥
Jean Grey is not taking constructive criticism at this time.
🔗Link in Bio!
#MutantMess #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #XMen #Marvel #PsychicBreakdown #VelvetFascists #BurnItAllJeannie
June 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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She’s glowing, she’s pissed, and she just ate a star.
If you want to stop her… well.
🔥🩸💥
#DarkPhoenix #JeanGrey #XMen #Marvel #PhoenixForce #MutantMess #JeanGreyDidNothingWrong #CosmicMeltdown #LetHerBurn #SheAteAStar #IfYouWantToStopMe #MarvelGirls #MutantDrama #EmbraceTheChaos
June 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Jean: eats one star
Also Jean: “Why is everyone being so dramatic?”
#DarkPhoenix #GalacticSnack #JeanGreyDidNothingWrong #Marvel #StarCrunch #MutantMess #CosmicDrama #GirlDinner #XMenTok #PhoenixForce
June 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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The moment Bobby knew… she knew. #MutantMess #XMen #BobbyDrake #JeanGrey #Overcompensating #GayTikTok #ComicTok #MutantMessAndMildPsychosis #MarvelLGBTQ #ClosetTelepathy #HeKnew #Iceman
June 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Dark Phoenix in X-Men #135:
Cosmic. Terrifying. Unstable.
Also? Incredibly horny.
And yes, multiple characters say it out loud.
#JeanGrey #DarkPhoenixSaga #MutantMess #XMen
June 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Jean’s in her Black Queen era and reality is just a suggestion.
#BeesInTheBreakdown #MutantMessandMildPsychosis #JeanGrey #XMen #ComicTok #GayComic
May 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Scott was just trying to crash a party and win back his girl.
Instead he caught a psychic Victorian illusionist dragging her into a gaslight-gatekeep-gothic-mansion situation.
💀🖤 #XMen #HellfireClub #JeanGrey #ScottSummers #Mastermind #ComicWTF #MarvelDrama #MutantMessAndMildPsychosis
May 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Mutant drama. Psychic breakdowns. Questionable leadership. And one woman with a bob full of secrets. Welcome to Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis. Link in bio 💻🧬💅

#MutantMess #MoiraMacTaggert #XMen #TheyCallMeBob #MarvelChaos #ComicTok #PsychicDrama #TraumaBob #SoapOperaButMakeItMutants #UncannyEnergy
May 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Jean Grey trying to explain the last 48 hours: psychic weddings, memory manipulation, disco-based mutant rescues, and now she’s the Black Queen???
👑🔥🧠
#XMen #JeanGrey #MutantMess #PhoenixProblems #DarkPhoenixSaga #HellfireClub #DramaQueenEnergy
May 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Me at the slightest whiff of psychic manipulation.

#JeanGrey #MutantMess #UncannyXMen #DarkPhoenixDrama
May 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Inside Jean Grey’s mind: two 13-year-olds in a greenhouse whisper-screaming ‘YOU ARE POWER… YOU ARE GLAMOUR… YOU ARE A COLONIAL DOMINATRIX!!’ while Mastermind lights a scented candle and calls it psychological warfare. 🧠🕯️🖤 #BlackQueenBreakdown #JeanGrey #HellfireHotMess #MutantMessAndMildPsychosis
May 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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POV: You just saved the world and Professor X still yells at you 😭🚗💨
Scott “Daddy Issues” Summers driving off into the sunset with one working eye and zero emotional support.

#CyclopsCrying #XMenDrama #ProfessorXIsTheWorst #MutantMess #ScottSummersSadBoy #MarvelMeltdown
May 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Proteus was destroyed by pure, unapologetic BUNS OF STEEL. 🍑
Colossus ended a reality-warping mutant with nothing but thigh strength and a heroic pose.
Full steel cheek carnage now live on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis.
#XMen #Colossus #MutantMess #GayXMen #BunsOfSteel #UncannyXMen128
May 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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🔥 She’s a rebel, she’s a devil—Jean Grey’s serving cosmic chaos and existential glow-ups in Uncanny X-Men #125, and Moira’s stress is at an all-time high 😬✨. 🔥

Full psychic breakdown drops Friday @ 10 AM EST at Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis! 💥 #JeanGrey #PhoenixForce #XMen125 #MutantMess #MarvelTok
April 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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The Uncanny X-Men #124

In one of his finest displays of optic precision, Cyclops channels his inner geometry nerd and fires a blast so geometrically precise it would make Pythagoras weep.

Read more in my latest blog post live now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis!
April 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Arcade said “Kill your comrades,” and Piotr Rasputin said “How soon?”
Get the full proletariat betrayal breakdown in Uncanny X-Men #124—now live on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis.

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April 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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🎪 MURDERWORLD IS BACK, BABY 🎪

COLOSSUS IS BRAINWASHED. STORM IS DROWNING. ARCADE IS THRIVING.

It’s traps, trauma, and tacky robots in Uncanny X-Men #124 and I am LOSING IT.

New Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis drops Friday @ 10am.

#XMen #MutantMess #BlogChaos #SomeoneHelpStorm
April 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Reading The Uncanny X-Men like it’s a sacred text, and I’m a messy little gay priest screaming about emotional damage, leather capes, and homoerotic eye contact!

Follow me into the mutant abyss: Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis

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#UncannyXMen #GayComics #XMen
April 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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☎️ Spider-Man: “GUYS, ARCADE IS—”
☎️ Arcade: “Yup, that was me! Anyway—”
☎️ Spider-Man: [SMASHES PHONE BOOTH] “NOOOOO!”

Same, Pete. Same.

🎪Deathtraps, drama, and the most extra assassin in Marvel history—Uncanny X-Men #123 is chaos!

Full recap drops TOMORROW at 10 AM on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis!
April 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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🚨 NEW POST FRIDAY @ 10 AM EST! 🚨

Arcade said, “What if Saw, but make it ✨camp✨?” and the X-Men said, “We are so tired.” 😮‍💨 Watch them fight for their lives in the world’s worst theme park!

🎪💀 #XMen #MutantMess #MurderworldMadness #ArcadeChaos #UncannyXMen #ComicRecap
March 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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“Totally normal and handsome man appreciating the view. No sinister mind control plans here. Nope. Not at all. Foreshadowing? I don’t know her.”

👀✨ The drama is brewing in Uncanny X-Men #122! Dive into the mess on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis! #XMen #JeanGrey #Foreshadowing #MutantMess
March 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM