Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
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Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis is my chaotic love letter to The Uncanny X-Men, where I’ll recap, review, and roast every issue starting with #114, diving into the drama, trauma, and mutant madness with humor, sharp analysis, and a whole lot of sass.
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October 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Cyclops wanted a vacation. Instead, he booked a non-refundable trip to Psychic Hell.
Swamps, shadows, and trauma towers await in Uncanny X-Men #144.
🌊👁️🔥
#XMen #Cyclops #MutantMess
Swamps, shadows, and trauma towers await in Uncanny X-Men #144.
🌊👁️🔥
#XMen #Cyclops #MutantMess
The Uncanny X-Men #144 “Even in Death”
Cyclops Takes a Vacation… Straight Into Psychic Hell
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August 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Cyclops wanted a vacation. Instead, he booked a non-refundable trip to Psychic Hell.
Swamps, shadows, and trauma towers await in Uncanny X-Men #144.
🌊👁️🔥
#XMen #Cyclops #MutantMess
Swamps, shadows, and trauma towers await in Uncanny X-Men #144.
🌊👁️🔥
#XMen #Cyclops #MutantMess
🎄👹 Christmas Eve at the X-Mansion = one girl vs. one demon. Kitty Pryde screams, sprints, and survives her own horror movie in Uncanny X-Men #143.
🔥 Deep Dive: Bat Mitzvah with Bonus Flamethrowers
🎶 Electro-Bop: “9 to 5”
📊 Gay Subtext. Prof X Slander. WTFs.
#XMen #KittyPryde #MutantMess #Claremont
🔥 Deep Dive: Bat Mitzvah with Bonus Flamethrowers
🎶 Electro-Bop: “9 to 5”
📊 Gay Subtext. Prof X Slander. WTFs.
#XMen #KittyPryde #MutantMess #Claremont
The Uncanny X-Men #143 “Demon! … Guess What Just Came Down the Chimney”
T’was the Fight Before Chanukah and All Through the House…
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August 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
🎄👹 Christmas Eve at the X-Mansion = one girl vs. one demon. Kitty Pryde screams, sprints, and survives her own horror movie in Uncanny X-Men #143.
🔥 Deep Dive: Bat Mitzvah with Bonus Flamethrowers
🎶 Electro-Bop: “9 to 5”
📊 Gay Subtext. Prof X Slander. WTFs.
#XMen #KittyPryde #MutantMess #Claremont
🔥 Deep Dive: Bat Mitzvah with Bonus Flamethrowers
🎶 Electro-Bop: “9 to 5”
📊 Gay Subtext. Prof X Slander. WTFs.
#XMen #KittyPryde #MutantMess #Claremont
Mystique: “Ask your mother.”
Nightcrawler: 😱🌈
Me: screaming, sipping wine, writing 1k words about mutant family trauma.
Deep Dive: Ask Your Mother: Because Mystique Doesn’t Believe in Therapy or Context
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#XMen #Nightcrawler #Mystique #GayAF
Nightcrawler: 😱🌈
Me: screaming, sipping wine, writing 1k words about mutant family trauma.
Deep Dive: Ask Your Mother: Because Mystique Doesn’t Believe in Therapy or Context
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#XMen #Nightcrawler #Mystique #GayAF
August 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Mystique: “Ask your mother.”
Nightcrawler: 😱🌈
Me: screaming, sipping wine, writing 1k words about mutant family trauma.
Deep Dive: Ask Your Mother: Because Mystique Doesn’t Believe in Therapy or Context
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#XMen #Nightcrawler #Mystique #GayAF
Nightcrawler: 😱🌈
Me: screaming, sipping wine, writing 1k words about mutant family trauma.
Deep Dive: Ask Your Mother: Because Mystique Doesn’t Believe in Therapy or Context
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#XMen #Nightcrawler #Mystique #GayAF
Deep Dive: Ask Your Mother: Because Mystique Doesn’t Believe in Therapy or Context
💙 “Are We Related or Just Color Coordinated?”
🎭 Trauma Bombs in the Middle of a Brawl
🌀 Ghosting Like a Blue Bisexual Legend
Full mess ⬇️
#XMen #MutantMess #Marvel #Comics #DaysOfFuturePast
💙 “Are We Related or Just Color Coordinated?”
🎭 Trauma Bombs in the Middle of a Brawl
🌀 Ghosting Like a Blue Bisexual Legend
Full mess ⬇️
#XMen #MutantMess #Marvel #Comics #DaysOfFuturePast
The Uncanny X-Men #142 “Mind out of Time”
The Butterfly Effect but Make It Gay and Horrifying
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August 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Deep Dive: Ask Your Mother: Because Mystique Doesn’t Believe in Therapy or Context
💙 “Are We Related or Just Color Coordinated?”
🎭 Trauma Bombs in the Middle of a Brawl
🌀 Ghosting Like a Blue Bisexual Legend
Full mess ⬇️
#XMen #MutantMess #Marvel #Comics #DaysOfFuturePast
💙 “Are We Related or Just Color Coordinated?”
🎭 Trauma Bombs in the Middle of a Brawl
🌀 Ghosting Like a Blue Bisexual Legend
Full mess ⬇️
#XMen #MutantMess #Marvel #Comics #DaysOfFuturePast
🏳️🌈 The Gay Subtext Report: 4.5/5 Mutant Messes – Kate Pryde kisses herself.
🧠 Prof X Slander Corner: 2/5 Mild Psychoses – psychic potato mode.
🤯 WTF Moment: 5/5 – crossbows, monsoons, everyone dies.
Full recap ⬇️
#XMen #Marvel #Comics #DaysOfFuturePast
🧠 Prof X Slander Corner: 2/5 Mild Psychoses – psychic potato mode.
🤯 WTF Moment: 5/5 – crossbows, monsoons, everyone dies.
Full recap ⬇️
#XMen #Marvel #Comics #DaysOfFuturePast
The Uncanny X-Men #142 “Mind out of Time”
The Butterfly Effect but Make It Gay and Horrifying
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August 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
🏳️🌈 The Gay Subtext Report: 4.5/5 Mutant Messes – Kate Pryde kisses herself.
🧠 Prof X Slander Corner: 2/5 Mild Psychoses – psychic potato mode.
🤯 WTF Moment: 5/5 – crossbows, monsoons, everyone dies.
Full recap ⬇️
#XMen #Marvel #Comics #DaysOfFuturePast
🧠 Prof X Slander Corner: 2/5 Mild Psychoses – psychic potato mode.
🤯 WTF Moment: 5/5 – crossbows, monsoons, everyone dies.
Full recap ⬇️
#XMen #Marvel #Comics #DaysOfFuturePast
Mystique just dropped a “maybe I’m your mom” bomb on Nightcrawler mid-brawl and vanished like a blue bisexual ghost. Storm crowned herself queen, Wolverine got told to sit, and the future? Still shady. 🌈⚔️
#XMen #MutantMess #Comics #Marvel #DaysOfFuturePast
#XMen #MutantMess #Comics #Marvel #DaysOfFuturePast
The Uncanny X-Men #142 “Mind out of Time”
The Butterfly Effect but Make It Gay and Horrifying
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August 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Mystique just dropped a “maybe I’m your mom” bomb on Nightcrawler mid-brawl and vanished like a blue bisexual ghost. Storm crowned herself queen, Wolverine got told to sit, and the future? Still shady. 🌈⚔️
#XMen #MutantMess #Comics #Marvel #DaysOfFuturePast
#XMen #MutantMess #Comics #Marvel #DaysOfFuturePast
The Gay Subtext Report:
No flirting, but peak queer-coded chaos 🌈 Kate Pryde jumps into her teenage self like a closeted theater kid sent back to middle school.
Storm is mom, Logan’s gay telepathy kicks in, Kurt looks snack-adjacent.
4.5/5 Mutant Messes 💅⚔️
#XMen #MarvelComics #DaysOfFuturePast
No flirting, but peak queer-coded chaos 🌈 Kate Pryde jumps into her teenage self like a closeted theater kid sent back to middle school.
Storm is mom, Logan’s gay telepathy kicks in, Kurt looks snack-adjacent.
4.5/5 Mutant Messes 💅⚔️
#XMen #MarvelComics #DaysOfFuturePast
The Uncanny X-Men #141 “Days of Future Past”
Don’t Worry, She’s From the Future (And Has Zero Chill)
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August 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The Gay Subtext Report:
No flirting, but peak queer-coded chaos 🌈 Kate Pryde jumps into her teenage self like a closeted theater kid sent back to middle school.
Storm is mom, Logan’s gay telepathy kicks in, Kurt looks snack-adjacent.
4.5/5 Mutant Messes 💅⚔️
#XMen #MarvelComics #DaysOfFuturePast
No flirting, but peak queer-coded chaos 🌈 Kate Pryde jumps into her teenage self like a closeted theater kid sent back to middle school.
Storm is mom, Logan’s gay telepathy kicks in, Kurt looks snack-adjacent.
4.5/5 Mutant Messes 💅⚔️
#XMen #MarvelComics #DaysOfFuturePast
She’s from the future. She’s traumatized. She’s queer-coded.
Kate Pryde is here to save mutantkind and cry while doing it.
💥 “Everything Hurts and the Sentinels Are Winning”
New deep dive now up on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #MutantMess #KatePryde
📖👇
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Kate Pryde is here to save mutantkind and cry while doing it.
💥 “Everything Hurts and the Sentinels Are Winning”
New deep dive now up on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #MutantMess #KatePryde
📖👇
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August 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
She’s from the future. She’s traumatized. She’s queer-coded.
Kate Pryde is here to save mutantkind and cry while doing it.
💥 “Everything Hurts and the Sentinels Are Winning”
New deep dive now up on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #MutantMess #KatePryde
📖👇
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Kate Pryde is here to save mutantkind and cry while doing it.
💥 “Everything Hurts and the Sentinels Are Winning”
New deep dive now up on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #MutantMess #KatePryde
📖👇
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🕰️ Time travel, but make it gay and horrifying 💅
Welcome to the future. Everyone’s dead, the Sentinels won, and Kitty Pryde’s teen body is the last hope.
Camp? Trauma? Yes.
Mutant Mess just got dystopian.
📖 X-Men #141 recap is up!
#XMen #DaysOfFuturePast #KittyPryde #MutantMess #Marvel #GayComics
Welcome to the future. Everyone’s dead, the Sentinels won, and Kitty Pryde’s teen body is the last hope.
Camp? Trauma? Yes.
Mutant Mess just got dystopian.
📖 X-Men #141 recap is up!
#XMen #DaysOfFuturePast #KittyPryde #MutantMess #Marvel #GayComics
The Uncanny X-Men #141 “Days of Future Past”
Don’t Worry, She’s From the Future (And Has Zero Chill)
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August 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
🕰️ Time travel, but make it gay and horrifying 💅
Welcome to the future. Everyone’s dead, the Sentinels won, and Kitty Pryde’s teen body is the last hope.
Camp? Trauma? Yes.
Mutant Mess just got dystopian.
📖 X-Men #141 recap is up!
#XMen #DaysOfFuturePast #KittyPryde #MutantMess #Marvel #GayComics
Welcome to the future. Everyone’s dead, the Sentinels won, and Kitty Pryde’s teen body is the last hope.
Camp? Trauma? Yes.
Mutant Mess just got dystopian.
📖 X-Men #141 recap is up!
#XMen #DaysOfFuturePast #KittyPryde #MutantMess #Marvel #GayComics
He’s homesick. He’s shirtless. He’s emotionally landscaping the Xavier estate into a Soviet wheat field.
🌾 Full meltdown in Uncanny X-Men #140
✨ Read it now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#MutantMoodboard #Colossus #XMen #GayRepression #MarvelMess
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🌾 Full meltdown in Uncanny X-Men #140
✨ Read it now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#MutantMoodboard #Colossus #XMen #GayRepression #MarvelMess
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August 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
He’s homesick. He’s shirtless. He’s emotionally landscaping the Xavier estate into a Soviet wheat field.
🌾 Full meltdown in Uncanny X-Men #140
✨ Read it now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#MutantMoodboard #Colossus #XMen #GayRepression #MarvelMess
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🌾 Full meltdown in Uncanny X-Men #140
✨ Read it now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#MutantMoodboard #Colossus #XMen #GayRepression #MarvelMess
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Not sure if this issue was gay, tragic, or just Canadian? We ranked it:
📊 Gay Subtext – “Our kitten” is the new gay panic
🏫 Xavier’s Flop Era – Charles, girl, where WERE you?
😱 WTF Moment – Wolverine talks a feral goddess down with feelings
#XMen #MutantMess #RankingTheMess #WolverineFeels
📊 Gay Subtext – “Our kitten” is the new gay panic
🏫 Xavier’s Flop Era – Charles, girl, where WERE you?
😱 WTF Moment – Wolverine talks a feral goddess down with feelings
#XMen #MutantMess #RankingTheMess #WolverineFeels
The Uncanny X-Men #140 “Rage!”
“Wendigos, Werewolverines, and Way Too Many Feelings”
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August 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Not sure if this issue was gay, tragic, or just Canadian? We ranked it:
📊 Gay Subtext – “Our kitten” is the new gay panic
🏫 Xavier’s Flop Era – Charles, girl, where WERE you?
😱 WTF Moment – Wolverine talks a feral goddess down with feelings
#XMen #MutantMess #RankingTheMess #WolverineFeels
📊 Gay Subtext – “Our kitten” is the new gay panic
🏫 Xavier’s Flop Era – Charles, girl, where WERE you?
😱 WTF Moment – Wolverine talks a feral goddess down with feelings
#XMen #MutantMess #RankingTheMess #WolverineFeels
There’s jealousy. There’s blood. There’s a wolverine (two, technically). It’s giving therapy by claw marks.
🎭 Deep Dive Highlights:
• Storm’s jealousy gets its own weather pattern
• Wolverine’s rage is low-key erotic
• Nightcrawler is a moral compass in spandex
#MutantMess #XMen #WendigoFeverDream
🎭 Deep Dive Highlights:
• Storm’s jealousy gets its own weather pattern
• Wolverine’s rage is low-key erotic
• Nightcrawler is a moral compass in spandex
#MutantMess #XMen #WendigoFeverDream
The Uncanny X-Men #140 “Rage!”
“Wendigos, Werewolverines, and Way Too Many Feelings”
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August 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
There’s jealousy. There’s blood. There’s a wolverine (two, technically). It’s giving therapy by claw marks.
🎭 Deep Dive Highlights:
• Storm’s jealousy gets its own weather pattern
• Wolverine’s rage is low-key erotic
• Nightcrawler is a moral compass in spandex
#MutantMess #XMen #WendigoFeverDream
🎭 Deep Dive Highlights:
• Storm’s jealousy gets its own weather pattern
• Wolverine’s rage is low-key erotic
• Nightcrawler is a moral compass in spandex
#MutantMess #XMen #WendigoFeverDream
💥 DEEP DIVE: The Sparkle-Eyed Terror of Kitty Pryde
✨ From Cosmic Goddess to Awkward Freshman
✨ “Hi, I’m Kitty, and I Would Like to Go Home Now”
✨ Crushes, Code Names, and Chaos
✨ Sprite vs. Phoenix
She’s sparkling, scared, and already spiraling.
#KittyPryde #XMen #MutantMess #UncannyXMen #DeepDive
✨ From Cosmic Goddess to Awkward Freshman
✨ “Hi, I’m Kitty, and I Would Like to Go Home Now”
✨ Crushes, Code Names, and Chaos
✨ Sprite vs. Phoenix
She’s sparkling, scared, and already spiraling.
#KittyPryde #XMen #MutantMess #UncannyXMen #DeepDive
The Uncanny X-Men #139 “Something Wicked This Way Comes!”
Kitty Pryde Enters the Chat (and Immediately Regrets It)
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July 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
💥 DEEP DIVE: The Sparkle-Eyed Terror of Kitty Pryde
✨ From Cosmic Goddess to Awkward Freshman
✨ “Hi, I’m Kitty, and I Would Like to Go Home Now”
✨ Crushes, Code Names, and Chaos
✨ Sprite vs. Phoenix
She’s sparkling, scared, and already spiraling.
#KittyPryde #XMen #MutantMess #UncannyXMen #DeepDive
✨ From Cosmic Goddess to Awkward Freshman
✨ “Hi, I’m Kitty, and I Would Like to Go Home Now”
✨ Crushes, Code Names, and Chaos
✨ Sprite vs. Phoenix
She’s sparkling, scared, and already spiraling.
#KittyPryde #XMen #MutantMess #UncannyXMen #DeepDive
Kitty Pryde joins the X-Men, dodges Charles’s tragic codename attempt, and gets dubbed Sprite by Storm herself.
Meanwhile, Wolverine heads to Canada for Wendigo-punching and emotional detachment.
🪩 Blog’s live, babes.
#XMen #MutantMess #KittyPryde #Wolverine #Sprite #MarvelComics
Meanwhile, Wolverine heads to Canada for Wendigo-punching and emotional detachment.
🪩 Blog’s live, babes.
#XMen #MutantMess #KittyPryde #Wolverine #Sprite #MarvelComics
The Uncanny X-Men #139 “Something Wicked This Way Comes!”
Kitty Pryde Enters the Chat (and Immediately Regrets It)
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July 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Kitty Pryde joins the X-Men, dodges Charles’s tragic codename attempt, and gets dubbed Sprite by Storm herself.
Meanwhile, Wolverine heads to Canada for Wendigo-punching and emotional detachment.
🪩 Blog’s live, babes.
#XMen #MutantMess #KittyPryde #Wolverine #Sprite #MarvelComics
Meanwhile, Wolverine heads to Canada for Wendigo-punching and emotional detachment.
🪩 Blog’s live, babes.
#XMen #MutantMess #KittyPryde #Wolverine #Sprite #MarvelComics
Cyclops: “I buried my space goddess girlfriend so now it’s time for a 20-year trauma flashback in widescreen.”
✨ New recap: Uncanny X-Men #138: Elegy
Read it on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #ScottSummers #JeanGrey #MarvelSadness #EmoComics #MutantMess #XMen138 #Paramore #SadBoySeason #Mutant
✨ New recap: Uncanny X-Men #138: Elegy
Read it on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #ScottSummers #JeanGrey #MarvelSadness #EmoComics #MutantMess #XMen138 #Paramore #SadBoySeason #Mutant
July 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Cyclops: “I buried my space goddess girlfriend so now it’s time for a 20-year trauma flashback in widescreen.”
✨ New recap: Uncanny X-Men #138: Elegy
Read it on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #ScottSummers #JeanGrey #MarvelSadness #EmoComics #MutantMess #XMen138 #Paramore #SadBoySeason #Mutant
✨ New recap: Uncanny X-Men #138: Elegy
Read it on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #ScottSummers #JeanGrey #MarvelSadness #EmoComics #MutantMess #XMen138 #Paramore #SadBoySeason #Mutant
🚨 NEW BLOG DROP
Cyclops cried. Narrated his entire trauma history. And then resigned in a turtleneck.
✨ The Uncanny X-Men #138: “Elegy”
💔 Full flashback spiral
🧠 Zero therapy
📚 17 years of mutant baggage
Read it now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #Cyclops #JeanGrey #MutantMess #XMenComics
Cyclops cried. Narrated his entire trauma history. And then resigned in a turtleneck.
✨ The Uncanny X-Men #138: “Elegy”
💔 Full flashback spiral
🧠 Zero therapy
📚 17 years of mutant baggage
Read it now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #Cyclops #JeanGrey #MutantMess #XMenComics
The Uncanny X-Men #138 “Elegy”
He Cries, He Narrates, He Leaves
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July 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
🚨 NEW BLOG DROP
Cyclops cried. Narrated his entire trauma history. And then resigned in a turtleneck.
✨ The Uncanny X-Men #138: “Elegy”
💔 Full flashback spiral
🧠 Zero therapy
📚 17 years of mutant baggage
Read it now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #Cyclops #JeanGrey #MutantMess #XMenComics
Cyclops cried. Narrated his entire trauma history. And then resigned in a turtleneck.
✨ The Uncanny X-Men #138: “Elegy”
💔 Full flashback spiral
🧠 Zero therapy
📚 17 years of mutant baggage
Read it now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #Cyclops #JeanGrey #MutantMess #XMenComics
💫 She died as she lived: glowing, screaming, and more powerful than God.
The X-Men go to the moon. The Shi’ar bring the drama. Jean Grey makes the ultimate choice.
🌀 Cosmic angst
🔥 Psychic chaos
🎶 Dazzler’s pick: “I’m Coming Out”
New post live now:
#XMen #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #MutantMess
The X-Men go to the moon. The Shi’ar bring the drama. Jean Grey makes the ultimate choice.
🌀 Cosmic angst
🔥 Psychic chaos
🎶 Dazzler’s pick: “I’m Coming Out”
New post live now:
#XMen #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #MutantMess
The Uncanny X-Men #137 “The Fate of the Phoenix!”
She Died as She Lived: Glowing, Screaming, and More Powerful Than God --(Double issue. Double the tears. Double the blog post. You’ve been warned.)
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July 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
💫 She died as she lived: glowing, screaming, and more powerful than God.
The X-Men go to the moon. The Shi’ar bring the drama. Jean Grey makes the ultimate choice.
🌀 Cosmic angst
🔥 Psychic chaos
🎶 Dazzler’s pick: “I’m Coming Out”
New post live now:
#XMen #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #MutantMess
The X-Men go to the moon. The Shi’ar bring the drama. Jean Grey makes the ultimate choice.
🌀 Cosmic angst
🔥 Psychic chaos
🎶 Dazzler’s pick: “I’m Coming Out”
New post live now:
#XMen #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #MutantMess
🚨 New Blog Drop
Jean Grey turned a houseplant into crystal, got ambushed by her found family, blasted Wolverine into a lake and got fake-engaged while nude.
🧠 Deep dive: consent, control & cosmic chaos
🎶 Dazzler’s pick: “Upside Down”
📖 Read now: Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #JeanGrey #Marvel
Jean Grey turned a houseplant into crystal, got ambushed by her found family, blasted Wolverine into a lake and got fake-engaged while nude.
🧠 Deep dive: consent, control & cosmic chaos
🎶 Dazzler’s pick: “Upside Down”
📖 Read now: Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis
#XMen #JeanGrey #Marvel
The Uncanny X-Men #136 “Child of Light and Darkness!”
She Lost Control, Got Naked, and Said Yes (Kinda?)
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July 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Jean Grey just ate a star, screamed in space, and said “I’m God now.”
The X-Men are sobbing. The galaxy is on fire.🔥👠
The Dark Phoenix blog recap just went live on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis.
Read it before she incinerates your timeline.
#MutantMess #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #XMen #CosmicBimboCrisis
The X-Men are sobbing. The galaxy is on fire.🔥👠
The Dark Phoenix blog recap just went live on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis.
Read it before she incinerates your timeline.
#MutantMess #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #XMen #CosmicBimboCrisis
The Uncanny X-Men #135 “Dark Phoenix”
She’s Horny, She’s Glowing, She’s God Now
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June 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Jean Grey just ate a star, screamed in space, and said “I’m God now.”
The X-Men are sobbing. The galaxy is on fire.🔥👠
The Dark Phoenix blog recap just went live on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis.
Read it before she incinerates your timeline.
#MutantMess #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #XMen #CosmicBimboCrisis
The X-Men are sobbing. The galaxy is on fire.🔥👠
The Dark Phoenix blog recap just went live on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis.
Read it before she incinerates your timeline.
#MutantMess #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #XMen #CosmicBimboCrisis
She woke up from her brainwashing, deleted her ex’s soul, and lit the room on fire.🔥
Jean Grey is not taking constructive criticism at this time.
🔗Link in Bio!
#MutantMess #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #XMen #Marvel #PsychicBreakdown #VelvetFascists #BurnItAllJeannie
Jean Grey is not taking constructive criticism at this time.
🔗Link in Bio!
#MutantMess #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #XMen #Marvel #PsychicBreakdown #VelvetFascists #BurnItAllJeannie
June 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
She woke up from her brainwashing, deleted her ex’s soul, and lit the room on fire.🔥
Jean Grey is not taking constructive criticism at this time.
🔗Link in Bio!
#MutantMess #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #XMen #Marvel #PsychicBreakdown #VelvetFascists #BurnItAllJeannie
Jean Grey is not taking constructive criticism at this time.
🔗Link in Bio!
#MutantMess #JeanGrey #DarkPhoenix #XMen #Marvel #PsychicBreakdown #VelvetFascists #BurnItAllJeannie
Jean Grey said “gaslight me one more time” and lit up the whole damn room.
👑✨ Dark Phoenix has entered the chat.
🔥 Read the chaos now!!
#XMen #DarkPhoenix #MutantMess #JeanGrey #HellfireClub
👑✨ Dark Phoenix has entered the chat.
🔥 Read the chaos now!!
#XMen #DarkPhoenix #MutantMess #JeanGrey #HellfireClub
The Uncanny X-Men #134 “TOO LATE, THE HEROES!”
Burn It All, Jeannie!
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June 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Jean Grey said “gaslight me one more time” and lit up the whole damn room.
👑✨ Dark Phoenix has entered the chat.
🔥 Read the chaos now!!
#XMen #DarkPhoenix #MutantMess #JeanGrey #HellfireClub
👑✨ Dark Phoenix has entered the chat.
🔥 Read the chaos now!!
#XMen #DarkPhoenix #MutantMess #JeanGrey #HellfireClub
She’s glowing, she’s pissed, and she just ate a star.
If you want to stop her… well.
🔥🩸💥
#DarkPhoenix #JeanGrey #XMen #Marvel #PhoenixForce #MutantMess #JeanGreyDidNothingWrong #CosmicMeltdown #LetHerBurn #SheAteAStar #IfYouWantToStopMe #MarvelGirls #MutantDrama #EmbraceTheChaos
If you want to stop her… well.
🔥🩸💥
#DarkPhoenix #JeanGrey #XMen #Marvel #PhoenixForce #MutantMess #JeanGreyDidNothingWrong #CosmicMeltdown #LetHerBurn #SheAteAStar #IfYouWantToStopMe #MarvelGirls #MutantDrama #EmbraceTheChaos
June 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
She’s glowing, she’s pissed, and she just ate a star.
If you want to stop her… well.
🔥🩸💥
#DarkPhoenix #JeanGrey #XMen #Marvel #PhoenixForce #MutantMess #JeanGreyDidNothingWrong #CosmicMeltdown #LetHerBurn #SheAteAStar #IfYouWantToStopMe #MarvelGirls #MutantDrama #EmbraceTheChaos
If you want to stop her… well.
🔥🩸💥
#DarkPhoenix #JeanGrey #XMen #Marvel #PhoenixForce #MutantMess #JeanGreyDidNothingWrong #CosmicMeltdown #LetHerBurn #SheAteAStar #IfYouWantToStopMe #MarvelGirls #MutantDrama #EmbraceTheChaos
He’s wet 💦 He’s furious 😤 He’s slicing through velvet like it’s personal 🩸
Wolverine’s solo mission is giving claws, carnage, and couture destruction.
#MutantMess #XMen #Wolverine #Marvel #VelvetFascists #SniktAndSlay #ClawsOut #GayComicsEnergy #FeralButMakeItFashion #DramaKing
Wolverine’s solo mission is giving claws, carnage, and couture destruction.
#MutantMess #XMen #Wolverine #Marvel #VelvetFascists #SniktAndSlay #ClawsOut #GayComicsEnergy #FeralButMakeItFashion #DramaKing
The Uncanny X-Men #133 “Wolverine Alone!”
Snikt, Slay, Repeat: One Man’s War Against Velvet Fascists
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June 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He’s wet 💦 He’s furious 😤 He’s slicing through velvet like it’s personal 🩸
Wolverine’s solo mission is giving claws, carnage, and couture destruction.
#MutantMess #XMen #Wolverine #Marvel #VelvetFascists #SniktAndSlay #ClawsOut #GayComicsEnergy #FeralButMakeItFashion #DramaKing
Wolverine’s solo mission is giving claws, carnage, and couture destruction.
#MutantMess #XMen #Wolverine #Marvel #VelvetFascists #SniktAndSlay #ClawsOut #GayComicsEnergy #FeralButMakeItFashion #DramaKing
Jean: eats one star
Also Jean: “Why is everyone being so dramatic?”
#DarkPhoenix #GalacticSnack #JeanGreyDidNothingWrong #Marvel #StarCrunch #MutantMess #CosmicDrama #GirlDinner #XMenTok #PhoenixForce
Also Jean: “Why is everyone being so dramatic?”
#DarkPhoenix #GalacticSnack #JeanGreyDidNothingWrong #Marvel #StarCrunch #MutantMess #CosmicDrama #GirlDinner #XMenTok #PhoenixForce
June 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Jean: eats one star
Also Jean: “Why is everyone being so dramatic?”
#DarkPhoenix #GalacticSnack #JeanGreyDidNothingWrong #Marvel #StarCrunch #MutantMess #CosmicDrama #GirlDinner #XMenTok #PhoenixForce
Also Jean: “Why is everyone being so dramatic?”
#DarkPhoenix #GalacticSnack #JeanGreyDidNothingWrong #Marvel #StarCrunch #MutantMess #CosmicDrama #GirlDinner #XMenTok #PhoenixForce