Ryan Bayne
@mutantlog.com
Random jokes, opinions, dry sarcasm, etc. Strong thoughts about The Cardigans. My views are my own. He/him. Waterloo, ON
I wonder what the branding discussions are like for this company dealing with international travellers...
November 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I wonder what the branding discussions are like for this company dealing with international travellers...
Ugh, I had all year to come up with a joke about my annual 6-7am Smashburger and I didn't come up with something. Oh well, here's hoping next year is funnier.
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Ugh, I had all year to come up with a joke about my annual 6-7am Smashburger and I didn't come up with something. Oh well, here's hoping next year is funnier.
"Davis Schneider" is an alias, to hide the fact that the Jays organization raised the illegitimate child of Rance Mulliniks as their own.
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"Davis Schneider" is an alias, to hide the fact that the Jays organization raised the illegitimate child of Rance Mulliniks as their own.
I hoped the photo was just going to be these.
October 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I hoped the photo was just going to be these.
Had to break out the Sam Darnold generator.
September 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Had to break out the Sam Darnold generator.
Better vegemite than bleach! theonion.com/poison-preve...
August 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Better vegemite than bleach! theonion.com/poison-preve...
It's gotta be the Hallmonsters in Venture on ColecoVision for me. These things freaked me out!
August 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It's gotta be the Hallmonsters in Venture on ColecoVision for me. These things freaked me out!
I probably don't want it $200USD worth though...
July 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I probably don't want it $200USD worth though...
So mad that whoever took these photos missed out on framing one like this.
May 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
So mad that whoever took these photos missed out on framing one like this.
![A screenshot of Homer Simpson from the episode "Mr. Plow [9F07]" of The Simpsons. A caption reads "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
For additional context, Homer was being asked about his automobile accident. He wanted to lie about the nature of Moe's, a Springfield bar where he was drinking alcohol.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lr2jkutee3xo32hrssprrkvy/bafkreieb2idturvoqt42e5p63ubazjab5fe7324jtehm2orjrs5u6d7zem@jpeg)
Age yourself with your first computer.
November 18, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Age yourself with your first computer.
This is what that "Tradition" song from Fiddler is about, correct? #smashburger
November 2, 2024 at 11:16 AM
This is what that "Tradition" song from Fiddler is about, correct? #smashburger
I took this photo in Waterloo ON back in January, just because I knew you would post about it, and definitely not to make innuendo about the product name.
October 23, 2024 at 12:12 AM
I took this photo in Waterloo ON back in January, just because I knew you would post about it, and definitely not to make innuendo about the product name.
Here I was thinking it took me forever to get on here, but apparently I'm some sort of fancy early pants?
September 16, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Here I was thinking it took me forever to get on here, but apparently I'm some sort of fancy early pants?
@ryannorth.ca Nine years ago it wasn't even stocked at the Stratford Theatre Store and now you have a display!
July 9, 2024 at 11:35 PM
@ryannorth.ca Nine years ago it wasn't even stocked at the Stratford Theatre Store and now you have a display!
I had to do this obvious edit, even before I saw your post.
May 13, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I had to do this obvious edit, even before I saw your post.
Switching away from the cess pool to hear means I can't retweet my chain of the past four times I've eaten Smasbburger too early in the morning, but I assure you this is a weird tradition of mine. And it's not the only one. #warmsoda
November 4, 2023 at 10:19 AM
Switching away from the cess pool to hear means I can't retweet my chain of the past four times I've eaten Smasbburger too early in the morning, but I assure you this is a weird tradition of mine. And it's not the only one. #warmsoda
@ryanqnorth The Theatre Shop at the Avon Theatre in Stratford is well stocked early in the season.
May 12, 2023 at 11:57 PM
@ryanqnorth The Theatre Shop at the Avon Theatre in Stratford is well stocked early in the season.
@TomFawkes Order from the Pokémon Center arrived, and this was what I had to do first.
April 19, 2023 at 7:34 PM
@TomFawkes Order from the Pokémon Center arrived, and this was what I had to do first.
Oh god, 15 years of slowly poisoning my brain. *whispers* That's Chappie #MyTwitterAnniversary
March 20, 2022 at 5:10 AM
Oh god, 15 years of slowly poisoning my brain. *whispers* That's Chappie #MyTwitterAnniversary