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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
𝐩𝐟𝐩: Indigonite
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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
𝐩𝐟𝐩: Indigonite
Pinned
[ Every breath you tried to pull into your lungs was lost to the sensation of him. The press of his mouth on yours, the urgent grip of his hands drawing you closer, and the heat of his body only spiked the rise of your own --
It was dizzying, it was 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 as it were messy & spontaneous. ] +
It was dizzying, it was 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 as it were messy & spontaneous. ] +
[ Your breath has gown heavy and rapid, your face feels overly hot and flushed. Somehow, you just can't get close enough, feverishly pressing your lips to the trolls seeking more and more contact.
All those Sweeps dancing around the will you or wont you finally bubbled out.. Well that's not true,
All those Sweeps dancing around the will you or wont you finally bubbled out.. Well that's not true,
[ Like a prayer, if you did that sort of thing -- yet close enough, you sigh against his kiss, arms wrapped around him tight.
You sigh his name in your adoration, and to your dismay of those god awful cliches, this felt like..fate. ]
You sigh his name in your adoration, and to your dismay of those god awful cliches, this felt like..fate. ]
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
[ Every breath you tried to pull into your lungs was lost to the sensation of him. The press of his mouth on yours, the urgent grip of his hands drawing you closer, and the heat of his body only spiked the rise of your own --
It was dizzying, it was 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 as it were messy & spontaneous. ] +
It was dizzying, it was 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 as it were messy & spontaneous. ] +
[ There comes a hear arising in your body -- burning and not entirely unfamiliar, yet new all the same. It starts at your lips where they stay molded over Dave's own, and spreads like wildfire, igniting your very senses.
He's so close now, closer than he's ever been. ] ++
He's so close now, closer than he's ever been. ] ++
[ You suck in air the moment Karkats lips leave yours in that brief and dreadful moment. Did you forget how to breathe entirely, or were you just practicing holding?
Both go unanswered as lips and teeth meet yours again. Somehow, you're a glutton for that sting. Your dumb, fleshy, and nervous hands
Both go unanswered as lips and teeth meet yours again. Somehow, you're a glutton for that sting. Your dumb, fleshy, and nervous hands
[ It's exciting, it's clumsy, it's everything you could have dared dream of — & hadn't you? You put that thought aside, undivided focus on the human.
Bold in the way you push yourself against him, a tooth just barely grazing lower lip amidst their long overdue liplock. ]
Bold in the way you push yourself against him, a tooth just barely grazing lower lip amidst their long overdue liplock. ]
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
[ There comes a hear arising in your body -- burning and not entirely unfamiliar, yet new all the same. It starts at your lips where they stay molded over Dave's own, and spreads like wildfire, igniting your very senses.
He's so close now, closer than he's ever been. ] ++
He's so close now, closer than he's ever been. ] ++
[ You couldn't be worse at this, but how could you be expected to dive headfirst into a romantic embrace when you've only ever seen this scene play out in the films.
Was it always this awkward? Still, you indulge in the moment, lost in it when his hands reach your face. ] ++
Was it always this awkward? Still, you indulge in the moment, lost in it when his hands reach your face. ] ++
[ Holy shit you're actually really bad at this! For some romantic gesture.. you're kind of clumsy and awkward about it. If you came in any faster towards Karkats face, it would be a slamming headbutt but no— you're holding your breath and pressing lips against lips.
All that talk and you're
All that talk and you're
[ A sound escapes you, muffled by his mouth atop your own, and you refuse to ruin this — any of this, being so very mindful of your teeth. For the love of god, mind your teeth. ]
September 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
[ You couldn't be worse at this, but how could you be expected to dive headfirst into a romantic embrace when you've only ever seen this scene play out in the films.
Was it always this awkward? Still, you indulge in the moment, lost in it when his hands reach your face. ] ++
Was it always this awkward? Still, you indulge in the moment, lost in it when his hands reach your face. ] ++
[ It's neither graceful nor the perfectly romantic gesture as seen in your awful movies, but it's real. It's you — it's both of you.
You shudder once in his hold, your lips flush against Dave's own in a matter that's far too clumsy as though your inexperience shines through it all. ] ++
You shudder once in his hold, your lips flush against Dave's own in a matter that's far too clumsy as though your inexperience shines through it all. ] ++
[ You ignore any of Karkats remarks, entirely tuned in on the task at hand. You are a paragon of focus.
You stare at him only briefly, no longer behind those shades but through those lashes in full, undulled color.]
> Dave: Kiss him already, idiot.
[ You do just as that little voice in your head
You stare at him only briefly, no longer behind those shades but through those lashes in full, undulled color.]
> Dave: Kiss him already, idiot.
[ You do just as that little voice in your head
> Karkat: KISS. THAT. BOY.
September 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
[ It's neither graceful nor the perfectly romantic gesture as seen in your awful movies, but it's real. It's you — it's both of you.
You shudder once in his hold, your lips flush against Dave's own in a matter that's far too clumsy as though your inexperience shines through it all. ] ++
You shudder once in his hold, your lips flush against Dave's own in a matter that's far too clumsy as though your inexperience shines through it all. ] ++
I HATE THIS MAN.
September 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I HATE THIS MAN.
WHAT IF I DECIDED TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY TO BLOW UP AND SPARE MYSELF FROM HAVING TO BEAR WITNESS ANOTHER MOMENT TO THIS WORLD AND THE SO CALLED "PEOPLE" WHO INHABIT IT.
NATURAL SELECTION WAS APPARENTLY NOT EFFECTIVE ENOUGH.
NATURAL SELECTION WAS APPARENTLY NOT EFFECTIVE ENOUGH.
September 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
WHAT IF I DECIDED TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY TO BLOW UP AND SPARE MYSELF FROM HAVING TO BEAR WITNESS ANOTHER MOMENT TO THIS WORLD AND THE SO CALLED "PEOPLE" WHO INHABIT IT.
NATURAL SELECTION WAS APPARENTLY NOT EFFECTIVE ENOUGH.
NATURAL SELECTION WAS APPARENTLY NOT EFFECTIVE ENOUGH.
[ Oh, god. Oh, god it's happening — He's coming closer and it's happening. You feel like your blood pusher is seconds from failing, but you are not about to pass away and ruin this. A second time. ]
[ Shades moved from his eyes, you know this is disgustingly serious and you NEED it to be. ] ++
[ Shades moved from his eyes, you know this is disgustingly serious and you NEED it to be. ] ++
[ You watch as the troll change shades again and your stomach twists worse than before, but not in a bad way like you ate something you shouldn't have.]
.. thank you i think
but good id be pretty pissed if i got chomped right about now
nifty little mark or not that shit hurts
[ You think
.. thank you i think
but good id be pretty pissed if i got chomped right about now
nifty little mark or not that shit hurts
[ You think
[ Free from debris and further bug incidents, there would hopefully be no more interruptions and you could finally take this moment to figure out what it was happening between you two... ]
NO. I AM NOT GOING TO BITE YOU.
EVEN IF YOUR FLESH IS INCREDIBLY SOFT AND CHEWY. NOT FOR CONSUMPTION.
NO. I AM NOT GOING TO BITE YOU.
EVEN IF YOUR FLESH IS INCREDIBLY SOFT AND CHEWY. NOT FOR CONSUMPTION.
September 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
[ Oh, god. Oh, god it's happening — He's coming closer and it's happening. You feel like your blood pusher is seconds from failing, but you are not about to pass away and ruin this. A second time. ]
[ Shades moved from his eyes, you know this is disgustingly serious and you NEED it to be. ] ++
[ Shades moved from his eyes, you know this is disgustingly serious and you NEED it to be. ] ++
[ The way your face flushes is something you'd relate to one of the strange animated troll girls in those shows Nepeta would watch, generally full of brain-rotting romance that didn't even hold a flame to your movie masterpieces.
Like 50 First Dates. A classic. ]
> Karkat: Focus. ++
Like 50 First Dates. A classic. ]
> Karkat: Focus. ++
[ You're thinking again. Overthinking actually. What's been stopping you this whole time? You've got a time, here and now.. you've had ample opportunities actually, you've just never put any of it to action!
Okay well thats not entirely true, a bee did just interrupt..]
> Dave: Check for any
Okay well thats not entirely true, a bee did just interrupt..]
> Dave: Check for any
[ The way in which this man radiated idiocy was something that needed to be studied in a lab, you're certain it reached groundbreaking levels of an astronomical degree. ]
> Karkat: Contemplate Life Choices.
> Stop contemplating.
++
> Karkat: Contemplate Life Choices.
> Stop contemplating.
++
September 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
[ The way your face flushes is something you'd relate to one of the strange animated troll girls in those shows Nepeta would watch, generally full of brain-rotting romance that didn't even hold a flame to your movie masterpieces.
Like 50 First Dates. A classic. ]
> Karkat: Focus. ++
Like 50 First Dates. A classic. ]
> Karkat: Focus. ++
[ The way in which this man radiated idiocy was something that needed to be studied in a lab, you're certain it reached groundbreaking levels of an astronomical degree. ]
> Karkat: Contemplate Life Choices.
> Stop contemplating.
++
> Karkat: Contemplate Life Choices.
> Stop contemplating.
++
[ You deserved that verbal thrashing. One way or another, those moments of sentimentality seem to slip past. Neither of you ever grab onto it. You're not entirely sure why that is. ]
> Dave: Stop being an idiot.
[ That's difficult and entirely impossible. Your stupidity is downright contagious,
> Dave: Stop being an idiot.
[ That's difficult and entirely impossible. Your stupidity is downright contagious,
[ Hands drawn together, squeezing one another in your grasp when he— oh. ]
> Karkat: mentally strangle yourself.
BUG. YEAH, DAVE. THERE WERE PROBABLY A BUTTLOAD FUCKTON OF BUGS THAT I RUBBED ON MY FACE. THANK YOU.
ASTUTE OBSERVATION, NOTHING GETS PAST YOU.
> Karkat: mentally strangle yourself.
BUG. YEAH, DAVE. THERE WERE PROBABLY A BUTTLOAD FUCKTON OF BUGS THAT I RUBBED ON MY FACE. THANK YOU.
ASTUTE OBSERVATION, NOTHING GETS PAST YOU.
September 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
[ The way in which this man radiated idiocy was something that needed to be studied in a lab, you're certain it reached groundbreaking levels of an astronomical degree. ]
> Karkat: Contemplate Life Choices.
> Stop contemplating.
++
> Karkat: Contemplate Life Choices.
> Stop contemplating.
++
// PUKES!!!
sorry
I was mildly homophobic towards Dave <3
sorry
I was mildly homophobic towards Dave <3
September 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
// PUKES!!!
sorry
I was mildly homophobic towards Dave <3
sorry
I was mildly homophobic towards Dave <3
// excited clapping! Spooky made Gamzee, if we weren't married already — we would be. But this time I'm down on BOTH KNEES
September 3, 2025 at 10:53 AM
// excited clapping! Spooky made Gamzee, if we weren't married already — we would be. But this time I'm down on BOTH KNEES
> Karkat: Stop thinking about Dave.
[ In your attempt to silence your Strider filled thoughts, you think about him even more. God damn it, Karkat we just told you to STOP thinking about this guy. Stop it! Stop doing that this instant! You're doing it MORE! ]
> Karkat: Pine like a moron.
[ In your attempt to silence your Strider filled thoughts, you think about him even more. God damn it, Karkat we just told you to STOP thinking about this guy. Stop it! Stop doing that this instant! You're doing it MORE! ]
> Karkat: Pine like a moron.
September 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
> Karkat: Stop thinking about Dave.
[ In your attempt to silence your Strider filled thoughts, you think about him even more. God damn it, Karkat we just told you to STOP thinking about this guy. Stop it! Stop doing that this instant! You're doing it MORE! ]
> Karkat: Pine like a moron.
[ In your attempt to silence your Strider filled thoughts, you think about him even more. God damn it, Karkat we just told you to STOP thinking about this guy. Stop it! Stop doing that this instant! You're doing it MORE! ]
> Karkat: Pine like a moron.
[ You're focused on him, your eyes glimmering in the light — you look positively stupid in the moment and like a loser wannabe mangaka's dream boy — We won't mention him. ]
DO I-
[ You're anticipating, watching him intently as if he's going to say something — something important. ] ++
DO I-
[ You're anticipating, watching him intently as if he's going to say something — something important. ] ++
[ You're not entirely sure what you are to eachother. Enemies? Lovers? Friends? Mere acquaintances? But you're not really sure if you care either.
You are Dave. That is Karkat. Somehow, you are always inexplicably drawn to him.]
> Dave: Dwell on things.
[ You are also the 'Knight of
You are Dave. That is Karkat. Somehow, you are always inexplicably drawn to him.]
> Dave: Dwell on things.
[ You are also the 'Knight of
......
[ Karkat, you talk about the thing right now! Stop being a pussy and talk about it before everything is lost forever and you both die to a doomed timeline where Davekat never exists! ]
> Karkat: Say SOMETHING.
YOUR FACE IS STUPID AND BRINGS ME EMOTIONAL PAIN.
[ Not that. ]
[ Karkat, you talk about the thing right now! Stop being a pussy and talk about it before everything is lost forever and you both die to a doomed timeline where Davekat never exists! ]
> Karkat: Say SOMETHING.
YOUR FACE IS STUPID AND BRINGS ME EMOTIONAL PAIN.
[ Not that. ]
September 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
[ You're focused on him, your eyes glimmering in the light — you look positively stupid in the moment and like a loser wannabe mangaka's dream boy — We won't mention him. ]
DO I-
[ You're anticipating, watching him intently as if he's going to say something — something important. ] ++
DO I-
[ You're anticipating, watching him intently as if he's going to say something — something important. ] ++
// i neeed to redo my account layout cause I hate it. I rushed it so I could harass spooky
September 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
// i neeed to redo my account layout cause I hate it. I rushed it so I could harass spooky
[ You sense the awkward tension around you and you know it's got every bit to do with the fact the two of you had almost crossed the lines of friendship and ventured into something far different. Something you didn't quite understand just yet. ]
> Karkat: Dry your face. ++
> Karkat: Dry your face. ++
> Dave: Move out of the way and laugh
[ You neglect to mention the irony that you were both just staring at eachother and call out Karkats hypocrisy.
Yes, it would be a big shame or how else would you two awkwardly look at eachother and continue avoid being affectionate or intimate.]
my glasses
[ You neglect to mention the irony that you were both just staring at eachother and call out Karkats hypocrisy.
Yes, it would be a big shame or how else would you two awkwardly look at eachother and continue avoid being affectionate or intimate.]
my glasses
[ You pathetically flail your arms in the complete opposite direction of the rushing water. Perhaps you need to clean out your auditory receptor nubs. ]
[ You can't taste or smell color like some trolls.. But you finally manage to rinse your eyes. ]
[ You can't taste or smell color like some trolls.. But you finally manage to rinse your eyes. ]
September 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
[ You sense the awkward tension around you and you know it's got every bit to do with the fact the two of you had almost crossed the lines of friendship and ventured into something far different. Something you didn't quite understand just yet. ]
> Karkat: Dry your face. ++
> Karkat: Dry your face. ++
Reposted by 🦀 ── 𝓚𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐀𝐓.
[ The loser in question ]
September 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
[ The loser in question ]
// on that note its bed time !
September 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
// on that note its bed time !
I HATE THAT FUCKING LOSER.
> Said with barely controlled lust.
> Said with barely controlled lust.
September 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I HATE THAT FUCKING LOSER.
> Said with barely controlled lust.
> Said with barely controlled lust.
> Karkat: Get dragged.
[ You relinquish the remnants of your digity, or rather whatever could be scavenged if anything at all. Over the course of sweeps since your wiggling day you hadn't help much dignity anyway. ]
YEAH. YOU ARE *SO* RIGHT, DAVE. WHAT AN UNFATHOMABLE CONSEQUENCE. ++
[ You relinquish the remnants of your digity, or rather whatever could be scavenged if anything at all. Over the course of sweeps since your wiggling day you hadn't help much dignity anyway. ]
YEAH. YOU ARE *SO* RIGHT, DAVE. WHAT AN UNFATHOMABLE CONSEQUENCE. ++
[ You hold back any laughing from .. whatever this display was. Sure it was a little pathetic, but it was also Karkat. And whatever Karkat did was an aggressive mystery of its own. ]
okay yeah sure just let all that shit scratch a cornea and make you blind permanently
> Dave: Grab an arm and
okay yeah sure just let all that shit scratch a cornea and make you blind permanently
> Dave: Grab an arm and
[ You're never going to get to kiss him at this rate...Unless of course you resort to time travel, but time was not your forte— that was all Dave. Dave. The guy you just fumbled heavily. ]
> Karkat: blink away the pain.
> Karkat: blink away the pain.
September 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
> Karkat: Get dragged.
[ You relinquish the remnants of your digity, or rather whatever could be scavenged if anything at all. Over the course of sweeps since your wiggling day you hadn't help much dignity anyway. ]
YEAH. YOU ARE *SO* RIGHT, DAVE. WHAT AN UNFATHOMABLE CONSEQUENCE. ++
[ You relinquish the remnants of your digity, or rather whatever could be scavenged if anything at all. Over the course of sweeps since your wiggling day you hadn't help much dignity anyway. ]
YEAH. YOU ARE *SO* RIGHT, DAVE. WHAT AN UNFATHOMABLE CONSEQUENCE. ++
// for years ive been saying haa haa hee hee hoo hoo especially when I do smthn bad.
But no one. No one has caught on to my whimsy.
But no one. No one has caught on to my whimsy.
September 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
// for years ive been saying haa haa hee hee hoo hoo especially when I do smthn bad.
But no one. No one has caught on to my whimsy.
But no one. No one has caught on to my whimsy.
// I hate my layout and plan to redo it entirely.
In a few sweeps
In a few sweeps
September 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
// I hate my layout and plan to redo it entirely.
In a few sweeps
In a few sweeps
Reposted by 🦀 ── 𝓚𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐀𝐓.
YEAH. SOUNDS GREAT. A ONCE IN A HUMAN LIFETIME GRAND IDEA FROM FUCKING DAVE STRIDER, EVERYONE BRING YOUR HANDS TOGETHER AND REWARD HIM WITH THE GRANDEST STANDING OVATION.
[ You clap your eyes while you're still blinded by dirt, you try to save face but you can't take it back anymore. ] ++
[ You clap your eyes while you're still blinded by dirt, you try to save face but you can't take it back anymore. ] ++
[ You watch in horror as Karkat shoves fucking straight up dirt into his eyes.
Crying might have been understandable, but this takes it to a new concerning level. Damn Bee. ]
uhhhhh
[ You're at a loss of what to do here. ]
> Dave: offer a consoling pat
[ You .. pat Karkat. It's not like you
Crying might have been understandable, but this takes it to a new concerning level. Damn Bee. ]
uhhhhh
[ You're at a loss of what to do here. ]
> Dave: offer a consoling pat
[ You .. pat Karkat. It's not like you
[ You cannot forget the bee. Dave will not forget the bee. No one will forget this bee. ]
September 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
YEAH. SOUNDS GREAT. A ONCE IN A HUMAN LIFETIME GRAND IDEA FROM FUCKING DAVE STRIDER, EVERYONE BRING YOUR HANDS TOGETHER AND REWARD HIM WITH THE GRANDEST STANDING OVATION.
[ You clap your eyes while you're still blinded by dirt, you try to save face but you can't take it back anymore. ] ++
[ You clap your eyes while you're still blinded by dirt, you try to save face but you can't take it back anymore. ] ++
// I promise i'll be so good in this verse and I wont be anyone evil
September 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
// I promise i'll be so good in this verse and I wont be anyone evil