𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
@mccoolest.bsky.social
𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘂𝘀, 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲
𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗵𝘆𝗺𝗲
𝖧𝖾/𝖧𝗂𝗆 ✦ 𝖨𝗇𝖽𝗂𝖾-𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖺𝗅 ✦ 𝗆𝖽𝗇𝗂 & 𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗈 𝖽𝗇𝗂
✦ 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝗐 : +𝟣𝟪 — 𝗈𝖼𝖼𝖺𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝗌𝗎𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐 ✦
𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘆❥ 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆/𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 ✦ 𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗻 + 𝗽𝗶𝗻: 𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐲
𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗵𝘆𝗺𝗲
𝖧𝖾/𝖧𝗂𝗆 ✦ 𝖨𝗇𝖽𝗂𝖾-𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖺𝗅 ✦ 𝗆𝖽𝗇𝗂 & 𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗈 𝖽𝗇𝗂
✦ 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝗐 : +𝟣𝟪 — 𝗈𝖼𝖼𝖺𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝗌𝗎𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐 ✦
𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘆❥ 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆/𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 ✦ 𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗻 + 𝗽𝗶𝗻: 𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐲
Pinned
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aw fuck
aw fuck
you joined the bandwagon without knowing you were being mean to ME
what is her fucking problem
October 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
...
aw fuck
aw fuck
what is her fucking problem
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
what is her fucking problem
[ Your breath has gown heavy and rapid, your face feels overly hot and flushed. Somehow, you just can't get close enough, feverishly pressing your lips to the trolls seeking more and more contact.
All those Sweeps dancing around the will you or wont you finally bubbled out.. Well that's not true,
All those Sweeps dancing around the will you or wont you finally bubbled out.. Well that's not true,
[ Like a prayer, if you did that sort of thing -- yet close enough, you sigh against his kiss, arms wrapped around him tight.
You sigh his name in your adoration, and to your dismay of those god awful cliches, this felt like..fate. ]
You sigh his name in your adoration, and to your dismay of those god awful cliches, this felt like..fate. ]
October 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
[ Your breath has gown heavy and rapid, your face feels overly hot and flushed. Somehow, you just can't get close enough, feverishly pressing your lips to the trolls seeking more and more contact.
All those Sweeps dancing around the will you or wont you finally bubbled out.. Well that's not true,
All those Sweeps dancing around the will you or wont you finally bubbled out.. Well that's not true,
spooky❥
if i missed anything lmk
if i missed anything lmk
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
spooky❥
if i missed anything lmk
if i missed anything lmk
[ You shrug, but then give Karkats question some actual thought. Why ARE they called the same thing..?]
.. i dont actually know to be honest with you
no fucking idea
.. i dont actually know to be honest with you
no fucking idea
I'M NOT A PERVERT FOR NOT KNOWING THERE IS A FOOD ALSO CALLED NUTS YOU FUCKING MAGGOTGULPING FUCKSTICK.
[You huff, grumpy as per usual. Licking your teeth behind your closed mouth, you give Dave a sour look.]
WHY WOULD THEY BE CALLED THE SAME THING, ANYWAY?
[You huff, grumpy as per usual. Licking your teeth behind your closed mouth, you give Dave a sour look.]
WHY WOULD THEY BE CALLED THE SAME THING, ANYWAY?
> Dave: Raise a dramatic judgmental brow.
for your information pervert i meant nuts as in peanuts the food
[ You take a glance at that trashcan.. you have questions, but best not to ask right now in the open.]
for your information pervert i meant nuts as in peanuts the food
[ You take a glance at that trashcan.. you have questions, but best not to ask right now in the open.]
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
[ You shrug, but then give Karkats question some actual thought. Why ARE they called the same thing..?]
.. i dont actually know to be honest with you
no fucking idea
.. i dont actually know to be honest with you
no fucking idea
> Dave: make heart hands
no
no
AFFECTIONATELY- NO, WAIT, AGGRESSIVELY- SHIT!!! I MEAN- FUCK. JUST PRETEND I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING AND HELP ME BEFORE THESE ASSHOLES MAKE MY BLOOD PRESSURE SKYROCKET SO HIGH MY EYES SHOOT OUT OF MY SKULL!!!!
> Dave: Act surprised!
what the helly..
what the helly..
October 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
> Dave: make heart hands
no
no
spooky❥
*shits myself* more soon? eventually? working on it
*shits myself* more soon? eventually? working on it
October 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
spooky❥
*shits myself* more soon? eventually? working on it
*shits myself* more soon? eventually? working on it
[ You suck in air the moment Karkats lips leave yours in that brief and dreadful moment. Did you forget how to breathe entirely, or were you just practicing holding?
Both go unanswered as lips and teeth meet yours again. Somehow, you're a glutton for that sting. Your dumb, fleshy, and nervous hands
Both go unanswered as lips and teeth meet yours again. Somehow, you're a glutton for that sting. Your dumb, fleshy, and nervous hands
[ It's exciting, it's clumsy, it's everything you could have dared dream of — & hadn't you? You put that thought aside, undivided focus on the human.
Bold in the way you push yourself against him, a tooth just barely grazing lower lip amidst their long overdue liplock. ]
Bold in the way you push yourself against him, a tooth just barely grazing lower lip amidst their long overdue liplock. ]
October 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
[ You suck in air the moment Karkats lips leave yours in that brief and dreadful moment. Did you forget how to breathe entirely, or were you just practicing holding?
Both go unanswered as lips and teeth meet yours again. Somehow, you're a glutton for that sting. Your dumb, fleshy, and nervous hands
Both go unanswered as lips and teeth meet yours again. Somehow, you're a glutton for that sting. Your dumb, fleshy, and nervous hands
Reposted by 𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
spooky❥
hiiii i didnt abandon dave or gamzee i just had health issues & now work issues :< ive been working on my other accs and these two will be done soon too
hiiii i didnt abandon dave or gamzee i just had health issues & now work issues :< ive been working on my other accs and these two will be done soon too
October 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
spooky❥
hiiii i didnt abandon dave or gamzee i just had health issues & now work issues :< ive been working on my other accs and these two will be done soon too
hiiii i didnt abandon dave or gamzee i just had health issues & now work issues :< ive been working on my other accs and these two will be done soon too
spooky❥
hiiii i didnt abandon dave or gamzee i just had health issues & now work issues :< ive been working on my other accs and these two will be done soon too
hiiii i didnt abandon dave or gamzee i just had health issues & now work issues :< ive been working on my other accs and these two will be done soon too
October 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
spooky❥
hiiii i didnt abandon dave or gamzee i just had health issues & now work issues :< ive been working on my other accs and these two will be done soon too
hiiii i didnt abandon dave or gamzee i just had health issues & now work issues :< ive been working on my other accs and these two will be done soon too
[ Holy shit you're actually really bad at this! For some romantic gesture.. you're kind of clumsy and awkward about it. If you came in any faster towards Karkats face, it would be a slamming headbutt but no— you're holding your breath and pressing lips against lips.
All that talk and you're
All that talk and you're
[ A sound escapes you, muffled by his mouth atop your own, and you refuse to ruin this — any of this, being so very mindful of your teeth. For the love of god, mind your teeth. ]
September 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
[ Holy shit you're actually really bad at this! For some romantic gesture.. you're kind of clumsy and awkward about it. If you came in any faster towards Karkats face, it would be a slamming headbutt but no— you're holding your breath and pressing lips against lips.
All that talk and you're
All that talk and you're
> Dave: Act surprised!
what the helly..
what the helly..
I'M GOINE STONE YOUR PELT IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP, DAVE
oh but when i say this i get pelted with stones
September 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
> Dave: Act surprised!
what the helly..
what the helly..
spooky❥
WAIT WEST DONT LOOK IM HOMESTUCKING
WAIT WEST DONT LOOK IM HOMESTUCKING
September 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
spooky❥
WAIT WEST DONT LOOK IM HOMESTUCKING
WAIT WEST DONT LOOK IM HOMESTUCKING
> Dave: Raise a dramatic judgmental brow.
for your information pervert i meant nuts as in peanuts the food
[ You take a glance at that trashcan.. you have questions, but best not to ask right now in the open.]
for your information pervert i meant nuts as in peanuts the food
[ You take a glance at that trashcan.. you have questions, but best not to ask right now in the open.]
NUTS? ISN'T THAT SLANG FOR HUMAN SHAMEGLOBES?
[ Emptying out your "juice"-box into your mouth, you crush it and toss it into a nearby red trashcan. You know, the one for...biohazardous material. Such as blood.]
[ Emptying out your "juice"-box into your mouth, you crush it and toss it into a nearby red trashcan. You know, the one for...biohazardous material. Such as blood.]
...
nnnnooooo
[Yes you fucking did.]
its not shitty its got uh
nuts in it
nnnnooooo
[Yes you fucking did.]
its not shitty its got uh
nuts in it
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
> Dave: Raise a dramatic judgmental brow.
for your information pervert i meant nuts as in peanuts the food
[ You take a glance at that trashcan.. you have questions, but best not to ask right now in the open.]
for your information pervert i meant nuts as in peanuts the food
[ You take a glance at that trashcan.. you have questions, but best not to ask right now in the open.]
got it right okay
so saying i would eat a bug is a literal thing
sort of
kind of an innuendo kind of cannibalism
so saying i would eat a bug is a literal thing
sort of
kind of an innuendo kind of cannibalism
Definitely both. Deeply sick planet, Alternia was.
Yeahhh.. gotta be careful who you ask for some bugs man. There are some real freaks out there.
Yeahhh.. gotta be careful who you ask for some bugs man. There are some real freaks out there.
.....
im not sure if i should be fucking impressed or appalled or a mix of both
i take back what i said about eating bugs
kind of
okay well context matters
im not sure if i should be fucking impressed or appalled or a mix of both
i take back what i said about eating bugs
kind of
okay well context matters
September 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
got it right okay
so saying i would eat a bug is a literal thing
sort of
kind of an innuendo kind of cannibalism
so saying i would eat a bug is a literal thing
sort of
kind of an innuendo kind of cannibalism
...
nnnnooooo
[Yes you fucking did.]
its not shitty its got uh
nuts in it
nnnnooooo
[Yes you fucking did.]
its not shitty its got uh
nuts in it
DID YOU JUST DROP THAT CLICHE CATCHPHRASE FOR THAT SHITTY EARTH CANDY?
[You don't want to show Dave any emotion other than crabbiness, which is weird because you're just pushing him away when all your pump biscuit wants to do is let him in.]
[You don't want to show Dave any emotion other than crabbiness, which is weird because you're just pushing him away when all your pump biscuit wants to do is let him in.]
im hear to talk about eating bugs not eating bulges gosh man
[ You sigh dramatically for extra emphasis.]
okay i get it youre not you when youre hungry
[ You sigh dramatically for extra emphasis.]
okay i get it youre not you when youre hungry
September 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
...
nnnnooooo
[Yes you fucking did.]
its not shitty its got uh
nuts in it
nnnnooooo
[Yes you fucking did.]
its not shitty its got uh
nuts in it
[ You ignore any of Karkats remarks, entirely tuned in on the task at hand. You are a paragon of focus.
You stare at him only briefly, no longer behind those shades but through those lashes in full, undulled color.]
> Dave: Kiss him already, idiot.
[ You do just as that little voice in your head
You stare at him only briefly, no longer behind those shades but through those lashes in full, undulled color.]
> Dave: Kiss him already, idiot.
[ You do just as that little voice in your head
> Karkat: KISS. THAT. BOY.
September 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
[ You ignore any of Karkats remarks, entirely tuned in on the task at hand. You are a paragon of focus.
You stare at him only briefly, no longer behind those shades but through those lashes in full, undulled color.]
> Dave: Kiss him already, idiot.
[ You do just as that little voice in your head
You stare at him only briefly, no longer behind those shades but through those lashes in full, undulled color.]
> Dave: Kiss him already, idiot.
[ You do just as that little voice in your head
spooky❥
i got busy and didnt work on dave or gamzee more but ill at least be a silly little guy for a bit
i got busy and didnt work on dave or gamzee more but ill at least be a silly little guy for a bit
September 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
spooky❥
i got busy and didnt work on dave or gamzee more but ill at least be a silly little guy for a bit
i got busy and didnt work on dave or gamzee more but ill at least be a silly little guy for a bit
oh but when i say this i get pelted with stones
TELL THE OTHER KARKATS TO COME BACK MY BACK IS HURTING FROM CARRYING ALL THIS 𝗩𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗦
[Satire.]
[Give me a second I have to make DRAFTS AHHAHA]
[Satire.]
[Give me a second I have to make DRAFTS AHHAHA]
September 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
oh but when i say this i get pelted with stones
Reposted by 𝖣𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖲.
Your name is AJAXIN MOLORE, and today? Today's going to be a GREAT day.
---
-literate homestuck fantroll.
-homestuckrp / multiships with chemistry in diff timelines.
-n/sfw & MDNI, 18+ only.
-penned by shiloh / g.
#HOMESTUCKRP // #OCRP
---
-literate homestuck fantroll.
-homestuckrp / multiships with chemistry in diff timelines.
-n/sfw & MDNI, 18+ only.
-penned by shiloh / g.
#HOMESTUCKRP // #OCRP
September 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Your name is AJAXIN MOLORE, and today? Today's going to be a GREAT day.
---
-literate homestuck fantroll.
-homestuckrp / multiships with chemistry in diff timelines.
-n/sfw & MDNI, 18+ only.
-penned by shiloh / g.
#HOMESTUCKRP // #OCRP
---
-literate homestuck fantroll.
-homestuckrp / multiships with chemistry in diff timelines.
-n/sfw & MDNI, 18+ only.
-penned by shiloh / g.
#HOMESTUCKRP // #OCRP
spooky❥
okay okay sleeping for real this time i just wanted dave to say whiteboy Wednesday
okay okay sleeping for real this time i just wanted dave to say whiteboy Wednesday
September 4, 2025 at 5:18 AM
spooky❥
okay okay sleeping for real this time i just wanted dave to say whiteboy Wednesday
okay okay sleeping for real this time i just wanted dave to say whiteboy Wednesday
ooooooooooo youre getting the urge to write disstracks ooooooo you want to say things like skibidi ooooo
oh god no please
we're morphing
September 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
ooooooooooo youre getting the urge to write disstracks ooooooo you want to say things like skibidi ooooo
we're morphing
can i stop being white now its only a matter of time until im blonde
September 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
we're morphing
spooky❥
that may have been a little morbid im so sorry
that may have been a little morbid im so sorry
September 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
spooky❥
that may have been a little morbid im so sorry
that may have been a little morbid im so sorry