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Sius (it/its)
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Approach with caution
I didn’t realise cough syrup was like. Real medicine with codeine in it. I thought it was just like liquid soothers sweets. I drank abbunch and passe d out for like 15 hours
July 7, 2023 at 4:20 AM
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im "woke" now
July 3, 2023 at 4:23 PM
You woke up and chose violence? Well, I woke up and chose peace. Serenity. Calm.
July 3, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Where are the crippled babes on here. Let me follow you
July 3, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Can’t believe he used to be this baby
July 3, 2023 at 4:19 PM
July 3, 2023 at 4:59 AM
Where’s the porn
July 3, 2023 at 4:48 AM
He’s here too
June 15, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Erm. Snout to meet you
May 30, 2023 at 1:10 AM
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me (entering meeting): sorry i'm late everybody. lots of traffic. it was blumper-to-blumper
boss: it was what now?
me: blumper-to-blumper
boss: excuse me?
me: blumper-to-blumper
boss: what?
me: the traffic
boss: the traffic was what?
me: blumper-to-blumper
May 23, 2023 at 9:14 PM