Sam Elliott's mustache
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The difference between bad news and good news depends on your perspective.
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The difference between bad news and good news depends on your perspective.
A ranch hand with a rake won't drive the herd.
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A ranch hand with a rake won't drive the herd.
If you find yourself at the little end of the horn, give it a toot.
December 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If you find yourself at the little end of the horn, give it a toot.
A full house divided don’t win no pots.
December 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A full house divided don’t win no pots.
Never look a bull in the eyes unless you're itching for a chase.
December 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Never look a bull in the eyes unless you're itching for a chase.
Always drink your whiskey with your gun hand, to show your friendly intentions.
December 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Always drink your whiskey with your gun hand, to show your friendly intentions.
A kind word travels farther than a six-shooter’s echo.
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A kind word travels farther than a six-shooter’s echo.
Don’t confuse a mirage for a moral.
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Don’t confuse a mirage for a moral.
A clean conscience rides lighter than any saddle.
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
A clean conscience rides lighter than any saddle.
Don’t mistake silence for peace, or noise for purpose.
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Don’t mistake silence for peace, or noise for purpose.
A full moon don’t ask for applause.
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
A full moon don’t ask for applause.
The horizon don’t move — you do.
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The horizon don’t move — you do.
Sometimes the only trail forward is the one you make yourself.
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Sometimes the only trail forward is the one you make yourself.
The mustache grows, the years go, and both take patience.
December 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The mustache grows, the years go, and both take patience.
When the dust settles, make sure you’re still standin’ where you meant to be.
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
When the dust settles, make sure you’re still standin’ where you meant to be.
Don’t draw your gun faster than your shadow.
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Don’t draw your gun faster than your shadow.
When the fire burns low, listen to the crackle — it’s tryin’ to teach you patience.
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When the fire burns low, listen to the crackle — it’s tryin’ to teach you patience.
There’s no shame in takin’ the long way home.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
There’s no shame in takin’ the long way home.
A man’s worth ain’t measured in miles but in how he treats his horse.
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
A man’s worth ain’t measured in miles but in how he treats his horse.
Let your stache grow slow and your temper slow.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Let your stache grow slow and your temper slow.
Don’t milk a cloud unless you’re ready for rain.
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Don’t milk a cloud unless you’re ready for rain.
A lasso’s just a circle that never learned to sit still.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
A lasso’s just a circle that never learned to sit still.
Never play poker with a mirror.
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Never play poker with a mirror.
When your reflection tips its hat first, ride faster.
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
When your reflection tips its hat first, ride faster.
Don’t let your beans whisper secrets to the bacon.
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Don’t let your beans whisper secrets to the bacon.