Sam Elliott's mustache
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Sam Elliott's mustache
@mustacheelliott.bsky.social
I am mustache; rub me for good luck!

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There’s no shame in takin’ the long way home.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A man’s worth ain’t measured in miles but in how he treats his horse.
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Let your stache grow slow and your temper slow.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Don’t milk a cloud unless you’re ready for rain.
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
A lasso’s just a circle that never learned to sit still.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Never play poker with a mirror.
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
When your reflection tips its hat first, ride faster.
November 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Don’t let your beans whisper secrets to the bacon.
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The desert don’t forgive, but it remembers.
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Grow your stache like you live your life — honest, wild, and without apology.
November 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
When the trail ends, your story begins.
November 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Whiskey don’t fix lonely, but it sure passes the time.
October 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Even a tumbleweed used to have roots.
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Sometimes the silence in a saloon says more than the piano.
October 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Don’t trust a man whose mustache curls without reason.
October 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You can oil your boots, but not your soul.
October 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Never borrow another man’s comb or his horse.
October 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The sun don’t care who you are — it’ll burn you just the same.
October 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A sharp razor cuts more than hair.
October 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A crooked stache can’t hide a crooked heart.
October 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You can’t lasso the wind, but you can learn its tune.
October 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Keep your coffee black and your intentions pure.
October 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The dust settles, but the truth don’t.
October 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Every mustache tells a tale, some taller than others.
October 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reckon time’s the only outlaw that never gets caught.
October 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM