Sam Elliott's mustache
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Too much mustard ruins the sandwich.
February 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Too much mustard ruins the sandwich.
A man who polishes his spurs too much ain’t walked far enough.
February 12, 2026 at 11:24 PM
A man who polishes his spurs too much ain’t walked far enough.
If the fire won’t light, check your match before you curse the wind.
February 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM
If the fire won’t light, check your match before you curse the wind.
The best trail advice comes from the quietest saddle.
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
The best trail advice comes from the quietest saddle.
Don’t teach a mule your business unless you fancy it repeated.
February 9, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Don’t teach a mule your business unless you fancy it repeated.
Ain't nothing better than a strong whiskey and a hunk of rare steak
February 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Ain't nothing better than a strong whiskey and a hunk of rare steak
If your shadow rides ahead of you, you’ve stayed too long at the saloon.
February 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
If your shadow rides ahead of you, you’ve stayed too long at the saloon.
The dryer the cactus, the sharper its pricks
February 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
The dryer the cactus, the sharper its pricks
A beard without a mustache is like a cake without frosting
February 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
A beard without a mustache is like a cake without frosting
You can lead goats up a cliff but you can't stop their bleeting.
February 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
You can lead goats up a cliff but you can't stop their bleeting.
Can't light a fire without something to burn.
January 23, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Can't light a fire without something to burn.
Never trust a prairie tenor to harmonize.
January 21, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Never trust a prairie tenor to harmonize.
Bad medicine won't cure what ails you.
January 20, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Bad medicine won't cure what ails you.
Always keep your plow and your mustache clean.
January 19, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Always keep your plow and your mustache clean.
You can’t rope the wind, but you can learn which way it’s blowing.
January 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
You can’t rope the wind, but you can learn which way it’s blowing.
A rattler in the grass don’t need no introduction.
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
A rattler in the grass don’t need no introduction.
Don’t bet your hat when your head ain’t full of sense.
January 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Don’t bet your hat when your head ain’t full of sense.
A fast horse don’t fix a slow thinker.
January 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
A fast horse don’t fix a slow thinker.
Don’t whistle at trouble unless you brought it a sandwich.
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Don’t whistle at trouble unless you brought it a sandwich.
Cows and cowboys gotta roam
January 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Cows and cowboys gotta roam
A mustache is like a snowfall for the face.
Happy Holidays!
Happy Holidays!
December 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A mustache is like a snowfall for the face.
Happy Holidays!
Happy Holidays!
The difference between bad news and good news depends on your perspective.
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The difference between bad news and good news depends on your perspective.
A ranch hand with a rake won't drive the herd.
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A ranch hand with a rake won't drive the herd.
If you find yourself at the little end of the horn, give it a toot.
December 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If you find yourself at the little end of the horn, give it a toot.
A full house divided don’t win no pots.
December 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A full house divided don’t win no pots.