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Musketeer
@musketeerfox.bsky.social
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Please be kind; I have autism and a gun.
Syndicalist. Antifascist. Anticapitalist. Antizionist. Jew. Nerd.
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Electric Six - Señor Smoke
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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I'll save you some time. This is my boy Sherlock. He's 12.
An orange cat lying on a blue couch.
October 18, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Why does Jake, the largest Animorph, not simply eat the other four?
Lrrr, the ruler of Omicron Persei 8 from the animated television comedy Futurama
September 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
musketeerfox.bsky.social
The Mauser C96 is a very cool looking pistol, but every time I look at one, it seems like the upper is mounted just a little too far forward.
A Mauser C96 pistol with its detachable stock holster below it
September 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Every time
Visibly marginalized person: "I'm being harmed by liberal policies now." Average Democrat: "I just fantasized about Republicans killing you."
August 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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The corner pieces of square cut pizza are really funny.
A very small piece of thin crust pizza sitting on top of a Domino's Pizza medium pizza box.
August 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
musketeerfox.bsky.social
Found this creature inside my fireplace today.
a juvenile house sparrow sitting on an open hand. Estimated value: two in the bush
July 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I found the best deal on Steam
Price of individual products: $39.97 Cost of this package: $54.96
July 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Costco said wash your dick
a container of Clorox wipes and a pump bottle of hand sanitizer sitting on a wire rack with a sign that reads "member sanitation station"
July 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
musketeerfox.bsky.social
what
Wikipedia: "A Boston cream pie is a cake"
July 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Yeah, I'm a monarchist. Love these dudes.
Thirteen monarch butterflies sitting on some kind of tree
July 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Holy shit, they executed John Green
A YouTube thumbnail for a video titled "John Green Eats His Last Meal"
June 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I beat Vampire Survivors
A closeup screenshot of the level bar in the game Vampire Survivors showing level 69
June 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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does it come with the enormous terrifying buttplug?
Another picture of the Phisher-Price ass bed for non-monogamists, but this time with a large object on a bedside table. The object almost but not quite resembles a butt plug.
May 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Is this anything?
Two wojak soldiers with FAMAS rifles and pope hats are saying "We've got you surrounded! Family is based on a union between a man and a woman!" while a manic trollface with an autoloading shotgun hides behind a rectangular object, chanting "I hate the nuclear family! I hate the nuclear family!"
May 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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This game looks promising.
a cropped screenshot of a game on the Google Play Store. The game is called "Last Z: Survival Shooter" and is listed as a 4X game with a 4.6 out of 10 rating. The thumbnail image of the game reads in all caps "Game is fake"
February 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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"1st rule of gun safety: Have one"
January 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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WHY? How can you even navigate your skyline?
A cropped screenshot of a bluesky account's following count, reading 164.6K
January 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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A person labeled "visibly marginalized person" says "I'm being harmed by liberal Democrat policies now." and a second person, labeled "average democrat" replies "I just fantasized about Republicans killing you."
January 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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I am mad as hell and can only express myself through a mildly silly image right now
the stonks meme man wearing a tallit and a kippah, frowning while standing in front of a red-tinted page of Hebrew text with a jagged downward arrow. The text says "not mitzvah"
October 16, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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Danny Devito from the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. A kippah has been photoshopped onto his head and the guns in his hands have been replaced with shofarot. The caption at the bottom says "So anyway, I started blasting"
October 3, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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Homestar Runner and The Cheat in puppet form standing in front of a banner. A star of David has been hastily drawn on Homestar's helmet and the banner has been edited to say "Todosh Hashana is Rosh Hashana"
October 3, 2024 at 1:40 AM
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A man with glasses and messy hair sits in a booth at a coffee shop. A laptop is open on the table in front of him and he is holding a phone, on which he has received a message saying "Excuse my bad breath." A caption at the bottom of the image reads "Murphy can tell the text is from a person who is used to a one on one conversation."
September 29, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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Hey neat, I was in the first quarter million.
September 18, 2024 at 8:08 AM
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Two men in business suits and trilbys waving at each other and shouting "Same dishwasher"
September 14, 2024 at 6:02 AM