Musketeer
@musketeerfox.bsky.social
Please be kind; I have autism and a gun.
Syndicalist. Antifascist. Anticapitalist. Antizionist. Jew. Nerd.
She/They
Syndicalist. Antifascist. Anticapitalist. Antizionist. Jew. Nerd.
She/They
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When people jerk me off, I kill them!
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
When people jerk me off, I kill them!
Is this a satire account? I'm losing my mind.
All I want is a Democrat that wants to beat back large corporations without being a socialist that hates America. Why is this so hard?
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Is this a satire account? I'm losing my mind.
When I first heard about solid fuel rockets as a kid, I imagined them as just incredibly badass upside down candles that burn themselves down to nothing, which would make them ideal for discardable first stage boosters.
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
When I first heard about solid fuel rockets as a kid, I imagined them as just incredibly badass upside down candles that burn themselves down to nothing, which would make them ideal for discardable first stage boosters.
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Okay now that it is seemingly confirmed via datamine stuff and not just folks posting on Twitter:
If/when Harry Potter stuff comes to Fortnite if you are still playing that game I Will Be Judging You. Fortnite is fun. I've enjoyed playing it over the years.
An HP collab is a Hard Out. Don't do it
If/when Harry Potter stuff comes to Fortnite if you are still playing that game I Will Be Judging You. Fortnite is fun. I've enjoyed playing it over the years.
An HP collab is a Hard Out. Don't do it
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Okay now that it is seemingly confirmed via datamine stuff and not just folks posting on Twitter:
If/when Harry Potter stuff comes to Fortnite if you are still playing that game I Will Be Judging You. Fortnite is fun. I've enjoyed playing it over the years.
An HP collab is a Hard Out. Don't do it
If/when Harry Potter stuff comes to Fortnite if you are still playing that game I Will Be Judging You. Fortnite is fun. I've enjoyed playing it over the years.
An HP collab is a Hard Out. Don't do it
I have never once seen a pair of dress shoes that didn't make the wearer look like an asshole.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I have never once seen a pair of dress shoes that didn't make the wearer look like an asshole.
>fire up my PS3 to play some older games
>system update
>wat
>system update
>wat
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
>fire up my PS3 to play some older games
>system update
>wat
>system update
>wat
When talking about the Twelve Days of Christmas, everyone focuses on the excessive number of birds and fails to address the fact that your true love is trafficking lords and ladies.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
When talking about the Twelve Days of Christmas, everyone focuses on the excessive number of birds and fails to address the fact that your true love is trafficking lords and ladies.
Rocky Mountain Oysters
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Rocky Mountain Oysters
I feel like a lot of online video game consumers (not all of whom are "gamers") have a different definition of "RPG" than I do.
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I feel like a lot of online video game consumers (not all of whom are "gamers") have a different definition of "RPG" than I do.
Every few months, Best Buy notices that I haven't bought anything in a while, so they send me a $5 credit. Usually I look for a cheap record that looks good and get a good deal on it, but this time I decided to buy Star Trek: Lower Decks on bluray.
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Every few months, Best Buy notices that I haven't bought anything in a while, so they send me a $5 credit. Usually I look for a cheap record that looks good and get a good deal on it, but this time I decided to buy Star Trek: Lower Decks on bluray.
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liberals conservatives
🤝
pretending MLK
wasn't a socialist
🤝
pretending MLK
wasn't a socialist
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
liberals conservatives
🤝
pretending MLK
wasn't a socialist
🤝
pretending MLK
wasn't a socialist
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Watching a streamer playthrough of CoD:MW2 (2022) and I cannot stop laughing at how fucking stupid Ghost looks.
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Watching a streamer playthrough of CoD:MW2 (2022) and I cannot stop laughing at how fucking stupid Ghost looks.
Go through the checkout line with ten cans of chicken soup, two bags of cough drops, and a bottle of throat numbing spray at 3am and everybody knows what's up.
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Go through the checkout line with ten cans of chicken soup, two bags of cough drops, and a bottle of throat numbing spray at 3am and everybody knows what's up.
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Spike: hey what's the symbol for copper
Jet: "Cu", space cowboy
Jet: "Cu", space cowboy
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Spike: hey what's the symbol for copper
Jet: "Cu", space cowboy
Jet: "Cu", space cowboy
I really liked Shin Godzilla so I thought maybe I should check out Shin Ultraman, but I don't really know much about regular Ultraman, so maybe true Ultraman would be lost on me.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I really liked Shin Godzilla so I thought maybe I should check out Shin Ultraman, but I don't really know much about regular Ultraman, so maybe true Ultraman would be lost on me.
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
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October 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Growing up, I was praised a lot by parents, teachers, etc for my language skills, but the truth is that even to this day, I regularly struggle to find the words and phrases to convey my thoughts and feelings. I often fail, and even more often, I don't even bother to try.
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Growing up, I was praised a lot by parents, teachers, etc for my language skills, but the truth is that even to this day, I regularly struggle to find the words and phrases to convey my thoughts and feelings. I often fail, and even more often, I don't even bother to try.
I have a sex kink. Having sex gets me sexually aroused.
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I have a sex kink. Having sex gets me sexually aroused.
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Dysentery causes oregon failure
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Dysentery causes oregon failure
Just finished reading Becky Chambers' Monk & Robot duology, and they're very good. The ending really hit me where I live. Highly recommend.
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Just finished reading Becky Chambers' Monk & Robot duology, and they're very good. The ending really hit me where I live. Highly recommend.
We've reached the time of year when I get blasted by the setting sun through my car window while picking my partner up from work.
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
We've reached the time of year when I get blasted by the setting sun through my car window while picking my partner up from work.
The US code specifies two militias. The organized militia, which is the National Guard, and the unorganized militia, which is everyone who isn't in the military or National Guard.
I know this may come as a surprise, given US gun culture, but the word "people" there is being used as a collective noun i.e. population as a whole, not individuals. That's why it also talks about a "well regulated militia". 2A envisages something like a state National Guard, not armed individuals.
November 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The US code specifies two militias. The organized militia, which is the National Guard, and the unorganized militia, which is everyone who isn't in the military or National Guard.