Bingo Lingfucker
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Big gay dude in Tampa. Cinephile. Foodie. Strongman. Dog dad. Speedo enthusiast. 80s music aficionado.
Still figuring out what I want this to be.
Still figuring out what I want this to be.
Boogie Nights is one of my all-time favorite movies. I just watched P.T. Anderson’s best movie. Loved this so much. And it probably has the Best car chase film committed to film since Ronin in 1998.
September 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Boogie Nights is one of my all-time favorite movies. I just watched P.T. Anderson’s best movie. Loved this so much. And it probably has the Best car chase film committed to film since Ronin in 1998.
While it felt like a number of plot points were glossed over, I did still really like this. Sally Hawkins is fantastic here.
August 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
While it felt like a number of plot points were glossed over, I did still really like this. Sally Hawkins is fantastic here.
Mixed. Ari Aster can’t tell
a story succinctly, though I appreciate taking the bold choice to confront 2020 and challenging that period of our lives through hindsight. But the first hour is a slog, Emma Stone is utterly unnecessary for the role. Imperfect, but after the first hour, it’s not boring.
a story succinctly, though I appreciate taking the bold choice to confront 2020 and challenging that period of our lives through hindsight. But the first hour is a slog, Emma Stone is utterly unnecessary for the role. Imperfect, but after the first hour, it’s not boring.
July 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Mixed. Ari Aster can’t tell
a story succinctly, though I appreciate taking the bold choice to confront 2020 and challenging that period of our lives through hindsight. But the first hour is a slog, Emma Stone is utterly unnecessary for the role. Imperfect, but after the first hour, it’s not boring.
a story succinctly, though I appreciate taking the bold choice to confront 2020 and challenging that period of our lives through hindsight. But the first hour is a slog, Emma Stone is utterly unnecessary for the role. Imperfect, but after the first hour, it’s not boring.
Overall, I liked Friendship. Have to be able to laugh at cringeworthy social awkwardness. A little uncomfortable, but appreciated it for that.
Magazine Dreams: incel exploration is a genre I’ve had enough of. I feel like there’s no shortage of character studies into the mind of loners who snap.
Magazine Dreams: incel exploration is a genre I’ve had enough of. I feel like there’s no shortage of character studies into the mind of loners who snap.
June 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Overall, I liked Friendship. Have to be able to laugh at cringeworthy social awkwardness. A little uncomfortable, but appreciated it for that.
Magazine Dreams: incel exploration is a genre I’ve had enough of. I feel like there’s no shortage of character studies into the mind of loners who snap.
Magazine Dreams: incel exploration is a genre I’ve had enough of. I feel like there’s no shortage of character studies into the mind of loners who snap.
I don’t say this as a bad thing, but it’s not exactly what I was expecting. It’s an entirely different story set in this universe. Also, it’s the first of a planned trilogy, so it’s hard to judge as a standalone film. But would I see the next installment? Yes.
June 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I don’t say this as a bad thing, but it’s not exactly what I was expecting. It’s an entirely different story set in this universe. Also, it’s the first of a planned trilogy, so it’s hard to judge as a standalone film. But would I see the next installment? Yes.
Wishing a terrible birthday to Felonious Chunk.
June 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Wishing a terrible birthday to Felonious Chunk.
Loved the shit out of this. So much of his story was hidden by the character. Complex guy who made a fascinating documentary subject.
May 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Loved the shit out of this. So much of his story was hidden by the character. Complex guy who made a fascinating documentary subject.
Kylie Minogue’s Orlando concert was fantastic. Wasn’t sure what to expect but left impressed.
April 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Kylie Minogue’s Orlando concert was fantastic. Wasn’t sure what to expect but left impressed.
If you find yourself in Orlando, prioritize a visit to Kaya. Elevated Filipino cuisine, and it’s fucking outstanding.
April 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If you find yourself in Orlando, prioritize a visit to Kaya. Elevated Filipino cuisine, and it’s fucking outstanding.
Today I learned the actor who plays Greg on White Lotus also played Laszlo the guy who lives in the closet in Real Genius.
April 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Today I learned the actor who plays Greg on White Lotus also played Laszlo the guy who lives in the closet in Real Genius.
Have a sneaking suspicion that every gay dude who adopts a dog in the next six months will name her Piper just so they can all run around the dog park saying “Piiiiper Noooo!!!”
March 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Have a sneaking suspicion that every gay dude who adopts a dog in the next six months will name her Piper just so they can all run around the dog park saying “Piiiiper Noooo!!!”
Aww, man. RIP Gene Hackman. Big part so many movies I’ve loved from The Poseidon Adventure to the French Connection to The Birdcage to The Conversation.
February 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Aww, man. RIP Gene Hackman. Big part so many movies I’ve loved from The Poseidon Adventure to the French Connection to The Birdcage to The Conversation.
Are there really people who DoorDash filet mignons?
February 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Are there really people who DoorDash filet mignons?
This was fantastic. Pretty firmly in my top 3 of 2024. Easily my vote for the foreign language Oscar of the nominees I’ve seen.
February 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This was fantastic. Pretty firmly in my top 3 of 2024. Easily my vote for the foreign language Oscar of the nominees I’ve seen.
Lazy day on the couch. Day 1 of the post-holiday diet. Flow was enjoyable. Longlegs held my attention, but frustratingly dumb.
February 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Lazy day on the couch. Day 1 of the post-holiday diet. Flow was enjoyable. Longlegs held my attention, but frustratingly dumb.
Did not see a Robyn and David Byrne collab coming, but I’m here for it.
February 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Did not see a Robyn and David Byrne collab coming, but I’m here for it.
This year’s nominees for the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame… Of this bunch, gimme Cyndi Lauper, Joy Division/New Order, Soundgarden, Outkast and White Stripes, I guess.
I recognize Mariah is getting in, but she’s just not my jam.
I recognize Mariah is getting in, but she’s just not my jam.
February 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This year’s nominees for the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame… Of this bunch, gimme Cyndi Lauper, Joy Division/New Order, Soundgarden, Outkast and White Stripes, I guess.
I recognize Mariah is getting in, but she’s just not my jam.
I recognize Mariah is getting in, but she’s just not my jam.
Normal people are watching the Super Bowl. I watched the documentary about a guy who got his dick cut off in a robbery.
February 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Normal people are watching the Super Bowl. I watched the documentary about a guy who got his dick cut off in a robbery.
Went in with zero expectations, but I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. Also, Bill Pullman‘s son looks better in a pair of briefs than I thought.
February 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Went in with zero expectations, but I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. Also, Bill Pullman‘s son looks better in a pair of briefs than I thought.
“He makes you look like an ass is what he does.”
- Me, channeling Edie when hearing a game show host supporter speak.
- Me, channeling Edie when hearing a game show host supporter speak.
January 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“He makes you look like an ass is what he does.”
- Me, channeling Edie when hearing a game show host supporter speak.
- Me, channeling Edie when hearing a game show host supporter speak.
Feel like this was a 7.5-8/10 for me. Brody’s very good. Film is well made, but doesn’t feel essential to me. Glad I saw it in theaters. I would have been too distracted at home.
January 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Feel like this was a 7.5-8/10 for me. Brody’s very good. Film is well made, but doesn’t feel essential to me. Glad I saw it in theaters. I would have been too distracted at home.
Eager to get back to throwing stones again. Stones and kegs are my favorite.
January 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Eager to get back to throwing stones again. Stones and kegs are my favorite.
Sure, Florida has its issues, but I can still wear my sluttiest gym shorts to the dog park in January, so there’s that.
January 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Sure, Florida has its issues, but I can still wear my sluttiest gym shorts to the dog park in January, so there’s that.