Muscle Bear Matt
@musclebearmatt.com
Matt from Pittsburgh
40-something
Gym pics, Quotable quotes, Thoughts and opinions
🏡 Pittsburgh, PA
🏳️🌈🏋🏻♂️💻🎮📺📽️🍨🐕
https://musclebearmatt.com/
40-something
Gym pics, Quotable quotes, Thoughts and opinions
🏡 Pittsburgh, PA
🏳️🌈🏋🏻♂️💻🎮📺📽️🍨🐕
https://musclebearmatt.com/
Oh look! An exciting new way to deceive anyone wanting to pay extra in between their automatic payments into not actually paying extra and staying in debt longer!
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Oh look! An exciting new way to deceive anyone wanting to pay extra in between their automatic payments into not actually paying extra and staying in debt longer!
For the longest time, when opening a new contact lens box, this perforation would never tear, and I'd end up with shreds of paperboard stringing between the two halves of the seam. So... a perfect tear is good luck... So I shall have 45 days of good luck and clear vision.
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
For the longest time, when opening a new contact lens box, this perforation would never tear, and I'd end up with shreds of paperboard stringing between the two halves of the seam. So... a perfect tear is good luck... So I shall have 45 days of good luck and clear vision.
'tis the season where the neighborhood completely and egregiously ignores everything about outdoor electrical safety in the name of temporarily putting lighting and an array of ridiculous animatronic inflatables on the lawn while simultaneously electrifying any wet grass and puddles in the area 🫠
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
'tis the season where the neighborhood completely and egregiously ignores everything about outdoor electrical safety in the name of temporarily putting lighting and an array of ridiculous animatronic inflatables on the lawn while simultaneously electrifying any wet grass and puddles in the area 🫠
What a fun way to spend a Saturday night. Now hopefully my infotainment system will stop crashing every few minutes when I use my wireless dongle.
October 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
What a fun way to spend a Saturday night. Now hopefully my infotainment system will stop crashing every few minutes when I use my wireless dongle.
It's like a Rorschach test but you can drink it afterwards.
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It's like a Rorschach test but you can drink it afterwards.
... because I could.
October 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
... because I could.
I need a photographer to walk around behind me saying things like "Hey, lean on your arm like that again for a second."
September 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I need a photographer to walk around behind me saying things like "Hey, lean on your arm like that again for a second."
The new office has a view
August 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The new office has a view
Visiting my favorite bars after work 💪🏻
July 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Visiting my favorite bars after work 💪🏻
Video taken by my coach earlier this week. Hard to believe I couldn't do these at all a year ago. This was my third set, I think? 💪🏻
July 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Video taken by my coach earlier this week. Hard to believe I couldn't do these at all a year ago. This was my third set, I think? 💪🏻
I want to sign up for Grindr so I can use this as my picture... but I'd hate the messages I'd get so it's only fun from a word play perspective.
Now I need to find some beans to load it with ... err ... 🤦🏻♂️
Now I need to find some beans to load it with ... err ... 🤦🏻♂️
July 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I want to sign up for Grindr so I can use this as my picture... but I'd hate the messages I'd get so it's only fun from a word play perspective.
Now I need to find some beans to load it with ... err ... 🤦🏻♂️
Now I need to find some beans to load it with ... err ... 🤦🏻♂️
Got a much needed new chair over the weekend. It's seems like it's missing something. No sound effects. My old one used to creak and pop a lot. Maybe I need a whoopee cushion or something? 🤔
June 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Got a much needed new chair over the weekend. It's seems like it's missing something. No sound effects. My old one used to creak and pop a lot. Maybe I need a whoopee cushion or something? 🤔
I might be a little bit of a fan of Elderbrook.
Also, YouTube Music is telling me it knows what I listened to last summer.
Also, YouTube Music is telling me it knows what I listened to last summer.
May 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I might be a little bit of a fan of Elderbrook.
Also, YouTube Music is telling me it knows what I listened to last summer.
Also, YouTube Music is telling me it knows what I listened to last summer.
I guess this is my new back squat 1 RM. 🥵
140 kg ≈ 300 lbs
Didn't think I had quite that much in me!
140 kg ≈ 300 lbs
Didn't think I had quite that much in me!
April 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I guess this is my new back squat 1 RM. 🥵
140 kg ≈ 300 lbs
Didn't think I had quite that much in me!
140 kg ≈ 300 lbs
Didn't think I had quite that much in me!
Wow. My car is this many miles old. That's a lot.
April 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Wow. My car is this many miles old. That's a lot.
What is this? Some kind of joke?
April 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
What is this? Some kind of joke?
I like having all the little denominations so I can feel more comfortable pushing when I'm not totally feeling it
March 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I like having all the little denominations so I can feel more comfortable pushing when I'm not totally feeling it
Hi. Here's me feeling pumped and awkward at the gym because I haven't posted anything in weeks.
March 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hi. Here's me feeling pumped and awkward at the gym because I haven't posted anything in weeks.
It's hard to tell how bad this cut is because I found the perfectly sized clear bandage to cover it, but this one might be the one that makes me stop shaving my head with a blade.
March 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
It's hard to tell how bad this cut is because I found the perfectly sized clear bandage to cover it, but this one might be the one that makes me stop shaving my head with a blade.
I keep forgetting to post this really nice selfie I sent to my bestie last Wednesday because I haven't thought of a sufficiently witty comment about why I'm wearing my glasses.
March 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I keep forgetting to post this really nice selfie I sent to my bestie last Wednesday because I haven't thought of a sufficiently witty comment about why I'm wearing my glasses.