Mary Stoffel
@murrinated.bsky.social
Surviving this hellscape with animals, economics, reality tv, gardening, and DC sports
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5 years ago today
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
5 years ago today
I never need an excuse to watch First Wives Club but I’ll watch it for the hundredth time tonight in honor of Diane Keaton. 😢
October 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I never need an excuse to watch First Wives Club but I’ll watch it for the hundredth time tonight in honor of Diane Keaton. 😢
@eitmonline.bsky.social what number is *Nsync’s No Strings Attached tour? Gotta be pretty high, right? 😉
September 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social what number is *Nsync’s No Strings Attached tour? Gotta be pretty high, right? 😉
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It's a tragically unjust world where Theo Huxtable dies before Cliff.
RIP Malcom-Jamal Warner
RIP Malcom-Jamal Warner
July 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It's a tragically unjust world where Theo Huxtable dies before Cliff.
RIP Malcom-Jamal Warner
RIP Malcom-Jamal Warner
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Very sad and shocking. If you're a certain age, this hits hard. We grew up with "Theo". First primetime show for many and first celebrity crush for many too. He was such a talented actor and likeable guy. RIP.
Malcolm-Jamal Warner has died, according to multiple reports. He was 54
Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Who Played Son Theo on The Cosby Show, Dies at 54
Malcolm-Jamal Warner has died, PEOPLE confirms. The actor, who played Theo on 'The Cosby Show,' was 54.
people.com
July 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Very sad and shocking. If you're a certain age, this hits hard. We grew up with "Theo". First primetime show for many and first celebrity crush for many too. He was such a talented actor and likeable guy. RIP.
I was obsessed with Nip/Tuck back in the day. So sad to hear this news.
July 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I was obsessed with Nip/Tuck back in the day. So sad to hear this news.
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So, Christian Troy was a total bastard.
...but he was one of my faves because Julian McMahon made it impossible for him not to be.
Same goes for Cole on Charmed.
I am. Sad.
deadline.com/2025/07/juli...
...but he was one of my faves because Julian McMahon made it impossible for him not to be.
Same goes for Cole on Charmed.
I am. Sad.
deadline.com/2025/07/juli...
Julian McMahon Dies: ‘Nip/Tuck’, ‘Fantastic Four’, ‘FBI: Most Wanted’ Star Was 56
Australian actor Julian McMahon, known for his roles in Nip/Tuck, Charmed, Fantastic Four died July 2 after a private battle with cancer.
deadline.com
July 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So, Christian Troy was a total bastard.
...but he was one of my faves because Julian McMahon made it impossible for him not to be.
Same goes for Cole on Charmed.
I am. Sad.
deadline.com/2025/07/juli...
...but he was one of my faves because Julian McMahon made it impossible for him not to be.
Same goes for Cole on Charmed.
I am. Sad.
deadline.com/2025/07/juli...
@eitmonline.bsky.social is Spike coming to rep Continues Arcade?!?!
May 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social is Spike coming to rep Continues Arcade?!?!
@eitmonline.bsky.social “exCUSE me!!” -Elliot, ever single day
May 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social “exCUSE me!!” -Elliot, ever single day
@eitmonline.bsky.social the meds shut off the “food noise” and it’s miraculous.
No side effects here.
No side effects here.
May 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social the meds shut off the “food noise” and it’s miraculous.
No side effects here.
No side effects here.
Is the world a dumpster fire? Yes.
But is there also a man named Walton Goggins with a line of glasses called Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses? Also yes.
I think about the goggle glasses more than I care to admit.
But is there also a man named Walton Goggins with a line of glasses called Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses? Also yes.
I think about the goggle glasses more than I care to admit.
May 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Is the world a dumpster fire? Yes.
But is there also a man named Walton Goggins with a line of glasses called Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses? Also yes.
I think about the goggle glasses more than I care to admit.
But is there also a man named Walton Goggins with a line of glasses called Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses? Also yes.
I think about the goggle glasses more than I care to admit.
@eitmonline.bsky.social *whispers* I have a permanent towel warmer [and heated floors.] Can’t hide money 🤣
April 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social *whispers* I have a permanent towel warmer [and heated floors.] Can’t hide money 🤣
@eitmonline.bsky.social took a shower this morning. Had to warm up my shoulders and neck before washing my hair so I didn’t strain my neck.
April 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social took a shower this morning. Had to warm up my shoulders and neck before washing my hair so I didn’t strain my neck.
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
April 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
@eitmonline.bsky.social I don’t think I’d ever knowingly had food poisoning… until last month. Oysters from J. Gilbert’s got me and my friend.
April 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
@eitmonline.bsky.social I don’t think I’d ever knowingly had food poisoning… until last month. Oysters from J. Gilbert’s got me and my friend.
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severance finale - if tramell tillman doesn't get every single award, I'll be fucking mad
March 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
severance finale - if tramell tillman doesn't get every single award, I'll be fucking mad
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give tramell tillman all the awards idgaf
March 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
give tramell tillman all the awards idgaf
I’m about to make it my full time job to ensure this man gets his flowers.
TRAMELL TILLMAN TELL ME WHICH HBCU YOU WENT TO RIGHT NEOOOOWWWW
March 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’m about to make it my full time job to ensure this man gets his flowers.
Anyone else still scrolling TikTok? Can’t comment, like, join lives, etc. but I can still scroll the FYP. Obviously, I can’t go to sleep because I’ll never be able to get back in 😢
January 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Anyone else still scrolling TikTok? Can’t comment, like, join lives, etc. but I can still scroll the FYP. Obviously, I can’t go to sleep because I’ll never be able to get back in 😢
Noooo!
I don’t know why, but I’m still gonna hold out hope 🤞
I don’t know why, but I’m still gonna hold out hope 🤞
The Supreme Court ruled on Friday that the federal government can legally shut down TikTok in the U.S., delivering a stunning blow to the viral video app used by about half of Americans.
www.npr.org/2025/01/17/n...
www.npr.org/2025/01/17/n...
Supreme Court upholds TikTok ban, threatening app's existence in the U.S.
The decision resolves a long-running legal dispute between the Department of Justice and TikTok. But experts say President-elect Donald Trump will now have considerable sway over the platform's future...
www.npr.org
January 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Noooo!
I don’t know why, but I’m still gonna hold out hope 🤞
I don’t know why, but I’m still gonna hold out hope 🤞
Goodbye little Baby Tooth! Thank you for putting in 30 years of overtime service.
Sure, your colleague is staying on for the greater good but we won’t hold your departure against you.
Your presence will be sorely missed!
Sure, your colleague is staying on for the greater good but we won’t hold your departure against you.
Your presence will be sorely missed!
January 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Goodbye little Baby Tooth! Thank you for putting in 30 years of overtime service.
Sure, your colleague is staying on for the greater good but we won’t hold your departure against you.
Your presence will be sorely missed!
Sure, your colleague is staying on for the greater good but we won’t hold your departure against you.
Your presence will be sorely missed!
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Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson
December 4, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson
How terribly sad!
If you’re struggling, call or text 988 to talk to someone.
If you’re struggling, call or text 988 to talk to someone.
Matt Byars, who famously accompanied Karen Huger to her press conference during Season 3, has sadly passed away #RHOP
November 23, 2024 at 2:21 PM
How terribly sad!
If you’re struggling, call or text 988 to talk to someone.
If you’re struggling, call or text 988 to talk to someone.
I’ve seen a lot of test turkeys in my feed ahead of Thanksgiving. Folks absolutely nailing the prep, temp, and perfectly browned skin, only to butcher the carving (pun intended.)
You need to remove the whole breast first and then slice!
www.americastestkitchen.com/cookscountry...
You need to remove the whole breast first and then slice!
www.americastestkitchen.com/cookscountry...
How to Carve a Turkey Like a Pro | Cook's Country
First time breaking down a turkey? Have no fear. Click through for step-by-step instructions and our video.
www.americastestkitchen.com
November 19, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I’ve seen a lot of test turkeys in my feed ahead of Thanksgiving. Folks absolutely nailing the prep, temp, and perfectly browned skin, only to butcher the carving (pun intended.)
You need to remove the whole breast first and then slice!
www.americastestkitchen.com/cookscountry...
You need to remove the whole breast first and then slice!
www.americastestkitchen.com/cookscountry...