GOD DAMNIT! Why couldn’t the guy posting Muppet history on Twitter be fucking normal and not sexually harass people.

Donating to this patreon was like buying subway from 2000 to 2015! Indirectly funding bad shit.

Nah wait. It’s good again.

There’s an epidemic on Twitter and it’s the first time I’ve thought about leaving it for real

Good Friday- Sad, about a dude getting absolutely fucked up

Easter Sunday - Dude wakes up and people question whether he was dead at all

Easter Saturday - JESUS IN HELL BUSTING DOWN DOORS AND KICKING THE DEVIL’S ASS

I just joined and I’m catching strays! What the fuck is this!

Rate my ramen!

Since there’s no one here, I’m going to just steal things from Twitter and post them as my own.