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Murphis
@murphis.bsky.social
Oi eh?
Computer, show me Lincoln’s Gettysburg address but replace every “s” with “$”.

Computer: “Four $core and $even year$ ago…”
a man driving a car with the words " i gotta figure out how to make money on this !! "
ALT: a man driving a car with the words " i gotta figure out how to make money on this !! "
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December 5, 2024 at 4:49 AM
GOD DAMNIT! Why couldn’t the guy posting Muppet history on Twitter be fucking normal and not sexually harass people.

Donating to this patreon was like buying subway from 2000 to 2015! Indirectly funding bad shit.
December 3, 2024 at 1:15 AM
There’s an epidemic on Twitter and it’s the first time I’ve thought about leaving it for real
April 23, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I can’t leave twitter. That’s where the lady who poses nude tells me to put in my footy tips
April 5, 2024 at 11:06 AM
Fuck the Bombers
April 5, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Fuck the Bombers
March 23, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Rate my ramen!
March 20, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Since there’s no one here, I’m going to just steal things from Twitter and post them as my own.
March 20, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Is this the good Twitter knockoff?
March 20, 2024 at 4:50 AM