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Executive Malfunction, card carrying Antifa™️🐸🥪
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murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Good lord
Gravy time
Gimme
Early caturday by a few minutes
#cats #caturday #fuckice
2 cats giving the gravy stare
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Lolololol
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November 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
I keep thinking that if we had a million dollars a day to work with for the next several millennia we would make damn fucking sure our entire species had the lowest 2 Maslow levels and then work on the next 2.

These ghouls are not like us
Maslow’s pyramid of human needs Self-actualization: achieving one's full potential, including creative activities Esteem needs: prestige and feeling of accomplishment Belongingness and love needs: intimate relationships, friends Safety needs: security, safety Physiological needs: food, water, warmth, rest Self-fulfillment -needs Psychological needs Basic needs
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
what is going on here
George Santos’ butt in exceedingly ill-fitting chinos
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Wonderwood Springs N PDX
Free meal, mini golf, more for SNAP recipients
Free meals, miniature golf and aquarium visits for those losing SNAP benefits. No questions asked. Just let staff know at The Portland Aquarium for free access. Let staff know at Wonderwood Mini-Golf for free golf. Let staff know at Wonderwood Springs to see our offerings for this free meal. @theportlandaquarium @wonderwoodsprings WRDER WOOD PORTLAND, OREGON WOIDER WoOD @SPRINGS SNAP SUPPORTE FREE MEALS AND DRINKS MAGIC WO DERWOOD MiNi-G®LF! SNAP SUPPORT: FREE MINI-GOLF PORTLAND QUARUM SNAP SUPPORT: FREE AQUARIUM ADMISSION
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
#caturday
This is Frances, greatest cat who ever lived, RIP, circa 2008 modeling the E-Z dog dryer, which I got at a rummage sale for 25 cents
Frances the tabby and white cat, modeling the E-Z dog dryer, which is a pink, floral patterned plastic suit you put on your wet dog then attach to a blow dryer to dry said wet dog Drawing of a poodle in the EZ dog dryer on the insert in the package EZDD came in; EASY DOG DRYER KIT now lets you give your pet that loving care by fast drying after his bath. Kit fits all hair dryers. Covers come in red or green plaid or white flowered plastic. Small, medium or large sizes for only $8.95 included. Please state color & size. 90053. The EZ dog dryer box with poodle drawing again on a red square E•Z DOG DRYER FITS ALL MAKES AND MODELS OF HAIR DRYERS
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Oh my god

Infuse the elegance of Trump in your next event

Trump will take your event to next level luxury

All for sale at trumpstore along with hats, tchotchkes, shampoo and our nation’s dignity
Page from online Trump store shows overdone dining room with chandeliers Text says 11:24 = 1 Siere → MP Q COLLECTIONS GOLF HOME & SPA MEN INFUSE THE ELEGANCE OF TRUMP IN YOUR NEXT EVENT From drinkware and entertaining accents, to apparel and memorabilia, the elegance of 0 Trump will take your event to the next level luxury
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Looky! You can get your very own Trump terry bath robe for just $325 from the official trump store and pretend the splendor
Trump store selling bathrobe for $325 Marble-assaulted bathroom with t$325 trump robe
October 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Memories from Halloween 2021
Photo of 4 Jack o lanterns on front steps of a house, Halloween 2021. 3 of them are wearing masks and look healthy. One has no mask and is rotting and moldy looking
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
My octogenarian mother left something for me to pick up at her back door. Also at her back door:
Monster centipede like creature on the stucco wall next to mom’s back door.
October 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
gopuff SNAP SNAP benefits may pause in November. We're here to help. Gopuff is offering $50 in FREE groceries per SNAP EBT customer in November. Committing up to $10 million in total relief. gopuf
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Wow just saw an old relic from less than a year ago with the message that Kamala Harris will take all of your basic life necessities and leave you miserable and with nothing
Anti Kamala Harris showing her at an apparent Soviet rally with hammer/sickle imagery, looking dimwitted, with a big sign that says “you will own nothing and have JOY”
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Add Laughing Planet and 4 others to the OregonLive list below
Laughing Planet Laughing Planet, which was locations throughout the state, is offering kid and adult meals for free to help feed people losing benefits. Just ask for a "kid SNAP" or "adult SNAP" meal or both.
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Nan’s is in Happy Valley and taking donations to help feed more people.❤️
Nan's Taqueria Nan's Taqueria (15640 S.E. Happy Valley Town Center Drive, Happy Valley) is making meals for anyone who asks. A little less than a week ago, the taqueria posted on TikTok about making meals for people in need. Already, said Miranda Luis-Silva, who opened the taco shop just last month, 24 families have been fed. "It's way more meals now," Luis-Silva said. She is giving people boxes full of food and supplies. People are donating to her at her shop but also sending money through Venmo at @miranda-silva82. Those in need of help can email nanstaqueria@gmail.com.
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
wo Can uesday Neighbors HELPING NEIGHBORS A project of Positive Charge! PDX PositiveChargePDX.org/Two-Can-Tuesday COLLECTING OVER 162,000 LBS OF FOOD & HYGIENE PRODUCTS SINCE JUNE 2020 SNAP BENEFITS for countless individuals and families around Portland may soon end, leaving them hungry and struggling. WANT AN EASY WAY TO HELP? BINS ARE ALREADY IN PLACE FOR DONATING FOOD, HYGIENE PRODUCTS, AND HOUSEHOLD PRODUCTS AT THESE LOCATIONS: Basics Market in Hillsdale Butterfly Effect Art Space in Multnomah Village Driftwood Coffee on SW Vermont Garden Home Community Library (SW) KinderSpirit Preschool (SW) Honey Latte Cafe (SE) Midland Library (SE) Nonperishable food & hygiene items are delivered weekly to: NEIGHBORHOOD HOUSE CATHOLIC CHARITIES REFUGEE SERVICES POSITIVE CHARGE/PDX AMPLIFYING KINDNESS PositiveChargePDX.org FREE TO ALL, NO QUESTIONS ASKED Rain or Shine Year Round Chicken Soup FREE FOOD MARKET Great Food Selection! 1-3pm Fridays Jefferson High School Corner of N Commercial & N Alberta South Field Behind Building Questions? board@demosptsa.org F US FIRST OREGON FOOD GIVEAWAY DATES AND TIMES FIRST COME FIRST SERVED MONDAYS 6PM- RICHMOND LEARNING CENTER 8PM ONLY 18531 E BURNSIDE ST TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS ONLY WOODY GUTHRIE PLACE COMMUNITY ROOM 6PM-8PM 5800 SE 91ST AVE PORTLAND OREGON 97266 THURSDAYS LOVE IS STRONGER 6PM- 8PM 9101 SE FOSTER RD PORTLAND OREGON ONLY 97266 INFO WEBSITE WWW.USFIRSTOREGON.ORG PHONE 971-998-7835 EMAIL SHAMEKIA@USFIRSTOREGON.ORG BRING YOUR OWN BAGS F
October 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Please consider joining me in sending Wikipedia $3 a month + $.35 for fees. It adds up if enough of us do it and the alternative is bleak
Wikimedia Foundation Oct 24 Thank you for your monthly gift, A here's your receipt. We couldn't do this without you. •••
October 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
she is so jealous
Gray tabby cat looks extremely confused by the squirrel in the transparent feeder stuck to the window just behind her head
October 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Shameless amoral lying hoarding trolls:

Official USDA site blaming lack of food for mothers and babies on Dems’ funding of “illegal aliens and gender mutilation procedures”
fns.usda.gov + + Senate Democrats have now voted 12 times to not fund the food stamp program, also known as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). Bottom line, the well has run dry. At this time, there will be no benefits issued November 01. We are approaching an inflection point for Senate Democrats. They can continue to hold out for healthcare for illegal aliens and gender mutilation procedures or reopen the government so mothers, babies, and the most vulnerable among us can receive critical nutrition assistance. USDA Food and Nutrition Service U.S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE MENU Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) HOME > PROGRAMS > SNAP Putting Healthy Food within Reach for Those in Need
October 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Still at it
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Baby girl who’s 12 months going on 40 is not having this nonsense
October 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Thanks
The blonde cousinittish creature upon enlargement appears to have a human nose,and, in lieu of the standard walrusian tusks, uncentered upper and lower fangs
October 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Psycho killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est?
Supermarket shelves with dozens of bottles of Fa shower gel in many colts and styles. Text reads Psycho Killer Qu’est-ce Que c’est (From Talking Heads song Psycho Killer)
October 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
You’ve seen those medieval drawings of exotic animals that the cloistered artists had clearly never seen. I got curious if they ever attempted the walrus, and yes, yes they did. The two most realistic:
Medieval depiction of a walrus by someone who clearly never beheld an actual walrus. Looks like a friendly, benign Seussian lioncamel: yellow, hairy and smiling welcomingly Another walrus, ostensibly. This one’s face looks like an ancient sea turtle crossed with a small yappy dog. The impossibly positioned tusks give the impression that the walrus is consuming a whole bunny rabbit and has so far swallowed all but its ears
October 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Some day my prince will come
Old timey drawing of a nutty looking misshapen monster troll of sorts with bulging eye messy hair tusks and unbuttoned collar coming to his beloved in a cake-induced night sweat
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
murkylurkyturkey.bsky.social
Great Uncle Whiskers Admiration Post for Caturday
#caturday
#pdx
#fuckice
A stripy cat in a cat tower cube is staring at a white vampire rage teapot with a bizarre bad painting of a cat in a purple turban. Shriners? Closeup of weirdly painted Uncle Whiskers in purple Shriners? Turban
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM