me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

thinking of the guy at the end of Ivan Denisovich who refuses to be made to eat like an animal, sitting straight backed and dignified, calmly carrying each spoonful of gruel to his mouth, because I’m doing the exact opposite with this ramen rn

made ramen