MURIEL THOMPSON
murielthompson.bsky.social
MURIEL THOMPSON
@murielthompson.bsky.social
i love abba
my husband peter used to drive trains
ive just had the weirdest experience where someone who looked like a woman showed me their penis and I don’t know what to do about this the person who did it to me is called @laurensworld1.bsky.social
all the best muriel
February 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
just had the police at my door because apparently some children were maimed climbing over my wall they are trying to take me in for an interview but my husband peter won’t let them because he was high up in chain of command driving train if these little bastard want to encroach on my property 1/2
February 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i fell over today trying to get up off the toilet and nobody found me for 3 hours i was just left lying there with my knickers around my ankles my husband peter couldnt hear me shout because he was too busy with his model trains the useless sack of shit
all the best muriel
February 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Reposted by MURIEL THOMPSON
Some little shits have taken to using my wall as a goal for their stupid games and keep kicking their ball in my garden then they climb over and take it back I have now superglued some broken bottles to the top of my wall lets see the little fuckers try it again
all the best muriel
February 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Some little shits have taken to using my wall as a goal for their stupid games and keep kicking their ball in my garden then they climb over and take it back I have now superglued some broken bottles to the top of my wall lets see the little fuckers try it again
all the best muriel
February 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I went to book my funeral today and they offered me a payment plan what is the point in that i could be dead before i finish paying it off the stupid fuckers
all the best muriel
February 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
just got back from bingo and watched tourists who never come win the house again i am going to have a word with the fuckers if this happens again i have been going there for 50years the bingo is mine you cheating wankers
all the best muriel
February 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Reposted by MURIEL THOMPSON
my bins have been emptied now no thanks to any of you bastards who didnt help me
February 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
my bins have been emptied now no thanks to any of you bastards who didnt help me
February 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
beryl can you put my irish lottery on when you go to the shops later i wont have time because brenda is cutting my hair
all the best muriel
February 13, 2025 at 10:46 AM
heinz beans are 1.55 for a tin in sainsburys my husband peter will starve to death at those prices it was his favourite meal when he used to drive trains
February 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
im going to have words with the committee at bingo on friday the cheating cunts always have the same people winning
February 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
why isnt anyone helping me with my bins
February 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
local council number for my bins
February 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
my bins werent emptied today you thieving cunts i want my council tax back
February 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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THANK YOU DEAR
LOVE BERYL
February 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
why cant i find abba here
February 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
who would win in a fight between alan titchmarsh and agnetha fältskog
February 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
trevor i need the fucking keys i know you have them you lying cunt beryl told me
February 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM