ive just had the weirdest experience where someone who looked like a woman showed me their penis and I don’t know what to do about this the person who did it to me is called @laurensworld1.bsky.social
all the best muriel

just had the police at my door because apparently some children were maimed climbing over my wall they are trying to take me in for an interview but my husband peter won’t let them because he was high up in chain of command driving train if these little bastard want to encroach on my property 1/2

i fell over today trying to get up off the toilet and nobody found me for 3 hours i was just left lying there with my knickers around my ankles my husband peter couldnt hear me shout because he was too busy with his model trains the useless sack of shit
all the best muriel

Some little shits have taken to using my wall as a goal for their stupid games and keep kicking their ball in my garden then they climb over and take it back I have now superglued some broken bottles to the top of my wall lets see the little fuckers try it again
all the best muriel

Some little shits have taken to using my wall as a goal for their stupid games and keep kicking their ball in my garden then they climb over and take it back I have now superglued some broken bottles to the top of my wall lets see the little fuckers try it again
all the best muriel

I went to book my funeral today and they offered me a payment plan what is the point in that i could be dead before i finish paying it off the stupid fuckers
all the best muriel

just got back from bingo and watched tourists who never come win the house again i am going to have a word with the fuckers if this happens again i have been going there for 50years the bingo is mine you cheating wankers
all the best muriel

my bins have been emptied now no thanks to any of you bastards who didnt help me

my bins have been emptied now no thanks to any of you bastards who didnt help me

beryl can you put my irish lottery on when you go to the shops later i wont have time because brenda is cutting my hair
all the best muriel

heinz beans are 1.55 for a tin in sainsburys my husband peter will starve to death at those prices it was his favourite meal when he used to drive trains

im going to have words with the committee at bingo on friday the cheating cunts always have the same people winning

why isnt anyone helping me with my bins

local council number for my bins

my bins werent emptied today you thieving cunts i want my council tax back

THANK YOU DEAR
LOVE BERYL

why cant i find abba here

who would win in a fight between alan titchmarsh and agnetha fältskog

trevor i need the fucking keys i know you have them you lying cunt beryl told me