Murder Lizard
@murderlizard.bsky.social
Usually up to shenanigans but open to other options. Qld Agnostic. Melbourne cynic. Political, antifascist positive. Shouty, sometimes sweary.
Hahahaha. Thats beautiful
October 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Hahahaha. Thats beautiful
It’s nude. THE TOASTER HAS NO CLOTHES ON
October 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
It’s nude. THE TOASTER HAS NO CLOTHES ON
Getting dumplings in Wagga, it’s pretty obvious from the image.
September 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Getting dumplings in Wagga, it’s pretty obvious from the image.
I also bought epsom salts. Fucking useless advice. I now use it as fabric softener
September 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I also bought epsom salts. Fucking useless advice. I now use it as fabric softener
It’s kinda nice to lift others, it unintentionally lifts ourselves. The cats still pissed.
September 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
It’s kinda nice to lift others, it unintentionally lifts ourselves. The cats still pissed.
Just any old thing will do. Tv remote controls. Zippers on jeans. Dishwashing liquid. Grass. All cause autism. Oxygen also.
September 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Just any old thing will do. Tv remote controls. Zippers on jeans. Dishwashing liquid. Grass. All cause autism. Oxygen also.
It’s hard to fill your bucket and empty it at the same time. The cat is beyond furious. Put the cat in the bucket and call it an achievement.
September 22, 2025 at 10:03 AM
It’s hard to fill your bucket and empty it at the same time. The cat is beyond furious. Put the cat in the bucket and call it an achievement.
Hunting for things now entirely influenced by cat couture
September 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hunting for things now entirely influenced by cat couture
I know of one up in Maleny, I’ve never seen one. It’s Australia’s version of a unicorn. So lucky.
September 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I know of one up in Maleny, I’ve never seen one. It’s Australia’s version of a unicorn. So lucky.
Equally educational 🤣
September 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Equally educational 🤣
Oh my god that’s so fucking awesome!
September 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Oh my god that’s so fucking awesome!
Oh that’s very cool, I wondered if it had been farm cleared in the past but naturally occurring, It would have a great history. And a platypus, they’re fussy.
September 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Oh that’s very cool, I wondered if it had been farm cleared in the past but naturally occurring, It would have a great history. And a platypus, they’re fussy.
Is that how it is naturally? No plants stabilising the edges? We could do with some rain. Tanks are v low.
September 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Is that how it is naturally? No plants stabilising the edges? We could do with some rain. Tanks are v low.
Now to find its lid. Also top score
September 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Now to find its lid. Also top score
Not even something worth putting on a resume.
September 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Not even something worth putting on a resume.
I tried to think of it as if I was offered a pay rise if I quit.
September 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I tried to think of it as if I was offered a pay rise if I quit.
I’m about the same. I used to get a chest infection every year without fail. Not to mention a packet of smokes is about $33 USD now. (Tax it high enough it becomes unappealing)
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I’m about the same. I used to get a chest infection every year without fail. Not to mention a packet of smokes is about $33 USD now. (Tax it high enough it becomes unappealing)
We have two boards in the kitchen (adhd house iykyk). One for dates and appointments, the other with jobs. I periodically sneak words into the list. This weeks word is ‘underpants’. Manifest that!
September 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
We have two boards in the kitchen (adhd house iykyk). One for dates and appointments, the other with jobs. I periodically sneak words into the list. This weeks word is ‘underpants’. Manifest that!