Murder Lizard
@murderlizard.bsky.social
Usually up to shenanigans but open to other options. Qld Agnostic. Melbourne cynic. Political, antifascist positive. Shouty, sometimes sweary.
Rex returned after being kicked out 3 times. Then she decided to mess with the cat.
October 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Rex returned after being kicked out 3 times. Then she decided to mess with the cat.
Snooping on the neighbours kids playing in the yard. New babies out with the grown ups.
October 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Snooping on the neighbours kids playing in the yard. New babies out with the grown ups.
This is Rex. She will not be told the house isn’t hers. She also won’t be told to not poop on the vanity. Rex is what the world needs.
September 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
This is Rex. She will not be told the house isn’t hers. She also won’t be told to not poop on the vanity. Rex is what the world needs.
If you see this post a bridge. Burn one of you feel the urge.
September 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
If you see this post a bridge. Burn one of you feel the urge.
It feels like a 4 egg kind of day. Good job ladies.
September 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It feels like a 4 egg kind of day. Good job ladies.
Buy hand reared chickens they said…
September 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Buy hand reared chickens they said…
God he’s fabulous
June 14, 2025 at 9:33 AM
God he’s fabulous
Tea is served sir.
June 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Tea is served sir.
Got off my ass today. Walked a little. Local park is getting a do over. The gate is Adorbs. The town is in the Glass House region (can see the mountains down the bottom), the town was an old wood mill site, haven’t figured out the flowers, but it’s pretty cute. Should learn some metal work.
June 8, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Got off my ass today. Walked a little. Local park is getting a do over. The gate is Adorbs. The town is in the Glass House region (can see the mountains down the bottom), the town was an old wood mill site, haven’t figured out the flowers, but it’s pretty cute. Should learn some metal work.
Back on the tools. T’was a challenging day.
May 15, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Back on the tools. T’was a challenging day.
This was yesterday, however today looks exactly the same. Happy welcome back Jesus from
Bein’ ded.
Bein’ ded.
April 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This was yesterday, however today looks exactly the same. Happy welcome back Jesus from
Bein’ ded.
Bein’ ded.
Day tewlfty of bread therapy.
April 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Day tewlfty of bread therapy.
STIP BRINGING HORSES IN THE HOUSE DAMMIT
March 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
STIP BRINGING HORSES IN THE HOUSE DAMMIT
Bread baking skills continue as therapy. Leftovers resulted in being given these for breakfast. 🍳
March 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Bread baking skills continue as therapy. Leftovers resulted in being given these for breakfast. 🍳
No valium day. Cooking therapy
March 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
No valium day. Cooking therapy
This is gonna be so good it should be illegal. Chicken cannelloni, slightly naked. Has since been dressed in a suitable sauce and is now baking.
March 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
This is gonna be so good it should be illegal. Chicken cannelloni, slightly naked. Has since been dressed in a suitable sauce and is now baking.
This little bridge has never gone under.
March 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
This little bridge has never gone under.
Sandbags done. This is legit the weirdest thing I’ve ever experienced.
March 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Sandbags done. This is legit the weirdest thing I’ve ever experienced.
First times for everything. Very weird times.
March 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
First times for everything. Very weird times.
Coastal wind factor determined by beard watch. Some decent onshore winds.
March 3, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Coastal wind factor determined by beard watch. Some decent onshore winds.