and what if I jumped over my register and crazy murdered you all what would you comment on then

and when is a celebrity going to drop a collab with a food brand that isn't just a random flavor combo and instead tastes like the celebrity à la Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candles. where is This Oreo Tastes Like Selena Gomez

unless their given name is like super relevant to some anecdote youre sharing with me, it is so unnecessary to share. even if its relevant actually its unnecessary because I dont care. what do I gain from knowing the name that this stranger does not even go by... get real

coughing because I swallowed my water weird a lady asks if im okay and as im speaking to her she cuts me off to be like CAN YOU PUT MY MILK IN A BAG? like that couldn't have waited 2 seconds for me to finish my fucking sentence? the milk was not going anywhere. asshole

we're in a silliness recession honestly

these are so good are you kidding just starts sobbing

THESE ARE SO DELIGHTFUL AHH!!!!! AHIWGLAHS

saw the cutest video of a pig ever on instagram that someone reposted and the original video said "she loves to show off her blankets" and the instagram caption said "HES SO TINY" omg stop it. shes a GIRL pig

my dogs with little hats on if that would be fun for you ^_^