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murderedremains.bsky.social
Wolf 🐶
@murderedremains.bsky.social
dog that made a wish to be a human man and boy do i regret it
🎆 https://naught.straw.page/ 🎆
ex-vent user. also on egge @ naught
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22 - he/him mostly - personal acc

I like a lot of things and am bad at interacting with posts lol

🍃 music, art, original characters
☘️ cartoons, tv, movies, toys
🌿 nature, animals, psychology

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I do not understand why customers think they have to comment on everything all the time. yes im wearing a pimple patch. yes I know what my nametag says. yes I know I look like a girl. no my parents didn't want a boy. yes I know we are short staffed.
June 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I feel like everyone who watched jamie druitt's dramatic fall from grace in real time should be entitled to financial compensation
June 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
update on my sweet lil doggies
June 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
working at the grocery store is so silly sometimes like what the hell are Selena Gomez oreos
June 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
allies have GOT to stop telling me their trans friends deadnames for no reason. "my friend [name]- their name used to be [deadname]-" SHHHHHH!!! I dont CARE!!!
June 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
anyone else on this app feeling abnormal about the new the living tombstone album /POS
June 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
happy pride my mutuals
June 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
made the mistake again of assuming a customer asked me a question because they wanted to hear the answer 🙄
May 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I want to rewatch deadpool and wolverine... AGAIN... 💔
May 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
idk why but I keep calling my puppy squisho so much so that I fear she may start thinking her name is squisho /hj
May 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
the stolas ever
May 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I be getting scared every time my door is knocked on like a dog
May 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I need to start posting things that are just downright silly again
May 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
they are so dapper...
LOOK AT MY PUPPIESSSSS
First time painting/drawing dogs hehe thanku
May 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
LOOK AT MY PUPPIESSSSS
First time painting/drawing dogs hehe thanku
May 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
one of my littlest rages is when someone reposts a video of an animal that clearly has a caption on it with a pronoun being used for the animal and the person that reposts it uses the whole wrong pronoun for the animal in their own caption. READ!!!!
May 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I fucking love ace bandages
May 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I've been calling my puppy everything but her name and lately its been a lot of "poopsie" or "schmoopsie poo" and things of that nature. tell me why I just greeted her by saying "hi poop!!"
May 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
werewolf characters whose human forms have wolfy ears but no tail are wasted potential. give that person a fluffy tail..NOW!!!
May 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
my little sister just shouted NOOOO!!!!! and she's playing a game on her tablet where she feeds the characters from Arthur a thanksgiving meal. which. I feel should not elicit yelling NOOOOO!!!
April 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
gonna be thinking about him my whole shift btw to keep me sane
April 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
work is letting us dress it up this weekend
April 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I love a lot of dog traits because I'm a dog special interest haver at heart but something I really enjoy is when puppies bark and howl so hard that they knock themselves over
April 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm like if a rickety old cartoon lighthouse keeper whose bones ache when a storm is approaching was a 22 year old twink who does not keep a lighthouse
April 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
my puppy is sleeping under the kitchen table rn #blob alert
April 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM