Ronjon Jones
@murb93.bsky.social
Cubs, Sox and Bulls fan. Wrestling fan, mostly AEW but also DPW and occasionally TJPW. I write short blog-sorts of things at https://morningconstitutional.ghost.io/. He/him.
Eddie Kingston should beat Joe for the title. I've never felt more strongly about an idea. He should also lose the title on the very next Collision to Komander. #AEW
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Eddie Kingston should beat Joe for the title. I've never felt more strongly about an idea. He should also lose the title on the very next Collision to Komander. #AEW
We don’t talk enough how cool it is that a luchador had a hat and sunglasses built into his mask. Super Calo was built for 2025 wrestling
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
We don’t talk enough how cool it is that a luchador had a hat and sunglasses built into his mask. Super Calo was built for 2025 wrestling
I can't give bookers shit because if you gave me the book in 1998 the WCW Heavyweight Champion would've been Super Calo and the I would've fed Shawn Michaels into a woodchipper to give Tatanka the WWF title.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I can't give bookers shit because if you gave me the book in 1998 the WCW Heavyweight Champion would've been Super Calo and the I would've fed Shawn Michaels into a woodchipper to give Tatanka the WWF title.
I think it's fine to crash out when your special little guy loses. I can actually blame everything wrong in my life on Komander getting jobbed out at every turn #AEW
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I think it's fine to crash out when your special little guy loses. I can actually blame everything wrong in my life on Komander getting jobbed out at every turn #AEW
Holidays working for a small town newspaper are fun because I have a whole slate of fun content set to cover every day from tomorrow through Monday and I have absolutely nothing set for today.
Seems like a problem.
Seems like a problem.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Holidays working for a small town newspaper are fun because I have a whole slate of fun content set to cover every day from tomorrow through Monday and I have absolutely nothing set for today.
Seems like a problem.
Seems like a problem.
While I’m meta commenting on discourse: As a fat guy, there’s no such thing as a bad pie, just a weak will.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
While I’m meta commenting on discourse: As a fat guy, there’s no such thing as a bad pie, just a weak will.
No more movies. All movies are replaced with pro wrestling. I also create a wealth tax that goes for grants that fund independent wrestling so every region has a healthy indie.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
No more movies. All movies are replaced with pro wrestling. I also create a wealth tax that goes for grants that fund independent wrestling so every region has a healthy indie.
Discourse is silly. I would love to live in New York. I would also love to live in Los Angeles. I would also love to live in Chicago. I would even take Peoria or St. Louis as a consolation prize. You city folk don’t know how good you have it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Discourse is silly. I would love to live in New York. I would also love to live in Los Angeles. I would also love to live in Chicago. I would even take Peoria or St. Louis as a consolation prize. You city folk don’t know how good you have it.
I’m a big fan of King of the Ashes scenarios and I really feel like if they play this right, MJF could take out Joe, Swerve and Hanger leading to a scenario where he thinks he’s untouchable.
Then boom, Adam Cole comes back. Or, like, Kyle or Roddy takes him out. Or Wardlow. #AEW
Then boom, Adam Cole comes back. Or, like, Kyle or Roddy takes him out. Or Wardlow. #AEW
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’m a big fan of King of the Ashes scenarios and I really feel like if they play this right, MJF could take out Joe, Swerve and Hanger leading to a scenario where he thinks he’s untouchable.
Then boom, Adam Cole comes back. Or, like, Kyle or Roddy takes him out. Or Wardlow. #AEW
Then boom, Adam Cole comes back. Or, like, Kyle or Roddy takes him out. Or Wardlow. #AEW
My favorite play in basketball is when a player gets a block, keeps the ball in bounds and either gets his own board or bats it to a teammate for a fast break. I hate when guys volleyball swat shots out of bounds
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
My favorite play in basketball is when a player gets a block, keeps the ball in bounds and either gets his own board or bats it to a teammate for a fast break. I hate when guys volleyball swat shots out of bounds
Between the coffee, the prednisone and the muscle relaxers, my body is having a very interesting triple threat match with itself.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Between the coffee, the prednisone and the muscle relaxers, my body is having a very interesting triple threat match with itself.
Hangman’s reign with the title was the best since Kenny’s and I think they took the belt off him at the right time. AEW is pretty good about noticing when the wheels are wobbly on a run, so I trust TK’s decision. Especially since this might mean Elite reunion.
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Hangman’s reign with the title was the best since Kenny’s and I think they took the belt off him at the right time. AEW is pretty good about noticing when the wheels are wobbly on a run, so I trust TK’s decision. Especially since this might mean Elite reunion.
Darby Allin: Making a straight up normal wrestling match the single most uncomfortable match I've ever seen in my entire life.
This reminds me that we'll never get Darby Allin vs. Mike Awesome, and that's a fucking shame. Maybe Tony could bring in Masato Tanaka for a one off.
This reminds me that we'll never get Darby Allin vs. Mike Awesome, and that's a fucking shame. Maybe Tony could bring in Masato Tanaka for a one off.
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Darby Allin: Making a straight up normal wrestling match the single most uncomfortable match I've ever seen in my entire life.
This reminds me that we'll never get Darby Allin vs. Mike Awesome, and that's a fucking shame. Maybe Tony could bring in Masato Tanaka for a one off.
This reminds me that we'll never get Darby Allin vs. Mike Awesome, and that's a fucking shame. Maybe Tony could bring in Masato Tanaka for a one off.
Honestly spending a whole day cleaning up black mold is the most tiring thing I’ve ever done.
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Honestly spending a whole day cleaning up black mold is the most tiring thing I’ve ever done.
“I’d give Paul $100 to chokeslam one of those kids,” -Don Callis. Honestly I like those kids and I think I’d still like to see what him chokeslamming the Rizzler looks like #AEW
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
“I’d give Paul $100 to chokeslam one of those kids,” -Don Callis. Honestly I like those kids and I think I’d still like to see what him chokeslamming the Rizzler looks like #AEW
Black mold is pretty bad! Even worse when it’s apparently a foot away from where I sleep every night!
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Black mold is pretty bad! Even worse when it’s apparently a foot away from where I sleep every night!