muppet hauntology
@muppethauntology.bsky.social
Prollyamorous shitposter with an interest in ghosts muppets and other practical affects
You think Sociology is a soft science? Sounds like a skill issue
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
You think Sociology is a soft science? Sounds like a skill issue
Who are war criminals and genocide enablers for $200 Alex?
You know who didn’t spend Christmas stressed over their name being all over the Epstein Files?
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Who are war criminals and genocide enablers for $200 Alex?
VAPORIZE
REALIZE
H/RPD LIES
REALIZE
H/RPD LIES
RPD and the city of Richmond just put out a press release touting an enforcement blitz on vape shops called (sigh) "Operation Vaporize." Officials claim to have shut down 18 shops across the city, including a pair in the East End. More: rva.gov/sites/defaul...
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
VAPORIZE
REALIZE
H/RPD LIES
REALIZE
H/RPD LIES
Freeganism but it’s people sharing screen caps of AI summaries while beings anti Ai
October 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Freeganism but it’s people sharing screen caps of AI summaries while beings anti Ai
A coworker just poked me on Facebook. What year is it!?
October 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A coworker just poked me on Facebook. What year is it!?
When you think about it network news is such a strange concept. It’s just people doing react videos to current event events for old people.
August 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
When you think about it network news is such a strange concept. It’s just people doing react videos to current event events for old people.
Call me Bart the way I be SIMPIN SON
August 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Call me Bart the way I be SIMPIN SON
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i see you fear true intimacy but still want the emotional validation….it’s a no from me dog
July 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i see you fear true intimacy but still want the emotional validation….it’s a no from me dog
My Fantastic Four
July 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My Fantastic Four
Honey, the bees know about what you did too
July 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Honey, the bees know about what you did too
Sorry I don’t have my shit together, I can’t help it I have IBS
July 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sorry I don’t have my shit together, I can’t help it I have IBS
When are we gonna accept that those in power don’t care about their hypocrisy?
July 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
When are we gonna accept that those in power don’t care about their hypocrisy?
If we are stopping gender affirming care I guess that means no more patriarchy
June 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If we are stopping gender affirming care I guess that means no more patriarchy
Shoutout to whoever ate their Chia Pet’s seeds and thought “I could turn this into a super food”
June 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Shoutout to whoever ate their Chia Pet’s seeds and thought “I could turn this into a super food”
What do you mean the optimization by way of gamifying capitalism has left me feeling even more sad and alienated!?
June 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
What do you mean the optimization by way of gamifying capitalism has left me feeling even more sad and alienated!?
Have rappers or any poets made use of Pentecostal metaphors for cunnilingus?
June 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Have rappers or any poets made use of Pentecostal metaphors for cunnilingus?
I swipe left on books organized by color and encourage you to as well
June 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I swipe left on books organized by color and encourage you to as well
TMFFW a self described ND person tells you to act normal
June 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
TMFFW a self described ND person tells you to act normal
What if we Fought Club Palantir instead of credit card companies?
peter theils palantir becoming the worlds most powerful military system and data harvester is going to usher in a new, worse age of humanity. i hate to say it but this is complete libertarian cultural victory
May 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
What if we Fought Club Palantir instead of credit card companies?
Help! I’ve already shat and now I can’t get off the pot!
May 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Help! I’ve already shat and now I can’t get off the pot!
Rainbow cookies made me gay and other strange experiences in the former capital of the confederacy
May 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Rainbow cookies made me gay and other strange experiences in the former capital of the confederacy
DEFEND WOKERS RIGHTS
May 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
DEFEND WOKERS RIGHTS
Civil disobedience as in taking a shit in your “for customers only” restroom
May 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Civil disobedience as in taking a shit in your “for customers only” restroom
As agents of the state who protect property and not people yes this tracks
May 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
As agents of the state who protect property and not people yes this tracks