from the cat_cosplay account on insta

I'm so gay, the froth on my matcha latte inevitably turns into a vulva.

My middle life crisis is not knowing if I'm blonde anymore.

Why is it the days that I mostly deeply need rest I cannot rest.

For when I'm stressing about all the things later: right now, I'm sitting in an artsy hipster cafe, having a vegan meal with lots of veggies, reading bell hooks all about love and hearing the song that will play as my wife and I dance to our first song as married women.

Don't worry - I know my ribbing is tight, but it stretches 🧶

Solidarity

I'm one of those people who signs off her emails with "Best" and sometimes I make a typo that instead reads "Beset" and it's the more honest signature

Consequences of never deleting any of my contacts: I picked up the phone for Tony thinking he was boss Tony and he was actually soup kitchen Tony from, like, five years ago. He asked me if I needed rides anywhere, bc he has a car now, and if I'd like to help people grow container gardens #onbrand