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Tiffany
@multimediamage.bsky.social
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Prism-tongued rebellious fey | Secular Syncreticist | Optimism Through Self-determination | Neon Muse Of Misfits | Mistress Of The Industrial Arts
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Farvel 🩵💜💚
A woman snuggling with a brown cat. The woman has her arm wrapped in front of the cat and the cat has her front leg and head resting on the woman's arm. A woman snuggling with a brown cat. The woman has her arm wrapped in front of the cat and the cat has her front leg and head resting on the woman's arm. The woman is peering sleepily into the camera. A woman looking into the camera while she lays down with a cat. The woman's arm wraps to the front of the cat and the cat is leaning her cheek into the woman's palm. A woman gazing lovingly while laying down with a cat. The woman's arm is wrapped around to the front of the cat and is gently holding the cat's sleepy head in her hand.
November 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Tiffany The Greatly Exaggerated
Woman with thin but long side blade bangs and her hair up wearing a deep purple lip and white framed sunglasses giving an icy and confident gaze. She's wearing two necklaces and ostentatious earrings as well as a nametag with her name "Tiffany" and an old employee badge underneath it hanging from the lapel of her light beige sport jacket with an earthy green tight necked shirt underneath.
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Do I know anybody who's had canned Moxie?

I find it acidicly fowl in a plastic bottle but delightful and quirky in a glass bottle.
A bottle of Moxie brand soda listing it's flavor as "Original Elixir" and depicting a man in a suit pointing at you.
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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I keep saying it but I need to do foundation more
A woman gently smiling with confidence in an Ulta with a simple full face of makeup featuring a brown lip and upturned wings for her hooded eyes.
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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How am I just so pretty?!
A woman warmly smiling wearing a sleeveless white dress with butterflies and a window open behind her to leaveless spring trees.
November 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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I'm gonna call Standard Modern Lathe in the morning and see what's up because their website is redirecting to some dentist's office in Texas.

I found a 3 months old snap on @archive.org that's fine.

Issues with both standardmodernlathes.com and racerinternational.com
An Internet Archive snap of https://standardmodernlathes.com/ from August 7th 2025 showing a machine tool website one would expect. A screenshot of Spring Cypress Dental's website.
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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If one dude is truthful about their height while next to a dude that's shorter then it's an instant fucking argument or identity crisis.
A graph of measured versus reported male heights showing less reported 5'8", 5'9", 5'10", 5'11", and 6'1", which significant overreporting of 6'0" and 6'2", and finally all other heights showing close agreement between what's measured and what's reported.
October 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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I dig a product telling you to use your utility knife.

Drain's gon' be cleeeeaaaaan
A thick foil seal on the top of a white bottle showing an illustration of arrows around the perimeter of the seal and a depiction of a popped open pocket knife in the center.
October 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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But, Max, tell me what lies underneath rock bottom? Where do you get milkshakes when you're in Plato's Cave?

From a microwave ofc
A microwave with "MILK SHAKES" on top of it in a jaunty font. It has a 6 step guide for use with milkshakes on the front, a warning for "Milk shales only!" and the only two time options are "Thick" and "Thin" labelled 1 and 2 respectively.
October 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Frenchies!

I think I picked a rather nice slightly cool red.

I got a pedicure too this time so I'll save getting extensions for next time.
A left hand with a French tip manicure with a raspberry red instead of the traditional white. A right hand with a French tip manicure with a raspberry red instead of the traditional white.
October 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I guess I'm sleeping on the other side of the bed tonight.

Farvel missed her mommy who's been gone allll day 🥺
A brown and white cat curled up sleeping on the pillows on one side of a bed that doesn't yet have pillows on the other side.
September 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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I woke up with this looking like smear of blue pen ink but apparently this is a common way for a Pixel 7a's display to die.

I had it backing up all day and I had to figure out how to migrate three different authenticator apps.

I'm so stressed, I had to emergency move yesterday.
A phone with an incredibly distorted image. Massive blotches have turned entirely black and the rest is deeply shaded blue making most of the screen illegible.
September 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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I get the hype with this Dubai 🍨🌮 but I only finished half of it
Woman holding a Dubai chocolate style ice cream taco sporting a bodaciously surprises expression. A Dubai style ice cream taco in a plastic container with nutella as well as strawberries and banana slices as sides.
September 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I get the hype with this Dubai ice 🍨🌮 but I only finished half of it
Woman holding a Dubai chocolate style ice cream taco. A Dubai style ice cream taco in a plastic container with nutella as well as strawberries and banana slices as sides.
September 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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A meme with a New Jersey road sign centered underneath a lightly cloudy sky. Top text — "You know what? Fuck you" Bottom text — "~ Unchlorinates your brakleen ~"
September 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Brake pin punch? Who needs her!

I'm surprised the mallets genuinely worked as wheel chocks, I had a backup plan because I was half sure they wouldn't.

lol new brake pads from 2017
A woman holding a hex drive shaft in a pair of locking pliers smiling with gleeful mischief. A pair of old brake pads alongside a new pair. One of the old ones has no friction material left and the date stamp on the back of a new one is for October 17th 2017. A deadblow mallet stuffed underneath a tire as a wheel chock. A rubber mallet stuffed underneath a tire as a wheel chock.
September 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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No, I'm not going to tell you how too-long that filter was in there but I'm a lot less nervous about spontaneously throwing a rod or seizing a piston now.
An old and new cartridge style oil filter laying on an oil drip pan. The old one is twisted, shrunk, and the flaps are beginning to separate.
September 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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I haven't done a tanning walk since last year and it's gonna be too late soon.
A woman with her hair back and an outfit showing a ton of skin.
September 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I took a face break but it's Smile Time because there's nothing better than bathing in your own radiance.
A woman with her hair back, neon colored sunglasses on her head, and a red lip smiling with her whole face.
September 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I had some doctors help me breathe better last night.

I was in the shape not quite a year ago, I'm glad I stopped vaping I just wish it was sooner.

I can finally lay down and feel normal after a hot shower to clean myself out in addition to some rest.
A woman with a breathing treatment apparatus on her face in a hospital room. She has her hair up on a messy bun and she's in a drab yellow hospital gown with random lines and scribbles trying to pass for something worthy of printing on fabric.
August 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I'm doing a watch party with the Gamers Nexus GPU Black market movie that released like 1/2 hour ago.

Let's enjoy investigative journalism from the fallout of Trump's trade policies with China with in-person testimonies of users and smugglers.

discord.gg/vTkRedU3
A YouTube thumbnail with Steve of GamersNexus holding a graphics, the background emblazoned with the American and Chinese flags, a graphics card in the foreground with "ILLEGAL AI GPU BLACK MARKET" bannered in front of it.
August 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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I saw they hit all of their $200k stretch goals already ohmygosh
A site banner depicting fundraising goals. It's for the GamersNexus black market GPU movie with a stylized Chinese "Nexus Smuggling Co." logo. It depicts having hit both the $80k base goal, all of their $200k stretch goals, and a new space up to $400k for super stretch goals.
August 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Awe dammit I want the 🍩🔪, it's a Kershaw.

The 🌭🔪 is a Boker and I'm living for this absolute Joker weapon.
A folding pocket knife with a bright blue blade, a yellow thumb knob, a bright green crossbar lock, and scales in a strawberry iced donut with sprinkles motif and finally with a purple lanyard loop. The backside of a folding pocket knife with a strawberry iced donut with sprinkles motif showing its cyan pocket clip. A folding pocket knife with a blade that looks like a hotdog including mustard and rounded end. It has yellow scales and red hardware. The backside of a hotdog motif folding pocket knife showing its red pocket clip.
August 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I'm realizing I never found it funny that someone is mentally fucked up.

I'm sure they're joking but I don't really wanna watch someone treat themself like a punchline either.

You don't need to be pitiful to be worthy of sympathy, you don't need to be a genius to be admired.
A cropped screenshot from Facebook. The posted image is a needle implied to sway between "i'm a genius. truly, it is a privilege to know me" on the left extreme and "i am a once in a lifetime oaf. never in the course of human history has there been anyone dumber than me". A commenter with their name and profile picture blotted out is saying "Ah, yes, dialectica: I'm both"
August 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I tried cowboy coffee since our carafe was smashed in my most recent hurried move.

I don't mind it!
A boiling very dark brown pot of coffee on a hotplate on a hotel round table with seasonings surrounding the area.
August 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM