H. "Muffy" Perot
@muffyperot.bsky.social
Perpetual Candidate for HOA President, Waspy Pines Country Club. Chiropractor to the stars.
This whole maudlin state that the Republic is in can be directly traced to taking the cocaine out of many popular and tasty patent-medicines.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
This whole maudlin state that the Republic is in can be directly traced to taking the cocaine out of many popular and tasty patent-medicines.
"Country Style Spread" - Fond memories of Mamaw Perot in the kitchen - hydrogenating seed oils.
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"Country Style Spread" - Fond memories of Mamaw Perot in the kitchen - hydrogenating seed oils.
Modern caselaw seems to be reliant of the doctrine of "we can't get the toothpaste back into the tube."
October 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Modern caselaw seems to be reliant of the doctrine of "we can't get the toothpaste back into the tube."
It's only a "gambling scandal" if you're one of the losers.
Anyway, lemme get 10 on the hard 8.
Anyway, lemme get 10 on the hard 8.
October 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It's only a "gambling scandal" if you're one of the losers.
Anyway, lemme get 10 on the hard 8.
Anyway, lemme get 10 on the hard 8.
Movie Review: The Matrix
Take a pill to go live in the equivalent of a Greyhound bus and eat cat food schmoo.
Pretty realistic. 8/10
Take a pill to go live in the equivalent of a Greyhound bus and eat cat food schmoo.
Pretty realistic. 8/10
September 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Movie Review: The Matrix
Take a pill to go live in the equivalent of a Greyhound bus and eat cat food schmoo.
Pretty realistic. 8/10
Take a pill to go live in the equivalent of a Greyhound bus and eat cat food schmoo.
Pretty realistic. 8/10
Live
Laugh
Litigate
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LEEEROOOYYY JENKINS
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LEEEROOOYYY JENKINS
Live
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Let me fade into the moss
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Let me fade into the moss
September 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Live
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Litigate
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Litigate
What a unremarkable day. I think I'll have a spaghetti dinner.
September 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
What a unremarkable day. I think I'll have a spaghetti dinner.
I wanted to be a "Sex-O-Lette" but I couldn't pass the math section of the exam.
August 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I wanted to be a "Sex-O-Lette" but I couldn't pass the math section of the exam.
Employees:
We will be outsourcing the "Finding Out" part of FAFO from this point on.
We will be outsourcing the "Finding Out" part of FAFO from this point on.
August 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Employees:
We will be outsourcing the "Finding Out" part of FAFO from this point on.
We will be outsourcing the "Finding Out" part of FAFO from this point on.
August 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
To quote Donna DeMarco: "My husbands in the ocean, gambling."
Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt theonion.com/researc...
August 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
To quote Donna DeMarco: "My husbands in the ocean, gambling."
I'm going off the rails on a Gravy Train.
August 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I'm going off the rails on a Gravy Train.
OSHA has really put a dent in the "supervillain falling into vat of toxic goo" origin stories numbers.
July 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
OSHA has really put a dent in the "supervillain falling into vat of toxic goo" origin stories numbers.
Today someone will be Declaring their Independence from their fingers.
July 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Today someone will be Declaring their Independence from their fingers.
I'm very amazed how much the huffing ones farts pipeline has accelerated in this AI-Slop future we live in.
July 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I'm very amazed how much the huffing ones farts pipeline has accelerated in this AI-Slop future we live in.
The hell with #waymo , #SpeedBuggy is the only autonomous car I'll get into.
June 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The hell with #waymo , #SpeedBuggy is the only autonomous car I'll get into.
After a lengthy meeting with the finance department, we have determined we will just be taking your money and not providing any goods or services in return.
Onward to profitablity!
Enjoy, Consumers!
Onward to profitablity!
Enjoy, Consumers!
June 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
After a lengthy meeting with the finance department, we have determined we will just be taking your money and not providing any goods or services in return.
Onward to profitablity!
Enjoy, Consumers!
Onward to profitablity!
Enjoy, Consumers!
Does Pete Hegseth have to blow into a tube to start up the Pentagon?
June 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Does Pete Hegseth have to blow into a tube to start up the Pentagon?
I once had a ingrown brain.
May 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I once had a ingrown brain.
Blind Boxes are Precious Moments figurines, but for young people.
May 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Blind Boxes are Precious Moments figurines, but for young people.
Suddenly the government doesn't want you to have #floride . What is the government hiding and why are they trying to suppress this cheap and effective treatment? #bigpharma
May 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Suddenly the government doesn't want you to have #floride . What is the government hiding and why are they trying to suppress this cheap and effective treatment? #bigpharma
Who was elected #antipope ? youtu.be/FxxhAS16vB0?...
Zlad! - I Am The Antipope
YouTube video by Working Dog Productions
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May 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Who was elected #antipope ? youtu.be/FxxhAS16vB0?...
"Looking at your 401K is woke" #trumpslump
May 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"Looking at your 401K is woke" #trumpslump
Senator Grassley (R-IA) then proceeded to put an onion on his belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the #trumptarrifs . The only ones he could get were the big yellow ones.
April 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Senator Grassley (R-IA) then proceeded to put an onion on his belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the #trumptarrifs . The only ones he could get were the big yellow ones.
I run a Pub Trivia night for morons. Questions include:
"Name a TV show."
"Write down a number."
"Did you see a movie recently?"
"True/False - Football is played with a football."
Please give me more ideas for questions!
"Name a TV show."
"Write down a number."
"Did you see a movie recently?"
"True/False - Football is played with a football."
Please give me more ideas for questions!
April 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I run a Pub Trivia night for morons. Questions include:
"Name a TV show."
"Write down a number."
"Did you see a movie recently?"
"True/False - Football is played with a football."
Please give me more ideas for questions!
"Name a TV show."
"Write down a number."
"Did you see a movie recently?"
"True/False - Football is played with a football."
Please give me more ideas for questions!