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Lmaooo
One account goes like this: Young McLean was in a Taco Bell drive-thru with his family when he spotted the sign and blurted out, "That's my name.".
January 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO
ESPN.com: Rex Ryan, Ron Rivera expected to interview for Jets' HC job.
December 30, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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😤
Congratulations! You finished a Monday puzzle in 4:40. 4 Mondays In A Row. 1:10 Faster Than Your Average.
December 30, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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@thevowel.bsky.social: DAMMIT NPR. I spent nine months upgrading over TEN THOUSAND desktops at a F500 client. The grand total was over SEVENTY THOUSAND applications upgraded. Y2K "didn't live up to the hype" because the industry busted ass to duct tape everything first. @npr.org: People feared the computer glitch would mean "the end of the world as we know it." Thankfully, Y2K didn't live up to the hype after years and billions of dollars were spent on painstaking preparation.
December 29, 2024 at 6:49 AM
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Absolutely hate when liberals do shit like this to describe purely American experiences.
Kevin James @kjgibri.bsky.social: “I've had about enough of these media safaris into rural dumbfuckistan where we get to experience their ignorance, gullibility and stupidity up close and personal. I've been watching these ignorant, bigoted suckers screw themselves over since St. Reagan began taxing their Social Security benefits.”
December 27, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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😎
10-day weather forecast for an Australian city. Highs are 79-89° Fahrenheit.
December 26, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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“This is why y’all should move to Australia.”
“Say the line, Bart!”
December 26, 2024 at 11:39 AM
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God is so fucking good
Screenshot showing that $1 AUD equals $0.62 USD.
December 25, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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Glad I wasn’t the only one lmao
Screenshot of Safari history, where I searched “tureen”.
December 25, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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🎶Oh, the weather outside’s delightful🎶
Screenshot of Apple Weather app. Currently 62° Fahrenheit, low of 43°, high of 76°.
December 24, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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I’m not saying you’re wrong or that I don’t believe in you, but the science is not on your side lmao
“The average boxer has a punch force of 776 pounds, a roo's kick is about 760 pounds. Their bite force is ~925 PSI, which is the same as a grizzly bear's. The average man weighs 200 pounds and would have a punch force of 258 pounds. A kangaroo's punch force is 275 pounds. So imagine getting into a fight with an average, 200-pound man, but he has two other limbs that can hit you as hard as a boxer's punch, and if he bit you, it'd be as if a grizzly bear bit you.”
December 23, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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Christmas in Australia 😤>>>>>
Weather forecast for a city in Australia. Current temp is 51° Fahrenheit. Low is 43°, high is 76°.
December 23, 2024 at 1:43 PM
mucciflipflop.bsky.social
Top 5 cereal in the world, no hyperbole
Carman’s cinnamon scroll cluster granola.
December 23, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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Yeah, quite bigger, and they really only live in the middle of the country, where it’s hot and dry as hell. There are Eastern greys (left) and Western greys (right), and they’re cute and furry lol.
An adult Eastern grey kangaroo with a joey. A group of Western grey kangaroos.
December 22, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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Equipped!
NBA 2K Volume Shooter badge
December 19, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Called me an old man smh
“Your mental age is 47”
December 19, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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🥵
Weather forecast for an Australian city, Sat-Tues. Highs are 88° F, 93° F, 96° F, 90° F
December 13, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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Big news out of the Mucci household:
5 bottles of Hidden Valley Ranch dressing, one bottle of Crystal hot sauce behind them
December 10, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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Still true
If the Chargers are winning a close game in the last 2 minutes, no they're not. Similarly, if the Chiefs are losing a close game in the last 2 minutes, no they're not.
December 9, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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To put the sun’s strength into perspective, tomorrow is only supposed to be 79°, but look at this UV index.
UV index for Tuesday, 10 December in an Australian city. The max is 11, with the UV index hitting High by 9:30am.
December 9, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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This is a really weird thing to say
Kyr504 @kyr504.bsky.social: “We dropped REAL DEAL bombs on them,after that you can't do nothing but become all submissive and nice.... NUKE get yo mind right”
December 8, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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That’s the plan, yeah
"If I'm guilty of this, every cop in the nation's going to jail," Wendt told CBS News just days before a federal judge sentenced him to a 5-year prison term. Wendt's crimes appear to be part of a nationwide pattern.
December 5, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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“No DMs!”

Just shut up and click the button, god damn.
Bluesky’s privacy settings page for DMs
December 5, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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Yeah, this shit is ruined
iPhone control centre after the newest update
December 4, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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All Cop-Tarts Are Bastards
Quote tweet from @Mucciflipflop: “Y’all have been swooning over a pastry that dances with the police? 🤨” Tweet quotes @NicoleAuerbach’s tweet of the Pop-Tart mascot dancing with a cop.
December 4, 2024 at 3:11 PM