Michael T Riddler
@mtriddler.bsky.social
Football, music, photography, films and TV. With the odd rhyming couplet thrown in for no good reason.
Say 'Black Friday' again. Say 'Black Friday' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say Black Friday one more Goddamn time!
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Say 'Black Friday' again. Say 'Black Friday' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say Black Friday one more Goddamn time!
I still can't believe this man plays for Newcastle United.
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I still can't believe this man plays for Newcastle United.
Today, I have mostly been watching Nick Woltemade's penalty on a loop.
October 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Today, I have mostly been watching Nick Woltemade's penalty on a loop.
No standing on the bog seat when dumping your load.
July 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
No standing on the bog seat when dumping your load.
Which is your favourite?
July 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Which is your favourite?
Another two I've never had before. Official rating, not too bad.
July 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Another two I've never had before. Official rating, not too bad.
In Scotland road testing a few of the local brews, verdict not bad at all.
July 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
In Scotland road testing a few of the local brews, verdict not bad at all.
When comes to that fake twat Stewart, I think the Green Brigade say it best...
June 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
When comes to that fake twat Stewart, I think the Green Brigade say it best...
Paid a visit to the Twice Brewed tap shop yesterday to pick up some supplies. I got myself a mystery box, a dozen cans for 30 quid absolute bargain.
May 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Paid a visit to the Twice Brewed tap shop yesterday to pick up some supplies. I got myself a mystery box, a dozen cans for 30 quid absolute bargain.
Match attire yesterday.
Sir Robert William Robson RIP.
Sir Robert William Robson RIP.
April 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Match attire yesterday.
Sir Robert William Robson RIP.
Sir Robert William Robson RIP.
Got to like a beer the can struggles to contain.
April 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Got to like a beer the can struggles to contain.
I am the resurrection, my one concession to Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I am the resurrection, my one concession to Easter.
Say tariff again. Say tariff again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say tariff one more Goddamn time!
April 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Say tariff again. Say tariff again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say tariff one more Goddamn time!
NUFC Celebration Day
March 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
NUFC Celebration Day
Don't fancy our chances if there's a fire.
March 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Don't fancy our chances if there's a fire.
View from the hotel window, Stamford Bridge urgh
March 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
View from the hotel window, Stamford Bridge urgh
Performance postmortem
A ten pound loan
Tears in the toilet
Then the last bus home
A ten pound loan
Tears in the toilet
Then the last bus home
March 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Performance postmortem
A ten pound loan
Tears in the toilet
Then the last bus home
A ten pound loan
Tears in the toilet
Then the last bus home
Another beautiful morning on the Northumberland coast, it really is grim up north.
December 28, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Another beautiful morning on the Northumberland coast, it really is grim up north.
Up before the sun again this morning.
December 26, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Up before the sun again this morning.
Snap. Savage amusement that mind.
December 5, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Snap. Savage amusement that mind.
There's a storm coming
December 5, 2024 at 11:19 AM
There's a storm coming
Savage amusement that mind.
December 1, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Savage amusement that mind.