Things Lionel Messi has never done that Preki has:

• Score against Brazil in a competitive international fixture
• Play (and score) in the Premier League
• Alternate between indoor and outdoor pro careers
• W̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶w̶o̶ ̶M̶L̶S̶ ̶M̶V̶P̶s̶

a bunch of guys who feel like they have small dicks because they work at desks are collapsing the global economy on the off chance it will make them feel less emasculated

And he still managed to make the blurb about himself

it’s all the purest distillation of the idea that society doesn’t actually exist. the only thing that exists is some amorphous “liberty” that entitles you to a life without obligations or responsibilities or anything that might impose a duty on you or a limit on your conduct