Matt Jenkins
@mtjenkins.bsky.social
No sadder feeling than realizing your favorite sports analysis youtuber is now just chasing the bag with hawt taek slop
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
No sadder feeling than realizing your favorite sports analysis youtuber is now just chasing the bag with hawt taek slop
Saying this unprompted to a person on the bus reading a book.
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Saying this unprompted to a person on the bus reading a book.
If you have more rulers in your cars glove compartment then the total of clowns up there on Capitol Hill, you just might be a Redneck.
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If you have more rulers in your cars glove compartment then the total of clowns up there on Capitol Hill, you just might be a Redneck.
Having a knowing chuckle as I type "I can handle the full Asian Spice dude I promise" in the special instructions section of the Domino's Deivery App.
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Having a knowing chuckle as I type "I can handle the full Asian Spice dude I promise" in the special instructions section of the Domino's Deivery App.
Pete Herbstreit had asked away
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Pete Herbstreit had asked away
Posting White Nonsense when theres a cheetoh in the white house. To answer your question...yes I am
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Posting White Nonsense when theres a cheetoh in the white house. To answer your question...yes I am
Poeyes should put freaking chicken on the menu if you ask me. Money on the table.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Poeyes should put freaking chicken on the menu if you ask me. Money on the table.
If there's one thing you'll never catch me doing, it's mansplaining A Little Life to hardworking Mexican families.
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
If there's one thing you'll never catch me doing, it's mansplaining A Little Life to hardworking Mexican families.
Pretty fucked up how you can basically do whatever to birds in this country unless they're owned by a veteran.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Pretty fucked up how you can basically do whatever to birds in this country unless they're owned by a veteran.
Watching Yellowstone clips, the Cleveland Browns will never find a QB1 until this country gives proper respect to ranch owners.
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Watching Yellowstone clips, the Cleveland Browns will never find a QB1 until this country gives proper respect to ranch owners.
More Like Whole Paycheck
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
More Like Whole Paycheck
The working class is crying out for political leadership that truly represents their interests. Thats why I am proud to present an ideal candidate for office. He works as a scrap metal magnet fisherman on a boat he purchased with a loan from his Raytheon executive mom.
October 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The working class is crying out for political leadership that truly represents their interests. Thats why I am proud to present an ideal candidate for office. He works as a scrap metal magnet fisherman on a boat he purchased with a loan from his Raytheon executive mom.
Absolutely simmering with rage to the point of being incapable of functioning. I will not see an entire generation of beautiful sons branded as "rapists in training" for finding joy and release in the lyrics of Hotel Room Service.
October 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Absolutely simmering with rage to the point of being incapable of functioning. I will not see an entire generation of beautiful sons branded as "rapists in training" for finding joy and release in the lyrics of Hotel Room Service.
I'm finding connection, community, and meaning by getting into arguments about what does and does not constitute "true cowboy behavior" in the comments under Taylor Sheridan show youtube clips
October 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm finding connection, community, and meaning by getting into arguments about what does and does not constitute "true cowboy behavior" in the comments under Taylor Sheridan show youtube clips
Just dissolve the country already. It's never been more over and I can't possibly think of a bigger waste of time and energy than pretending otherwise.
July 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just dissolve the country already. It's never been more over and I can't possibly think of a bigger waste of time and energy than pretending otherwise.
