Given the "incredibly racist" part I feel like you can at least parlay this into a regular Washington Post column

Go fuck yourself

For being his campaign manager/bizarrely sweaty social media hype man I will be paid no less than 2 million dollars directly from the DNC and be permitted to keep it after resigning due to certain 2am DMs to various 23 year old DSA members.

In lieu of media hits we will simply livestream a 10 minute speech from his gaming rig where he uses the word "gay" as an insult no less than 32 times.

How much sooner do we think the Union prevails if our boys in blue could wash down their Necco Wafers with a refreshing Baja Blast?

Look, a few more bucks on the catering budget and I really think he would have had something special going

Ben Sasse