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Michael Cannon
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Alright, let's see what's going on here.
And how about a round of applause for those perfectly average dik diks, whose performances have been described as "creatively utilitarian" and "satisfying for their workmanlike effort and industrious good nature"?
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The Office (U.S.) and Arrested Development. Although I did both using full-series DVDs. Old school, as the kids don't say.

An undiagnosed depressive's dearest friends.
January 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
"play...games for you"

That sequence gave me a small stroke.
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 PM
They say we're all evolving into crabs. Maybe some of us are ahead of the class...
January 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
That's where they start. You should see my belfry! 😆
January 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
The haunch-knuckle, shoulder-gizzard, and snout-sphincter.

Food waste is a grave sin.
January 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
👏

I remind myself of this every time I hear someone speak roughly. The insulation we crave by being online -- as opposed to IRL -- makes our thin skin even thinner. We can't be too precious, too word-policey, too Manichean in our thought or action.
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Was just talking about his preternatural voice with my sister the other day.
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Both Oscar winners though. They might not come from the same zip code, but they live in the same county.
January 5, 2026 at 2:31 AM
What's Anthony Hopkins' screen time in Silence of the Lambs though?

Less familiarity makes his brand of fearful more effective.

Same problem with how much Bale talks *as* Batman in the latter 2 films. That voice is good in short bursts, not monologs.
January 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Just came from a funeral where my Congressman appeared. What he had to say was good, but I couldn't help but think, "if it were ever time to cut your leave short, it's now."
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
At this rate, I'll be Batman by Labor Day.
January 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Nobody can tell you what "unapologetic" is code for in your inner monolog.
January 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM